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This Is the Random Box!
A Collection of random stuff
That either myself or my friends have said
If your in my random box...your that funny
only some will understand. =]
Caldo: Terry Wogan with a Handle Bar Moustache
Me: Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank :)
Heather: 13 + 13 = 32
Me: Mr FROGIT!...WHIT!?
Everyone: So's yer FACE
Andrew: Fat People eat their own tears
me: Wikipedia is the Oxfam of Information
Caldo: Ya Mad...Trollop!
Me: Over the Hedge.....o aye ;]
Amy: Shamu McMobyDivot :)
AJ: Am Away for a Chesh
Mr Barry: BASS
Heather: Rainbow..ey! Fruity!
Nicole: Wheres the Middle East?
David...constantly: flange
Wikipedia: fudge packing is also a slag term for ass rape
Caldo: Old MacDonald wa Dyslexic O-E-O-E-I *then i take a laughing fit*
Mr Smith: I was Smashed by half six!
Mr Smith: no sorry thats wrong...*frogit* Yeah i have to Agree with that.....your wrong
David: Id suck a fart out your ass and hold it in like a bong hit
Wee Pete:BUS HAS A BIG KNOB
Peter Derrick: AM A FAT GIT!
David: Miss...a want yoor babies
Me: haha u see saddam last night ?
Wee Pete : Hows it hanging....Left?
Me : Gherkin !
Me: Hello....My name is Aziz
Mark: Did u know that if u fart up someones nose they die!
Mark then everyone: I cant sing...i just got caught up in the
moment...AHA!
Me: Mr Avarl wont give me high five coz he eneds a chair to do it!
Me: Carlsberg dont do car crashes
Me and Sarahbob =) : Im Jim...Shes Bob...Together We're Jimbob.
Chesh!: Tom from Myspace is a pussy!
Calum : OMG Fudge is Pure Riding a Towel
Me:Haha Poor Towel =P
Calum : Naw Serious its Pure Pumping it!
Im Whipboy =P
Me: DING DING DING DING DING
Caldo: Electromagnetic Conga
Wee Pete: Shes Pure Inferior!
Me:I Dont Believe in Clouds
me: Beef Tart
Amy: You going on S'n'M?..wait
Mark..kind of: Now il leave you my Leg
Caldo and Me: Hello....IS IT ME YOUR LOOKIN' FOR!
AJ: That is Awsome!!!
Me: Thats Why Im Easy...Easy Like A Chesh in RE
Me: Wet Pie
Rochelle: I can comb my arm hair!
Rochelle: IKEA!
Me:You can Swing on these chairs!
Caldo: You should see the stuff she pulls off in maths!
Caldo: Am Naw Flustered...yet
Me: They wil be from Norfolk...No, Calum...They WILL BE from Norfolk
Tescos Diet Lemonade Bottle: "Recipie : No Nuts" "Ingredients Cannot Guarentee Nut Free"
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Me : What is this type of cat called..JOHN!
me and Becca make Grape Muffins =)
Becca is a "COOLIO" in this box =D
Steffi and I deserve a Clap coz we are cool 8)
Steffi : You well get whipped sir
Ms MacMillan : Yes...He is my Beehatch
Caldo : Hi im autistic :)
Placenta!
Mrs Tidd and Whiteside have the SAME sidies :)
Rochelle: "I smell of puuuuure beef"
Wee Chuckie is my history buddy...she well hates me
Me: FUCKING SAND!!!
Me: Free Period...AYE!
Louise: That was ALMOST worth the sick on my knee :)
Rosie: Ryan....Is that David!?
Gemmel : Swedish...Canadian.......Japanese
Mrs Valentae: Look at the size of my Dic...tionary
*The look on calums face when he heard Dragonforce the first time*
Band Camp Section
Everyone: BOWMEN!
Basher: Lads...We've been invited to the "Promise Land"
Bar 116 :)
Me: That Gliss makes me cum almost everytime
Emi,Ruaridh,Bob and Me: DONTCHA!
Mark: Get To Sleep? Whos bluetooth name is get to sleep?
Hutchy Outside the Door: MWA HAAA!
Bob: FACE!
Bob and Emi: This is NOT a Mushroom...its a fucking eye ok!?
Samantha: CHIN!
Hutchy: There will be no "Promise Land" tonight boys
ME: Mr Hart has NO fucking rythem when hes dancing...percussion teacher my arse!
RolyTits
Me to Hutchy: Sir, why do u think we need to go to the "Promise Land"...We can quite easily pleasure ourselves
Emi: SIMISIMISIMI!
Davie: B-B-B-BOWMAN!
Mr Keenan: Mark youve got 2 chances..Sod All and None
In Castle Toward...Im the biggest pimp ever
Me: I can still imagine Mr Keenan on a ship named the S.S Viagra playing tequila sunrise as the sunsets over the meditiranian sea
The Bandcamp section ends here :)
David: 16!
Louise : Centimetres
David : AHHH!
Lousie : I Have Profiteral Vision :]
david : it was kinda like i was gettin off to Lee Evans
Lousie : iv never been blonde
Me : iv never had breasts
Campbell : omg... Pete Wentz is sooo hot. NO IM NOT GAY.
everyone : 5...4..3...2....ONE
Me : he has his button undone!!!
Lousie : FIONA YOU GO TO CHURCH !
Lousie : how many fingers am i holding up?
Campbell : thats not fair. theres four of you
Me : nono... im not going to do that coz it'll just turn into a three-way.
Louise : it'll be the bums on the ceiling
Me : yeah... the bums
Louise : i had a dream about potatos..
Me : and the queen..
Louise : ...and the queen
Wtf with Capril Suns...Only me and calum know what THATS about...dont we...freak
Ruaridh : Ryan...you need to say goodbye before i go! fuck sake man...wait has anyone picked up the phone...imagine you family notcing i was drunk, o my god!!
Heather has a furry keyboard =P
Rosanne is my Koala Bear =]
AND she'll live in my random box forever! which isnt dirty coz she cleaned it out ok!!!
My 666th comment was from Heather Morgan Twaddle and it said Heres something new =]=] coz i was gutted bout not having anything new lol
I cant tell the DIfference between Micheal J FOx and Jamie Foxx!!! HAHAHA
Hefty Gas Syringe!
The big ones are always better
the wee one squeeks!
Its a bit rough
Give it a good rubbing itl be fine
Spoon : Dont Give it to Jodie!!
Mr Kirkintilloch or whatever his name is : Yeah yeah...slaaaves...bit of Wit there ryan EH!
Heather is my BOOK BUDDY!!!
Me : I had some of that Happy Cow Ice cream last night was pretty good actually
Amy : .....Skinny Cow ice cream.
Me : .....fuck
Calums a Communist and im a socialist but i dont care they have done better overall =]
Rosanne : over the hedge can die!
Sleep.Eat.CaveRave
Peanut Butter Sandwitches
Me : *points finger" RAH!!!
Rosie: NNNNNNNNO!
Heather : me n qotsa are TIGHT!!
Me : *joke*
Heather : pfft i wish :/
Me : u still dont know what im laughing at do you?
Me : U Start. I Always Start
Heather : umm.. no cuz i suck at starting :/
Me : hehe
Heather : you always start for a reason lol :P
Me : do u understand how wrong this sounds lol
Heather : Im eating Poridge Anything to tell me :] Comment Box
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