I'm A Naughty Little Monkey

Home | Mail | Friends Generator | privatepyro.com | Skem9 | BBZSpace | Red Dragon Designs | Bella's Dark Graphics Layout made by I was abandoned in an old tool shed when I was 5 months old only to be found by a family of mormons that took me under there wing and taught me the ways of Joseph Smith. As I grew up they taught me how to churn butter and sew my own clothes. On my nineth birthday I fled Utah and hitchhiked through eastern Europe, using my butter churning skills to make a living. After about fore years of traveling, I met a family in Slovakia that let me stay under there porch and every now and then they would let me churn butter for table scraps. After about six years, the house burnt down and I was forced to travel again, this time ending up in Colombia. When I arrived Colombia I met a man named Pablo who offered me a job running coke to the US as a mule. It was paying really well until the CIA hunted Pablo down and shot him which made me lose my job. After that I moved back to the states and became a roadie for The Tompson Twins & thats how I came to live in Omaha, Nebraska