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Moose

''Shut your mouth before I fuck it!''

About Me

I'm 6'5'',335lbs(pics are recent), blue eyes,goatee... I have a twisted sense of humor. Love to laugh and torture people..I like to cook. I have 2 awesome dogs.. and a crazy ass parrot.
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My Interests

Knife throwing. My dog's... hanging with my friends Throwing knives at friends. I like to drive people crazy. Blood sacrifices cooking for friendsI've discovered drinking again! hahahaha... I know when to quit!good gawd, ripped fuel!!!

I'd like to meet:

Looking for crazy twisted sense of humor kind of people...but welcome to all types. I've met a bunch of awesome people over the past several months. Gay ,straight, confused, gay when drunk...I don't care who you are.. Just be yourself and we'll get along. Respect me and I'll do the same. No religious freaks or Hooked on Phonics retards.

Music:

I define my music ,My music doesn't define me!! No Gangsta rap shit. anything else and I'm good to go.

Movies:

Poltergeist, The Exorcist, Forbidden Zone, Polyester, X-Men.......several others..

Television:

I miss Buffy... The Simpson, Family Guy , American Dad,Futurama, Cartoon Network, Robot Chicken, Sci Fi channel, TLC, Discovery Maximum Exposure... width="425" height="350" ..

Books:

I have 3 zombie books needing to be read.. I know they're going to freak me out. baaahhh

Heroes:

I am a hero....... I'm part of the Wonder Twin's.. except my twin lives in New York..????.. I have no clue why he's there either. He hates me..