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Kyle Serlington

don't wait for a nice Serling twist, just put everything back like it is...

About Me

i can't sit still.

My Interests

bass/guitar, audio recording, collecting vinyl, hainin out, apple cider, dollar stores, horror movies, slushies, chinese food, pizza, and cooking/baking/grilling/BBQ

I'd like to meet:

pastey unfashionable lesbians

Music:

RAMONES, Bent Outta Shape, The Serlingtons, Dillinger Four, The Ergs, Nancy, Screeching Weasel, The Vindictives, Fist Her Face 55, Charlie Brown Gets A Valentine, The Lillingtons, Mr. T Experience, The Queers, Off With Their Heads, For Science, The Replacements, and lots of others.

Movies:

Night of the Living Dead, Return of the Living Dead, Rock N Roll High School, Dead Alive, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Freaks, End of the Century, Evil Dead, Donnie Darko, Angus, High Fidelity, Better Off Dead, Clerks 2, and many more.

Television:

cartoons, sitcoms, lost, house, the sopranos, and the twilight zone

Books:

Like Hell, Weasels in a Box, Lobotomy, Legend of a Rock Star, Chelsea Horror Hotel, Catcher in the Rye, King Dork and the Zombie Survival Guide. OJ Killed Elvis is the best zine ever.

Heroes:

the ramones

My Blog

stupid blog about a stupid year stolen from stupid erinn...

JANUARY: How did you ring in 2007?Mindy had a party at his parents house and it was my first time ever getting drunk. you know it's gunna be a shitty year when the first thing ya do is get drunk for t...
Posted by Kyle Serlington on Sun, 06 Jan 2008 08:59:00 PST

what the fuck happened to integrity?

let's admit it folks, punk rock is on the downfall and this whole "indie rock" thing is taking over. what i'm gunna miss most is the ethics. in the Punk scene (the kids that are legit anyways) we had ...
Posted by Kyle Serlington on Fri, 21 Sep 2007 08:13:00 PST

Porno and Snuff Films

Leveling, graveling, gravelly groans Exude my exhaustion, canonize all my tomes This home is afloat on a yellow black moat Of bile, hate and guile and vile pains in my throat Let's drown in the baseme...
Posted by Kyle Serlington on Mon, 28 May 2007 07:22:00 PST

June 5th, 2002, RIP

The closest person i've ever had to a hero died 4 years ago today. I didn't find out 'till a day or two later when it hit the media, but i remember my friends greeting me at school that next day to m...
Posted by Kyle Serlington on Mon, 05 Jun 2006 03:06:00 PST

"yes we do this 'cause it's all that we are"

so recently i concluded that i would not trade my music collection for anything in the world. It's helped me get through some tough times, i. e. high school. I was looking through a yearbook tonight a...
Posted by Kyle Serlington on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

"I Just Don't See The Point in Crying Over A Dead Rabbit"

Well, today i watched the Director's Cut of Donnie Darko, and one of the scenes that got cut out of the regular version had a quote that i can really relate to right now, so here ya go:"A rabbit's not...
Posted by Kyle Serlington on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

"I was the only guy at the bar with a bullet in his guts"

Well over the last few days i've been rereading the book Catcher In the Rye. I'm not really a book reading guy, but I enjoyed this book a lot, so i suggest that you read it if you haven't. I thought i...
Posted by Kyle Serlington on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

"sometimes i doubt your commitment to sparkle motion!"

Gretchen: Donnie Darko... what the hell kinda name is that? it's like some sort of super hero or something. Donnie: What makes you think i'm not?
Posted by Kyle Serlington on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

"and how did you feel...being denied these hungry hungry hippos?"

Donnie: Why do you wear that stupid bunny suit? Frank: Why are you wearing that stupid human suit? Donnie: I can't take it off.
Posted by Kyle Serlington on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Behind the Music: The Lightweight Samurais

preface: Well tonight i was out with my friend and i was looking through his CD book as we were driving home. I found a Lightweight Samurais CD and thought i'd give it a spin. For those of you who do...
Posted by Kyle Serlington on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST