I Had A Dream |
So I'm in this bar in downtown York somewhere, not a real one because it was at the intersection of Market Street and Explorer Avenue, which doesn't exist. And I finished my first beer and everything'...
Posted by on Thu, 11 Sep 2008 00:38:00 GMT |
Random Thoughts... |
I was on I-83 yesterday and everyone that approached me from the on ramps yielded the right of way to oncoming traffic. I couldn't believe it! I guess there are miracles after all!How come all the new...
Posted by on Fri, 29 Aug 2008 17:25:00 GMT |
Fake Swear Words For The Faint of Heart |
For those of you like me who don't have a problem swearing like a drunken sailor with Tourette's who just hit his thumb with a hammer, this blog isn't for you. But for those select few who cringe at t...
Posted by on Sat, 16 Aug 2008 15:46:00 GMT |
I remember where I was when... |
JFK was shot. I had just come in from afternoon recess (We played "War" a lot), and my 2nd grade teacher (Who thought I was mentally ill because I loved to draw so much) was sitting at her desk bawlin...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Jun 2008 07:36:00 GMT |
Chance Animal Encounters |
PENNSYLVANIA GRAND CANYON, 1962My family was on vacation up there, and we were at the base of the canyon doing whatever people do at the base of the canyon when I heard someone yell "David, don’...
Posted by on Sun, 23 Mar 2008 08:49:00 GMT |
At A Loss |
So now it's time to say goodbyeTo someone I never knewWith platitudes and barley maltsAnd stories, quite a few.But something here is quite amissA feeling's in the airThat what I've lost I never hadLif...
Posted by on Fri, 22 Feb 2008 21:14:00 GMT |
Headlines Id Like to See... |
BRITNEY SPEARS-LATEST POLL SAYS THAT NOBODY GIVES A SHITNEW MIRACLE DRUG REVEALED BY FDA-COORS LIGHTDEPT. OF LABOR MANDATES NAPTIME FOR ALL EMPLOYEESOBAMA, CLINTON, McCAIN AGREE TO DEATH CAGE MATCH TO...
Posted by on Tue, 12 Feb 2008 12:10:00 GMT |
Household Tips For Bachelors |
I've been a bachelor for nigh on 10 years now and I've had to learn how to do things on my own when it comes to household chores. So I'd like to pass on what I've figured out to the next generation of...
Posted by on Sat, 02 Feb 2008 07:29:00 GMT |
And the horse you rode in on! |
I called Comcast this morning and told them to stick their cable tv somewhere generally not associated with technology, unless you're a very kinky individual. My "special deal" they gave me increased ...
Posted by on Tue, 22 Jan 2008 16:23:00 GMT |
I’m an idiot, and other observations |
So I thought I'd celebrate New Years Day by doing a load of whitewash. I know what you're thinking, and yes, I lead a multifaceted, exciting lifestyle which not everybody can keep up with. But that's ...
Posted by on Thu, 03 Jan 2008 15:27:00 GMT |
