Jinky --
[noun]:
A person who falls into an outhouse and dies
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I am awesome, no seriously - it's a fact. I bear no similarity to any other human. I like to breathe often and sleeping is one of my favourite hobbies. I'm nice (most of the time) although I create 'an atmosphere as cold as ice' when I'm pissed off (so I've been told). I like smiling at people and dislike people who don't smile back. I can't stand prejudice, bullshitters, aspirin or parsnips and I think coriander should be condemned. FENNEL IS AMAZING. I really like using the word 'strong' instead of the word 'loud' and I'm quite fond of laughing manically. I like not eating anything that used to have a face. I don't like correcting people or people that correct too often for their own good. I AM IN LOVE WITH BUTTERNUT SQUASH. I hate apathy because sometimes it eats me alive. I like watching small children enjoy their adrenaline, it makes my eyes water. I'm scared of seaweed.
I like writing letters and sitting on window sills. I like notusingspacesbetweenwords. I really dislike the way commercial advertising targets children because they're impressionable. I like the idea that nutmeg is hallucinogenic. I'm exceedingly right-handed, the left of me barely works! (Except when I'm painting, then I'm super ambidextrous). At the moment, my biggest enemy is Rubus Fruticosus (the bramble bush). I get frustrated around stupid people and nervous around people taller than me. I like having uneven fingernails and scratching.. pure satisfaction. I collect 23's. I love songs but to a certain degree I'm quite fond of silence. Music makes me feel powerful. I'm English so I adore drinking tea. I am also very fond of the way I eat mushrooms. I fall in love easily although I don't think I like to admit it and the smell of a tomato plant is my most favourite.
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QUESTION
1:
How many frogs has Jinky stroked?
A)
15.
B)
17.
C)
What's a frog?
QUESTION
2:
If normally, Jinky shines a lot.. and then she shines some more. And eats a candle---How much more would Jinky shine?
A)
Oh my God, the light, the light!! I'M BLIND!!
B)
Who's Jinky?
C)
Loads more I hope, I couldn't even see her before.
QUESTION
3:
How many times has Jinky chewed herself out of a bear trap?
A)
12.
B)
4,583,421.
C)
Never, she's alergic to bears.
QUESTION
4:
Does Jinky sluuurp her soup loudly?
A)
Yes.
B)
Yes, very loudly.. she's quite rude.
C)
No, she freezes her soup and uses it as a frisby on hot summer days.
