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suzyunderpants

i am not naturally evil.

About Me


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im nothing but a bloody knee.no seriously. i'm a fairly crass and opinionated individual pushing 30 - trying to figure out who the fuck i am. all i know so far is that i really like saying the words, "blow jobs" "pussy" and pretty much any variation of the word "vagina." "asshat." i like saying that word too. i hate radiohead, U2, bjork, the police, the original version, and any cover of Marvin Gayes "sexual healing." i like animals more than people, by far. i'm very interested in gender issues and advocacy and i'd like to at some point get my shit together and do something in that field.things i've done or things i like to do are as follows:

My Interests

video games, cars, dinner and booze, writing and illustrating poetry that no one other than my mom will ever see, richard simmons disco sweat (totally serious. its funner than all get out), discovery channel, animals, tap dancing, 5 speeds, beer, the new jersey turnpike, traffic violations, documentaries, photography, metaphorical painting,

I'd like to meet:

debbie harry, bill murray, and tina turner. that's it.

Music:

CURRENTLY: ike and tina turner, blondie, the kaisers, pretenders, the clash, billy bragg, rolling stones, the dead milkmen, belle and sebastian, sleater kinney, t rex, guided by voices, compulsive gamblers, the butchies, team dresch, elvis presley, eddie cochran.

Movies:

darjeeling limited, lost in translation, rushmore, gimme shelter, gidget, edward scissorhands, garden state, royal tenenbaums, nightmare before christmas, follow that dream, palm springs weekend, winter passing

Television:

six feet under, beverly hills 90210, my so called life, the hills, sopranos

Books:

banana yoshimoto, alice sebold, laurie notaro, shel silverstein,

Heroes:

brenda walsh. and my moms.

My Blog

sunset motel

Spur of the moment, we hopped in the car Saturday, and went to Athens. A friend that used to tour with Them Wranch was playing a show at the Union and Gerry hadn't seen him in a while. We called the b...
Posted by suzyunderpants on Mon, 15 Oct 2007 08:05:00 PST

the chicken truck made me very sad.

I saw a very disturbing thing today. It's probably even something I've seen before, but it didn't affect me quite like this. I was driving into work along 70 East and right before I got off at my exit...
Posted by suzyunderpants on Wed, 15 Aug 2007 01:50:00 PST

1st base on a the hood of a hot rod II

  this picture is a little too good to wind up all the way down at the bottom of my blog section where no one will see it. once again, i present to you first base on the hood of a hot rod!!...
Posted by suzyunderpants on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 02:51:00 PST

new snack.

Recently, I came across a new snack that knocks my socks off.  I place an ordinary flour tortilla shell in the toaster until its crispy and kind of moist, and I smear peanut butter and jelly all ...
Posted by suzyunderpants on Wed, 12 Jul 2006 05:07:00 PST

introducing...my new best friends!

    There have been a few additions to the Amanda family this weekmy two new best friends whom I paid for with my National City debit card.     Steven:        ...
Posted by suzyunderpants on Tue, 20 Jun 2006 08:45:00 PST

the guy who takes my carpets.

Here at work we have a company come in once a week to change up our carpets for us.  We had the same guy do it for years,  A married man, kind of sweaty and weird,  he dragged his old, ...
Posted by suzyunderpants on Fri, 12 May 2006 09:32:00 PST

weekends are fun:

my moms calls this picture 'weekend staples.'  however, we were real drunk and didnt need any of these things.  cept maybe the cat food: kd never got stoneded (pronounced just as you read ...
Posted by suzyunderpants on Thu, 23 Mar 2006 09:07:00 PST

i'm having recurring sex dreams about meatballs.

so, im totally having reocurring sex dreams about this guy.i dont even know who he is!!  i kind of thought i remembered seeing him in something, so i googled that, and found out hes jerry o'connell.  ...
Posted by suzyunderpants on Fri, 10 Mar 2006 06:15:00 PST

what a dolt.

From: Mikel Date: Jan 1, 2006 12:51 PM                            &nb...
Posted by suzyunderpants on Sun, 01 Jan 2006 02:36:00 PST

sparks vs. the holy bible.

we went to see a study in her last night, and in the hotel room last night, i accidentally dumped my Sparks on the Holy Bible.     after the show we were all sitting around drinking a...
Posted by suzyunderpants on Sun, 01 Jan 2006 04:56:00 PST