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Lara

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About Me

MyGen Profile GeneratorHey, I'mI'm from the south east area. Well, what can I tell you without boring you senseless?? Hmmm...well in West Philadelphia born & raised, in the playground is where I spend most of my days ...I'm what you might call "special", take that as you will.Seriously most of what comes out of my mouth is complete garbage. I love being stupid which helps as it comes so naturally to me. Am told I'm extremely random (I take that as a compliment). Rather random than dead! I LOVE random people too. Love the colour pink, quite a girly girl but with a blokes sense of humour. Pretty dry and sarky sense of humour which I think many peeps take the wrong way...i'm just messing with you guys!Bumholio is my favourite word. My use of the word stems back to my uni days when we all used to go around saying it in loud dodgy mexican accents!
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I like asking people if they are "sexual deviants". Not that I really care whether they are, but I always find it a great ice breaker. I also like yelling the words "BEAST" and "sexual" out in public with my mate Jo. It's most liberating (pay emphaisis on the letter B when you say it).In years to come, doctors will discover I actually have an IQ of 48 and am what's known to many as mentally retarded.ALWAYS up for a giggle, pretty easy-going, first on/last off dancefloor.ps. WORTH NOTING BOYS & GIRLS THE PHILADELPHIA BIT ABOVE IS FROM A WELL-KNOWN 90'S TV SHOW. SHOCKING AS IT MAY SEEM SOME PEOPLE APPEAR TO HAVE EXPERIENCED A SENSE OF HUMOUR BYPASS AT BIRTH OR AVOIDING WATCHING ANY TV DURING THE 90'S! I AM NOT REALLY FROM PHILLY!! IF YOU THOUGHT OF ASKING WHEREABOUTS IN PHILLY I'M FROM PLEASE THINK AGAIN & DON'T CONTACT ME. YOU PEOPLE ARE KILLING ME!!!! 80)

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Ricky Gervais & Noel Fielding just so I can sit and talk rubbish with them! All of Take That...they were my boys back in the day and never quite got over them!! And with the fear of sounding like a pesonal ad, a nice fella would be great too! (late 20's to mid 30's ideally!). Mandatory random dry sense of humour essential. Asking a lot I know! Am a total sucker for really tall blokes (well over 6 foot) with pretty blue eyes & dimples. Oh and blokes in beanies/caps. Someone who can make me laugh till I cry (with a mindset like either of the above).Happily chat to any peeps on my wavelength with something worth saying. I like creative genuine peeps, not those who give it all the billy big biscuits & people with a soul (i'm not talking James Brown here! but RIP to the king of soul!).I am not a bunny boiler, stalker or freakshow...well not unless you're really lucky! =DFailing the above, I'd settle for Jared "eyes to die for" Leto.======================================================= =
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Lara
Birthday: 19th January
Birthplace: Buckinghamshire
Current Location: on my laptop
Eye Color: greeny hazel...they seem to change colour. i'm a freak!
Hair Color: blonde
Height: 5 foot 5 & half inches (the half is V important...ask any bloke!)
Right Handed or Left Handed: righty
Your Heritage: English & a 1/4 Gibraltarian
The Shoes You Wore Today: pink timberlands
Your Weakness: pretty blue eyes or sparky eyes
Your Fears: heights, spiders & dentists
Your Perfect Pizza: pepperoni, spicy beef, green pepper & red onion
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: to get myself sorted...in all aspects of life
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: gayest of all the lords, quimlord & lol
Thoughts First Waking Up: what time?
Your Best Physical Feature: ???
Your Bedtime: late o'clock, I'm a bit of a night owl
Your Most Missed Memory: my grandma =0(
Pepsi or Coke: coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: Burger King
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: neither
Chocolate or Vanilla: depends with what
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee
Do you Smoke: nope
Do you Swear: no f*cking way!
Do you Sing: badly & safely in the confines of my car alone!
Do you Shower Daily: yep, sometimes twice a day, i'm a clean bean!
Have you Been in Love: yes
Do you want to go to College: been there, done that
Do you want to get Married: someday
Do you belive in yourself: erm...
Do you get Motion Sickness: not really
Do you think you are Attractive: after 10 grands worth of surgery...probably
Are you a Health Freak: nope
Do you get along with your Parents: yep
Do you like Thunderstorms: yep
Do you play an Instrument: i used to play the guitar, violin & recorder...badly!
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: just an ickle bit...sadly i don't need to drink to look like a dipstick!
In the past month have you Smoked: nope
In the past month have you been on Drugs: nope
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yep
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: i'm female...come on!
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: nope
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: eugh nope!
In the past month have you been on Stage: nope
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: nope
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: nope
Ever been Drunk: of course not, i'm a lady!! =D
Ever been called a Tease: me? never!
Ever been Beaten up: nope
Ever Shoplifted: nope
How do you want to Die: when i'm really old, in my sleep
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: sensible!!! I currently have the mental age of 7
What country would you most like to Visit: right now Oz to see 2 of my best mates
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: blue
Favourite Hair Color: brown/black
Short or Long Hair: short (I hate mullets too!!! They make peeps look like 80's throw-backs!)
Height: 6 foot plus...i like my blokes really tall!
Weight: proportionate to height
Best Clothing Style: jeans or combats, timberlands & long sleeved t-shirt over a short sleeved one..mmm
Number of Drugs I have taken: 0
Number of CDs I own: far too many...still trying to get em all on my ipod!
Number of Piercings: 5 (ears & belly button)
Number of Tattoos: 2 (lower stomach & base of back)
Number of things in my Past I Regret: a couple
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My Blog

A cravate?!...Blokes dress sense...or lack of!!

So Saturday night, as a bit of a last minute decision, we headed intoWatford. Ok, so we drove around Watford for about 20 minutes looking for a particular carpark which I think has been hidd...
Posted by on Mon, 07 May 2007 09:43:00 GMT

KEEPING THE FRIENDS LIST DOWN

PLEASE DON'T CONTACT ME IF YOU JUST WANNA SAY HI OR HELLO OR HAVE SOME OTHER LAME COMMENT WHICH IS JUST THE SAME AS EVERYONE ELSES. PLEASE DON'T ASK ME WHAT 5 THINGS MAKE ME STAND OUT FROM EVERY OTHE...
Posted by on Sun, 25 Feb 2007 10:31:00 GMT

DON'T TRY & ADD ME WITHOUT AN EMAIL...DUMBASS!!!

JESUS CHRIST!!! What is wrong with people??? What bit of "don't add me without at least emailling me first" does not make sense? Evidently most of it according to the ever growing number of...
Posted by on Mon, 18 Sep 2006 05:54:00 GMT

wedding guest book comments

wedding guest book comments   So had one of my best mates weddings yesterday. Shock of shocks i was made chief bridesmaid...now you'd think anyone who knew me would know better than to nomi...
Posted by on Sun, 10 Sep 2006 10:11:00 GMT

HELP ME SUSS THE 80'S CARTOON!!!??!! ANYONE!!!

Right, this is driving me nuts!!! There was the cartoon on in the 80's but no one except me seems to remember it (and i know i didn't make it up)!! Basically it was about these 3 little things that lo...
Posted by on Sun, 13 Aug 2006 08:51:00 GMT

FANNY PACKS!

So there was Susie woo & I in Dublin last week just for a few days break. We're sitting in a very lively Irish bar when a bloke walks in wearing a bumbag (yes it still does happen in this day &...
Posted by on Mon, 07 Aug 2006 16:27:00 GMT

DON'T SEND FRIEND REQUEST WITHOUT EMAILLING FIRST PEEPS!

What part of "please don't send me a friends request  without emailling me first" do peeps not understand??? Seriously, I'm here to catch up with old friends and maybe make some new ones an...
Posted by on Sun, 06 Aug 2006 07:23:00 GMT