¿puede tu mono bailar a go-go como el mio?

and this is my story
by pete........
Diego flew to London (using seagulls primarily) at the end of 2002.
His full name is Diego Angel Saralegui Vignoli
Diego is also known as Manteca, Drehk and Ratio. Born in Montevideo, Uruguay on the 29th December 1976, Diego was educated as a ninja until the age of 16, when he ran away and swapped his air rifle and ninja suit at the nearest shop for a badly tuned guitar and some magic beans.
Diego soon forgot his ninja training as his musical talents became apparent. Who needs to be a ninja thought Diego. I can be a rock star!. The transformation from ninja to rock star wasnt quite complete however, as Diego found the guitar too small for his 7 foot tall body. He therefore swapped his guitar and the remaining magic beans (they had turned out very badly the lack of rain hadnt helped though) for a bass guitar, which suited him perfectly. According to the other members of the band, Diego is a virtuoso bass player.
All of the ninja speed and previous aggression has been taken out on the bass guitar with great effect.
He also has the most hair. thanks pete