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Ditch (Serlington)

Fuckin' I could sleep on stage and the girls would still love it.

About Me

Murda Murda, Ya Life's On The Line
I don't think people are meant to be by themselves. That's why if you actually find someone you care about, It's important to let go of the little things. Even if you can't let go all the way. Because nothing sucks more than feeling all alone. No matter how many people are around.
Half 2, Half 4. When I chirp shawty chirp back. Louis napsack where I'm holdin' all the work at.
If I can't eat it, bang it, or bet on it, it's not in my phone.
GINA CARANO and KIMBO SLICE....FOR LIFE!
MyHeritage : Celebrity Collage - Free genealogy search - Descendants
You might have heard I run with a dangerous crowd. We ain't too pretty we ain't too proud. We might be laughing a bit too loud. aw But that never hurt no one. drums, girls, beer, music, beer, girls, music. getting in trouble. putting myself in situations that I shouildn't be in. doggie style. getting tattoed. miller high life. every time I die. never getting sick. always getting hurt. going to shows. Parlor City Records. Sorrow Clothing.

My Interests

I like girls, music, beer, bars, hockey, football, mixed martial arts, Binghamton, city skylines, the brickyard, barbecues, golf, pizza, cigars etc. I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints the Sinners are much more fun...

15. Choose 5 things that you think should be illegal. 1. refusal to hug. 2. clothing. 3. excessive sobriety. 4. unemployment. 5. insomnia. in otherwords, everyone should get a good night sleep, and show up to work naked, drunk, and ready to hug
-Good 'Ol Foo-Tay

I'd like to meet:

You?

Gino Carano, Jessica Alba, Katherine Heigl, Olivia Wilde, Maggie Grace, Courtney Cox, Cameron Diaz, Travis Barker, Ron Jeremy, Andrew W.K., Kimbo Slice among others.

Music:

Lately:
Weezer
For Science
Johnny Cash
The Ergs!
Bob Marley
Bent Outta Shape

Ain't nothin' but a G-thing, baby it's a G-thing. Bounce like you got hydraulics in your G-string.

I'm here to laugh, love, fuck and drink liquor.

Oh, and Skanky just fist slaps him.

Movies:

Fight Club, Anything by Quentin Tarantino, Knocked Up, and a lot more...

Television:

The Sopranos, Lost, Scrubs etc.
I can't change what I can't see. And what the television doesn't say, I don't wanna believe in...

Books:

Tietam Brown - Mick Foley. I've yet to meet an auto-biography I didn't like. Catcher In The Rye...

Heroes:

Travis Barker, Dee Dee Ramone, Peter Griffin, Andrew W.K., DJ Que Ball, Lasko, Don Vito, Chad Johnson, Carson Palmer...

My Blog

DWI - PLEASE READ

So, as a lot of you know, I got a DWI Memorial Day Weekend. It sucks so bad. Anyways, I'm posting this because I want everyone to NOT follow in my footsteps. I hear these commercials now, or see them ...
Posted by Ditch (Serlington) on Sun, 15 Jun 2008 01:11:00 PST

Royalty in Exile

So, at this point in my life I am depressed. Many things are tributing to this, but most of all is friends not being there. I have tried to be there for everyone through thick and thin, and in my opin...
Posted by Ditch (Serlington) on Sun, 08 Oct 2006 10:07:00 PST

yesterday totally sucked.

I wrecked the LeBaron. My mom and I are going to take pictures of the crash area and the car today. Pictures will be up when I get them developed.
Posted by Ditch (Serlington) on Wed, 14 Dec 2005 07:34:00 PST

They like us, they really like us...

"ok so i haven't been to a show in a long time. i decided to go and check out my pal kyle and my bud jim's new band the serlingtons. i went in not knowing what to expect and came out blown away. i lov...
Posted by Ditch (Serlington) on Tue, 25 Oct 2005 09:43:00 PST

A little venting....

I'm going to venture into personal uncharted territories here. I believe in freedom of religion. It's in the constitution of the united states of america. It says (roughly) that people are free to pr...
Posted by Ditch (Serlington) on Fri, 26 Aug 2005 01:30:00 PST