Google Interview |
So today i went to the Google job fair in the CB. I really didnt expect much from it because from all the advertiseing i knew that every computer Geek like myself would be jumping at the chance to tal...
Posted by on Tue, 06 Nov 2007 08:15:00 GMT |
101 Ways to Annoy Your Co-workers |
101 Ways to Annoy Your Co-workers
Leave a stack of old applications and a not saying, "Install these" Staple your reports in the wrong corner Put tape over the mouse optics Unplug a co-worker's monito...
Posted by on Thu, 03 May 2007 16:40:00 GMT |
You learn |
Sometimes you learn the difference, the subtle difference between holding a hand and chaining a soul.
You learn that love doesn't mean leaning and company doesn't mean security.
You learn that ...
Posted by on Tue, 01 May 2007 20:01:00 GMT |
Chuck Norris my hero Biznitch's |
1. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
2. MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.
3. ...
Posted by on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 16:06:00 GMT |
Thoughts |
If the sky is the limit, then what is space, over the limit?Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them? Can you make a candle out of your earwax?When French people swear do they say ...
Posted by on Sun, 27 Aug 2006 21:30:00 GMT |
Liquor Warning |
LIQUOR WARNINGLiquor manufacturers have accepted the Government's suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all varieties of alcohol containers: ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~...
Posted by on Thu, 13 Apr 2006 18:38:00 GMT |
19 ways to stay sain |
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses onand point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.3. Every Time Som...
Posted by on Mon, 03 Apr 2006 14:32:00 GMT |
Quotes |
"What do I know about sex? I'm a married man." Tom Clancy"I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesomethingsthat money can buy." Steve Martin"You know that look women get when t...
Posted by on Sun, 02 Apr 2006 19:17:00 GMT |
School Sucks |
I HATE SCHOOL TODAY. Thank god its the weekend.
Posted by on Thu, 09 Feb 2006 20:30:00 GMT |
If you were a carebear... Who would you be? |
I would be Shit Storm Bear.. Dont fuck with me!
Posted by on Thu, 02 Feb 2006 19:39:00 GMT |
