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Kieren-Paul

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About Me

I'm just a young black dude with the ability to land a kickflip, speak semi conversational Japanese, remain faithful in a 3 year long distance relationship and perform a beautiful slow arching backflip without breaking my Goddamn neck. Not sure how it happened exactly but I'm now also uniformly racist and manage to harbour prejudices against niggas, packis, crackers and chinks with a clear conscience.I also really wish some people would stop sending me messages about the above statement being racist. It's clearly meant to be tongue in cheek, I ain't gonna take it off and could care less about your unnecessarily pc opinion.Anyways I'm a guy who's on his own path in life, I'm completely 100% unique and I can guarantee you've never met anyone quite like me and never will! I don't follow crowds, never have done, never will and I always play by my own rules.I'm a bit of a mad dancer, I absolutely love it! I'm the guy you spot on the podium in the club, glowsticks in hand, largin it all night and just generally having a wicked time.If I don't get my requisite 5 hours of sleep at night I'm a complete demon the following day and have been known to release my rage by attacking the elderly. That said however; should I actually receive a good nights slumber which I generally do, then I'm just as likely to be seen helping that same old woman "carry her groceries all the way home." I guess that's the true definition of being a Gemini huh?I'm utilizing my lifelong love of words and creativity to thrust myself into a dream career in scriptwriting. I don't like to pigeonhole myself into any one genre and write just about any style, drama, romantic comedy, action, children's, thriller, bring it on!I'm also in the process of starting up an analogue underground dance radio station called Ground Zero. I'm on the lookout for talented djs that spin house both funky, tech and regular, Techno, Trance, Hard Dance, Drum and Base, Hardcore and Hip-Hop that wanna be part of something big, move from the bedrooms and into the public consciousness.

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My Interests

Well since a very young age I've been hooked on films (only the sick ones mind you); Fight Club is THE greatest film of all time and anyone who disagrees with that statement deserves to be fed to a pack of lions (slight exaggeration)! I read comics (only Marvel and Image though, fuck them DC niggas) Spiderman, Rising Stars, Civil War, Wolverine, Ultimates, they're sick people; trust me. I'd never cried at a book until I got to the end of Jodi Picoult's "My Sister's Keeper" and that had me in bits; I'd reccomend that or any of Jodi's book to anyone, she's by FAR my favourite author. I like to work out, keeps me in shape, I also Thai Box, that too keeps me in shape! I'm quite partial to going clubbing and gettin merry with my big juicy black ass on the weekend. Live life to the full while you're young kids cause youth doesn't last forever, ask my 38 year old brother.Anyways that's enough of a rant for now; think I'm gonna go watch Naruto (The GREATEST anime series of all time) innabit.Myspace Layouts

I'd like to meet:

People who are laid back, easy going, open minded, and just out for some adventure. Oh yeah and no crazy people please, for the love of God, no more crazy ass, unstable women. If you're one of those peeps I beseech you to not message me. Having said that though if you're not one of those types and you reckon we'd get along then by all means drop me a line, I look forward to hearing from you.
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Music:

I like a lot of different music, way too much to list here.

Movies:

Fight Club, Final Fantasy 7 Advent Children, Friday, Run Lola Run, Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, City of God, Pulp Fiction, Resevoir Dogs, Rush Hour, Human Traffic, Football Factory, Lost in Translation, Enemy at the Gates, Last Samurai, Police Story, Perfect Blue, Roald Dahl's Matilda, Saving Private Ryan, Rumble in the Bronx, Malcom X, Bridge to Terabithia, Requiem for a Dream, Goodfellas, Four Rooms, Blood Diamond, Life and Training Day.

Television:

Lost, Desperate Housewives, Frasier, Seinfeld, Coronation St, Chappelle's Show, Star Trek, Smallville, Big Brother, Family Guy, South Park, Extras, Naruto.

Books:

Davinci Code, Memoirs of a Geisha, The God Delusion, Blink, My Sister's Keeper, Keeping Faith, Vanishing Acts, Salem Falls, Plain Truth, The Pact, Feel The Fear And Do It Anyway, Conversations With God, A Short History Of Nearly Everything, England Away, We need to talk about Kevin and anything by Roald Dahl!

Heroes:

Quentin Tarantino, Shawn Michaels, Rob Van Dam, James Ford, James Howlett, Peter Parker, Ben Reilly, Jackie Chan. Roald Dahl.

My Blog

Images from my latest graphic novel release

YoI'm having a story published through Accent UK Comics for their upcoming Zombies Graphic novel! It's my first official comic writing credit so I'm pretty damn well chuffed if I'm gonna honest! It's ...
Posted by Kieren-Paul on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 04:09:00 PST

The Ground Zero Project has arrived!

Oh yes, it's finally happened!! Thank the Lord God Jesus Almighty, Allah, Buddah and anyone else up there above, it has finally happened. After all the waiting, the suspense, the numerous phone calls,...
Posted by Kieren-Paul on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 01:31:00 PST

Kieren-Paul's writing escapades of the previous lunar cycle!

(Taken from my BBC blog http://www.bbc.co.uk/birmingham/content/articles/2007/01/30/ writer_blog_4_feature.shtml)Hello everyone and welcome once again to the eternal type-fest that is Kieren-Paul Brown...
Posted by Kieren-Paul on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 09:22:00 PST

What the fuck is up with these lesbians?

Am I the only one who's noticed the unflinching, knee jerk hatred lesbians seem to have for men? It's nothing like relationship gay men have with women (arm in arm, tip toeing through Selfridges as th...
Posted by Kieren-Paul on Sat, 28 Oct 2006 10:14:00 PST

Quasimodo!

Quasimodo, the Hunchback of Notre Dame wanted to take a vacation. He needed a replacement bell ringer but the only man who showed up at the top of the bell tower was a man with no hands. "How can you ...
Posted by Kieren-Paul on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 10:15:00 PST

One for the ladies - How to successfully take down a rapist

Women if you're ever in a position where a man is trying to rape you then the odds are that he's doing it just to satisfy his sexual urges and by this I mean he's doing it because he want's your body ...
Posted by Kieren-Paul on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 10:57:00 PST

You're having a fucking laugh mate!

So there I am sitting at my pc working on a script, minding my own God damn business on Thursday 28th September 2006. From nowhere a bright blue spark of energy erupts from out the back of my pc and m...
Posted by Kieren-Paul on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 02:03:00 PST

The day I single handedly foiled a terrorist plot (no bs)

I was traipsing through Birmingham City centre earlier on today when I noticed a man sat atop the roof of a building looking pretty cagey with a Lee Enfield Sniper Rifle in hand. Curious about what th...
Posted by Kieren-Paul on Fri, 01 Sep 2006 12:16:00 PST

I was ejected from Global Gathering for being a drunk nigga, nigga!

Ejected from Global Gathering for being drunk and BlackBy Kieren-Paul BrownPicture the scene if you can; half past 4 in the Morning on Saturday 29th July at the Global Gathering 2006 festival. This re...
Posted by Kieren-Paul on Wed, 02 Aug 2006 04:32:00 PST

Tempest future issue teaser - part 2

2. WIND THOUGHT Brothers and sisters of Cold Fusion; heighten your senses and prepare for battle for our mortal enemy is upon us, they have found the key to our interlink frequency and have invaded ou...
Posted by Kieren-Paul on Sun, 02 Jul 2006 04:39:00 PST