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Lotus Brandy

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About Me

"You can take the girl out of the country, but you can't take the country out of the girl." That is so NOT true about me. At least, that's what I thought until I left the country and got ridiculed for my twang, which I thought I left behind once I learned proper grammatical usage of the English language. Alas, I done found out that the country ain't so bad after all, and that, in Pennsylvania Dutch words, "The hurrier I am the behinder I get," so you just got to take it slow....I've got two little ones--kids, that is--who are so cute and Asian-looking that a nice White lady in Vancouver stopped me and kindly asked, "Where did you get those?" It took me a few moments to realize that she was referring to my offspring, who were patiently waiting for me to kick the woman's ass so we could move on with our day. For the record, I got them from my vagina....Aside from being a mother, I'm a writer, a tarot card reader, and a smart ass, in case you haven't figured that out. But I'm the fun-loving kind of smart ass, not the kind you want to take to a deserted warehouse and beat the shit out of. At least, I hope not!...I'm currently a student at the University of British Columbia (UBC) in Vancouver, trying to get an MFA in Creative Writing, because Lord knows I can't get enough of school...You can visit my website: Brandy Liên Worrall

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My Blog

Robot Refrigerator 2

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GN8qcNg3QFs encore
Posted by on Mon, 05 May 2008 21:41:00 GMT

Robot Refrigerator

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dWvjTD1hnp4 Ever wonder what a "robot refrigerator" is? Yeah, me too. I'm not sure this explains it, but it's pretty damn funny. Um, yeah. So go on YouTube a...
Posted by on Sun, 04 May 2008 23:21:00 GMT

Burcus Angels

I finally published a newspaper (online newspaper) article. Other than writing loud rants in Letters to the Editor, I've never written anything in newspapers before. I enjoyed interviewing the subje...
Posted by on Tue, 07 Aug 2007 10:33:00 GMT

sometimes, you just wish you had a gun...

Yesterday, I was taking Chloe and Mylo to preschool. We walked through the park right near our house, and waited at the crosswalk as usual. In Canada, there are pedestrian-controlled traffic lights,...
Posted by on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 13:06:00 GMT

Central PA found in Asia

Going through Hong Kong, Singapore, China, and Malaysia this past month, the last thing I expected to find were reminders of home in central PA. But yesterday, Henry and I went to this ginormous 10-s...
Posted by on Fri, 25 May 2007 09:44:00 GMT

back home to LA

driving on the 405 which is always packed to the gills with cars, h says, "why do we want to move back here?" sometimes, he can be annoying with rhetorical questions. but anyway, i'm like, look on t...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 08:59:00 GMT

baa

as anyone as my witness, i will see this movie if it's the last thing i do:http://www.blacksheep-themovie.com
Posted by on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 07:58:00 GMT

a million little pieces (in honor of james frey, sort of)

a dream:i'm in mifflintown, out partying with some gals. i'm shacking up at the house of my aunt, who is a hardcore christian. so when i call her house, late at night and kind of stoned, she coldly ...
Posted by on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 01:51:00 GMT

freaky weird ass dream

[I posted this 5 hours ago on livejournal]I just dreamed the world was ending. My family and I were in some store. There was a guy who was trying to rob and assault me and Henry. I picked up a tin can...
Posted by on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 06:45:00 GMT

happy groundhog day

it's not like i wait all year to be able to celebrate groundhog day. nor do i have a particular affection for groundhogs; i only feel mildly sad when i hit one on the road. but for some reason, i wo...
Posted by on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 13:58:00 GMT