i’m pretending his lady birdfriend left him for a cardinal. |
a bird committed suicide today.i was mesmerized by this huge pigeon, wings spread, soaring through the air in front of my car. even slowed down to watch: twirl, spin, twirl ... dancing in the sky.and ... Posted by girl56 on Tue, 13 May 2008 12:37:00 PST |
funny money. |
i got chased out into the street by the subway cashier the other day."you paid w/a fake ten!" he shouted to me in front of a sidewalk full of people, as i was about to cross the street.i followed him ... Posted by girl56 on Sun, 11 May 2008 01:44:00 PST |
election. |
i will walk up the street on tuesday, past squealing black and white kids getting ice cream from the corner shop newly opened once again for the season; past at least one gay couple or family gathered... Posted by girl56 on Sun, 20 Apr 2008 11:46:00 PST |
if i had a baby: |
i would drop it on the floor and accidentally step on its neck in less than a week.i would leave it in the car on friday night after having a couple of beers and forget about it till monday morning.i ... Posted by girl56 on Sun, 06 Apr 2008 06:55:00 PST |
the secret love affair of my pen and left butt cheek. |
it's been awhile since i've slept soundly.late nights turn into mornings, daylight enters the room before my eyelids fall and the repetitious rituals i concoct in attempts to fight insomnia grow in nu... Posted by girl56 on Sun, 02 Mar 2008 12:11:00 PST |
witness. |
i imagine our affair would have had to take place deep within the woods or perhaps within a field, behind rows and rows of corn, far enough away from the view of the dirt roads.i would pass him when d... Posted by girl56 on Fri, 08 Feb 2008 08:39:00 PST |
WE’RE FAMOUS! ("oh, oh-oh, she’s my cover girl") |
nothing brings greater infamy in my hometown than appearing in the weekly paper. well, bitches, after 14 years of leaving mifflintown, with the help of brandy and a little thing called cancer, we made... Posted by girl56 on Tue, 29 Jan 2008 11:01:00 PST |
friends with benefits. (my xmas letter) |
friends and family,some days are good days: days when you wake up smiling from having fun the night before, days when everything seems to work out, days when you don't dwell in self pity even once, da... Posted by girl56 on Sun, 23 Dec 2007 04:57:00 PST |
AP (Pittsburgh): Nov. 15, 2007. Fortune Cookie Predicts Crash |
my mom arrived today. tomorrow at 5:55pm, our plane will depart from pittsburgh. we will arrive in chicago at 6:30pm their time, change planes and end up in seattle at 10:30pm, their time.that is, if ... Posted by girl56 on Thu, 15 Nov 2007 06:36:00 PST |
ink. |
my heart was racing by the time i finished "chick ink."my friend brandy's story is the second one in this compilation of stories featuring women with tattoos and the reasons behind them. it's exciting... Posted by girl56 on Mon, 12 Nov 2007 09:05:00 PST |