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Lucas

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

I am currently on fire.

My Interests

Water, Carbon-based extinguishing materials, thick blankets, and 10-7 suited.

I'd like to meet:

People that are employed by their local Fire Departments, or people that live near reasonably large bodies of water, OR people with any sort of access to large amounts of water or several extinguishers. Thank you.

Music:

Jawbreaker, Gang of Four, Edsel, Black Star, The Ventures, Against Me!, Edie Sedgwick, Fugazi, etc., etc.,

Movies:

Battle Royale, Blade Runner, The Eye, Ichii the Killer, Friday, Swingers, Ladyhawke. God, I love Ladyhawke.

Television:

Simpsons, Twin Peaks, The Young Ones, Futurama, Fox News (It's the best comedy there is.)

Books:

Burn Collector, Battle Royale, Midnight's Children, The Trial, The Woman in the Dunes, The Decay of the Angel, Various things by Philip K. Dick, Salman Rushdie, Kobo Abe, Yukio Mishima, Haruki Murakami, and Franz Kafka.

Heroes:

have gotta be strong and they've gotta be fast. Also, fresh from the fight.

My Blog

The funniest thing I could think of today

I would like to date a Republican so that I could try to get her to call my dick "Socialized Medicine" I think that would result in lots of funny sentences.
Posted by Lucas on Sat, 18 Mar 2006 08:14:00 PST

The Funniest Thing I Could Think of Today

I couldn't think of anything funny today, but I did think of something brilliant. That brilliant thing was to Google "the funniest picture on the internet". Apparently, this is it. In retrospect, i...
Posted by Lucas on Fri, 03 Feb 2006 09:54:00 PST

The Funniest Thing I Could Think of Today

In Re: SOTU I expect that as Bush gets further through his copy of the complete works of H.G. Wells, we can expect legislation banning foods that cause excessive growth, federally funded research...
Posted by Lucas on Fri, 03 Feb 2006 09:28:00 PST

One Act Play! II

(A One Act Play entitled "On why MySpace allows for a relatively limited range of networking areas -or- The Law Firm of , ,  and Attorney: Ladies and Gentleman of the Jury, OMG! ROFLMAO! LOL! LO...
Posted by Lucas on Tue, 13 Sep 2005 12:18:00 PST

One Act Play!

(A One Act Play entitled "In which surrealism goes too far -or- The wacky adventures of Rep. John N. Hostettler (R-IN) and a cat on fire") Rep. John N. Hostettler (R-IN): No court created by Act of Co...
Posted by Lucas on Tue, 30 Aug 2005 01:08:00 PST