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About Me

All the stories you have heard are true.
The short version:

I am a bit of an elitist asshole, but very inviting and friendly. I do not use any animal products. I enjoy jumping out of or off of things. I am a Strong & Vector Sigma-rated Tandem Instructor, AFF Instructor and USPA coach. I jump out of planes for a living. Vertical wind tunnel addiction is go! I recently started indoor rock climbing and I have been thoroughly digging it. I will be taking it outside when the weather gets better. I do not drink, do drugs, or smoke. Ever. Single and just fine with it. An introverted extrovert. I like movies a lot, especially obscure ones. I am a movie snob, truly. UHF is my favourite movie ever. My friends mean the world to me. I am currently living in a nice apartment that I share with one roommate, her pitbull and two cats. Music is fantastic in its many forms. I enjoy most all of them except for the vast majority of pop music. My music collection will probably smoke yours in quantity and quality. I am an ordained reverend . My mother rules. The travel bug has bitten me and I have definitely enjoyed seeing new places. I enjoy making electronic music and have a few tracks released on CD and vinyl. I am a college graduate from Temple University with a double major in history and psychology, magna cum laude. I thoroughly enjoy humour that most consider very, very wrong. Chances are, given time, I will offend you. Blood and gore in movies are wonderful things, as is insanely dumb comedy. Piercings, tattoos and the like are pretty sweet, but only when well done. I can fit a ballpoint pen through four parts of my anatomy. "Friends stab you in the front." I love talking to new folks. Note the talking bit, not just adding random people so that I can be a number on their way to internet fame. You are not cool. Go die. Please go to The Animal Rescue Site and click on the link to give free food to animals in shelters. Just do it, dammit. Do something good for a fellow human being and go to http://mediocrityrules.com/help.html and read about my friend Erin's mother's battle with Parkinson's disease.
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My Interests

Music (production, listening, DJing), piercings, suspension, skydiving, veganism, BASE jumping, movies, conversation, learning, dancing, languages, tattoos, rock climbing, constantly being angry, xbtyx

I'd like to meet:

New vegan eating buddies, people to shoot the shit with at 3AM, skydivers, suspendees, rock climbers, BASE jumpers, people who can tell me a good story, people who can make me laugh, fellow retailers to commiserate about the holiday season and movie and music fanatics. Anyone that will let me couch surf.

Music:

Prick, Front 242, Public Enemy, NWA, Sick of It All, Pigface, Voodoo Glow Skulls, Forever I Burn, How It Ends, Children of Bodom, El-P, Hypocrisy, Babyland, Dysphoria, Faith No More, Minor Threat, Skinny Puppy, DJ Krush, Gravediggaz, New Order, A Study in Her, Depeche Mode, Biz Markie, DJ Tense, White Zombie, Joy Division, Intergalactic Faerie Funk, God Lives Underwater, Exhumed, Throcult, Ec8or, Atari Teenage Riot, Bile, Converge, Emperor, 808 State, Iron Maiden, Dark Angel, Forbidden, Slayer, KRS-One, Tha Alkoholiks, Ignite, Charlie Brown Gets a Valentine, Darkane, Iniquity, Carcass, Earth Crisis, Path of Resistance, Zao, Dead Milkmen, PW Long, William Elliott Whitmore, Tom Waits, Wammo, Aborted, In-Quest, Manowar, James Brown, All Else Failed, Deadguy, Despised Icon, Wisdom in Chains, Brazilian Girls, Forgotten Lores, Unexpect, Flight of the Conchords

Movies:

UHF, The Changeling, Event Horizon, House of 1000 Corpses, High Fidelity, Duece Bigalow: Male Gigolo, Dirty Work, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, A Nightmare Before Christmas, Amelie, Bend it Like Beckham, Matrix, Monster's Ball, La Pacte de la Loupe, Shaft, Dolomite, Run Lola Run, La Femme Nikita, Leon: The Professional, Bad Santa, Man Bites Dog, The Descent, Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle, Juno

Television:

Heroes, Scrubs, The Simpsons, Kids in the Hall, The Family Guy, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, South Park, Sex and the City, 24, 30 Rock

Books:

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Fight Club, Where the Red Fern Grows, The Ethical Slut, Survivor, Dude, Where's my Country?, Stupid White Men, Choke, American Gods, On Bullshit, English as a Second F*cking Language, Sounds of the Beast, American Psycho, The Descent, American Hardcore

Heroes:

Myself for getting up each and every day and making a go at life. My friends for the wonderful stories they tell and the ones that we make together. Anyone that can teach me something new.

My Blog

Broken English

So, I suddenly just realized ANOTHER thing that pisses me off.I work in the skydiving industry, so I am used to speaking to people who use broken English. I live in CA, so again, used to broken ...
Posted by Dr. Ror on Tue, 17 Jun 2008 08:45:00 PST

iHate

That every damn thing is "i" something. We just got our iBin for recyclables tonight.Seriously.iFeel the need to kill someone if this continues.FUCK!
Posted by Dr. Ror on Thu, 22 May 2008 11:58:00 PST

Is every scene girl a hair stylist or make up artist?

I mean, seriously. Find some other new, trendy profession that you will give up in 4 years once it is not cool to look like you have Tourette's with all of your hair flipping action.
Posted by Dr. Ror on Wed, 14 May 2008 03:02:00 PST

If you call it a tongue ring and there is not actually a ring in there, you should die.

That is all.
Posted by Dr. Ror on Thu, 24 Jan 2008 05:26:00 PST

Come to think of it

My life is pretty damn awesome.
Posted by Dr. Ror on Sat, 12 Jan 2008 01:56:00 PST

On why I would be a good hitman

First off would have to be my general distaste for humanity in general. I am pro-life for animals and pro-extinction for humanity, so I would be doing my part to end it all. I do not mind ...
Posted by Dr. Ror on Wed, 17 Oct 2007 09:12:00 PST

The short version

Ok: Got new parachute, finally got to jump it and I love it. Love food still. A lot. Need money. Fast. Need well-paying overnites job in South Jersey. Need to use digital camera to take p...
Posted by Dr. Ror on Fri, 03 Mar 2006 09:36:00 PST

The more things stay, the more they change the sane

Life has been good and static these past few weeks. After the Christmas insanity ended (70+ hour work weeks) and my subsequent vacation to FL for a ton of skydiving, I have hit a nice rut. This must...
Posted by Dr. Ror on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Dante SAYS...

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Seventh Level of Hell!Here is how you matched up against all the levels:LevelScorePurgatory (Repenting Believers)Very LowLevel 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-...
Posted by Dr. Ror on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Go eff yourselves!

Ok, here is the deal: If I do not know you and you try to add me as a friend without talking to me first, just like the scrolling banner on my page says, you can kindly insert the largest televisio...
Posted by Dr. Ror on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST