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Andrew: A Life Mad Libed

You can't ride two horses with one ass, sugar bean!

About Me


"Let her go...you know, Miss Ruth was a lady, and a lady always knows when to leave!"

A former fat person, now fat again! I see the world through a multitude of filters, including once being a functional illiterate. I'm cool, down-to-earth, and a wee-bit humble ;)

Loving, gentle and kind... Life goes on and each day gets better... The older I get the less I truly know, you know?! LOL... I know the love of my dear friends, famliy, my girl (kitty cat) and that life is experience is the best experience!! :o)
Ask and ye shall tell...

"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind." -Dr. Seuss-.
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My Interests

Under water basket weaving, etc...

I'd like to meet:

In all relationships, I care more about the company I keep then the activity that we're engaged in...

Single, because I'm not willing to settle for less than I know is possible in life and love; I see it everyday and I know too many kick-ass couples that inspire me to continue ;o)...

I like people who can laugh when someone is caught farting. Knows that lies are wrong. Enjoys learning new things about themselves, life and others...

Music:

Indigo Girls... Tori... Madonna... Melissa Etheridge... Enya... Gwen Stefani... Deee-Lite... Jennifer Lopez... Lauryn Hill... Stevie Nicks/Fleetwood Mac... Rob Thomas... Sarah McLachlan... Showtones... Mary J. Blige... Tina Turner... Cher... George Michael... Billy Joel, etc...Favorite Famous People: George Carlin, Margaret Chou, etc... *To Be Continued* ;)

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Movies:


Moonstruck, Super Size Me, Love Actually, Mommie Dearest, Mean Girls, Trans America, Coming to America, The Devil Wears Prada, The Hours, Adventures in Babysitting, Sixteen Candles, Ferris Beuller's Day Off, Working Girl, Office Space, Down-and-Out in Beverly Hills, Career Girls, etc.
Your Personality Is Like Marijuana
You're laid back and easy going, so much so that taking a shower is often too much trouble for you!
Nevertheless, you're quite popular, and many people enjoy your company. You're rarely turned down.
You're prone to giggle fits, paranoia, and forgetting where you are exactly. What Drug Is Your Personality Like?

Television:


TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Andrew J. Co*&l#n
Birthday: 14 May 1977
Birthplace: Glen Ridge, NJ
Current Location: Montclair, NJ
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown w/ gray highlights ;)
Height: 6'
Right Handed or Left Handed: Depends on what I'm doing! lol
Your Heritage: Slovak/Italian/Irish
The Shoes You Wore Today: n/a
Your Weakness: Love and chocolate
Your Fears: Losing loved ones
Your Perfect Pizza: A yummy one?!
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Clean my apartment? lol
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Seriously.
Thoughts First Waking Up: I love my cat.
Your Best Physical Feature: my heart
Your Bedtime: structured and routine
Your Most Missed Memory: Ummmm... Hmmm. Took longer than five seconds, so fcuk it!
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi.
MacDonalds or Burger King: no thanks.
Single or Group Dates: Whatever.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: N/a
Chocolate or Vanilla: depends
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee
Do you Smoke: :-$
Do you Swear: Fcuk yeah!
Do you Sing: Yes.
Do you Shower Daily: Si.
Have you Been in Love: Si.
Do you want to go to College: Once was enough, thanks!
Do you want to get Married: Sure.
Do you believe in yourself: Sure.
Do you get Motion Sickness: Yes, but you can still throw me ;) lol
Do you think you are Attractive: Sure.
Are you a Health Freak: Define freak?
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes.
Do you like Thunderstorms: Sure.
Do you play an Instrument: LOL...
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: No. LIES.
In the past month have you Smoked: *whistle*
In the past month have you been on Drugs: "I don't do drugs..."
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Nope.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes. UGH. You're welcome Jill!
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: NO!
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: nope.
In the past month have you been on Stage: Only in my thoughts.
In the past month have you been Dumped: Nope.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Only in my shower.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: LMAO... Hearts? Keys? Or wallets?! lol
Ever been Drunk: Did I stutter?!
Ever been called a Tease: *wink*
Ever been Beaten up: maybe.
Ever Shoplifted: Yes... Stole a crown off of a Barbie in Toys 'R Us for mine at home... LOL.... OOPS... Oh yeah, and alcohol from the liquor store I worked at during college! MMMM...
How do you want to Die: Unknowing.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Smack my bitch up!
What country would you most like to Visit: Australia
In a Boy...
Favorite Eye Color: Blue
Favorite Hair Color: Brown
Short or Long Hair: any
Height: Over 5' 7"
Weight: Thick
Best Clothing Style: Well-fitting
Number of Drugs I have taken: Countless
Number of CDs I own: Tons.
Number of Piercings: Had a few.
Number of Tattoos: None yet.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: A few...
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!Oh and preferably hairy with a soft tummy, please ;)
HMMMM.... I WISH I MADE HER $$$! LOL...
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21 Suggestions for Success

21 Suggestions for Success... 1. Marry the right person. This one decision will determine 90% of your happiness or misery. 2. Work at something you enjoy and that's worthy of your time and talent....
Posted by Andrew: A Life Mad Libed on Mon, 28 May 2007 11:00:00 PST

A Road less Traveled...

I shall be telling this with a sigh Somewhere ages and ages hence: Two roads diverged in a wood, and I-- I took the one less traveled by, And that has made all the difference. -Robert Frost...
Posted by Andrew: A Life Mad Libed on Fri, 18 May 2007 08:56:00 PST

Dolly is offically caked...

... Yes, my friends, my beloved FJ Cruiser (Dolly) was officially pronounced DOA by Allstate today... If I could find the cable to my camera, I'd show you the photos of the aftermath that the thieves...
Posted by Andrew: A Life Mad Libed on Wed, 16 May 2007 08:33:00 PST

50 "Strange Questions" Answered about YOURS truly!

50 "Strange Questions"...1. What is your best friend's Dad's name?  John2. What body part do you hate?  Vaginas. (Fuck, did I even spelt THAT right?!  lol)3. Who was the hottest teache...
Posted by Andrew: A Life Mad Libed on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 08:54:00 PST

Ready? OK...1...2...3...

I'm going to be 30 in three-weeks from today! (May 14th)WTF?!I remember my 21st B-day?!    (OK, well sorta)  lolIf I may be so vain for a second, I LOVE the wisdom that comes with ...
Posted by Andrew: A Life Mad Libed on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 07:18:00 PST

I gots me a J-O-B! Hollla....

...Hey y'all!   After being called a "fucking faggot" a mere eight weeks ago by my former supervisor, and subsequently becoming unemployed, I accepted a position today at my friends' com...
Posted by Andrew: A Life Mad Libed on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 12:08:00 PST

J-O-B Survey!

1.WHAT IS YOUR DISPLAY NAME ABOUT?Feelings on life :-P  hehee...2. WHERE WAS YOUR DEFAULT PICTURE TAKEN?UMMM... Some website? :-P Mr. 3.What is your middle name?John :)4. WHAT IS YOUR CURRENT REL...
Posted by Andrew: A Life Mad Libed on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 11:41:00 PST

Survey Says...

1.) What side of the heart do you draw first? Right. 2.) Can you dive without plugging your nose? NO. 3.) What color is your razor? GREEN 4.) What is your blood-type? B+ (??) 5.) Who would you w...
Posted by Andrew: A Life Mad Libed on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 12:15:00 PST

Ode to my FJammer!

I woke up today and didn't give a shit.  It was a nice feeling&Since then, I truly feel part of the moment.  I'm enjoying my six-month ol' '07 Toyota FJ Cruiser in my final days of ownersh...
Posted by Andrew: A Life Mad Libed on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 12:04:00 PST

Slutty Smurfette

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Posted by Andrew: A Life Mad Libed on Sun, 25 Feb 2007 02:03:00 PST