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Schweí Übersteigen

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About Me

To whom it may annoy,
My name is Schweí Kasanova Übersteigen (Yes, really!).
I’m a 27 year old Retired Entrepreneur, a 51/50, Gangsta' of Pub life, and Right-hand of Karma.
Using my extra Y chromosome (also known as “the evil gene”) to the advantage of good; My mission is to puke forth my utter piss-mad vengeance upon civilization and restore the balance while being unfathomably drunk and grotesquely good lookin'...
I also like kittens, long walks, art, and tearin' up the clubs.

Cheers!


What should Schweí name his new cat? (Once he gets one)
LIEUTENANT DANGER
MONEY GREEN
KÃœRGAN
LUDWIG
KROENEN
RONNIE "FUCKIN" DOBBS
DOOM FACE
LIL' VATO
DENNIS HOPPER
FRANK BOOTH
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My Interests


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Mind control, Street surgery, L0ve, Marketing/Busness, Boxing, Chicks, BBQ, Cooking, Making people Smile!, Shoppin', Super Villainy, Handing out Karma, Hitch hikers, The XYY Revolution!, Making Fu*k, Theater, Not gettin' stabbed, Reekin' my alcoholic havoc at the Discos, Kittens, Art’s of all variety, Diggin' holes, Hungry hungry Hippos, Writing, Getting into Political Office, Capin’ Crunch cereal, Complaining about bad movies, Kung-Fu, Achieving total Bas-tard-ation, and drinkin’ in Pubs!
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Rasputin (Cuz I can't seem to Die despite many sure-fire attempts), Poppy (Thanks to Hispanic Gangsta's), Superman (For the same reason they call me "Rasputin"), Mr.S, Tripod, Monster man, Dr.Doom, Shovel-Face Schweí, Superfly Schweí Guy, and Saint....

I'd like to meet:



Music:


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Lil Wayne, Wolfsheim, The Knife, Al Green, Electric Six, Queen, Nina Hagen, Little Richard, Q. Lazzarus, Mini Thin, Urbanize, GROSSSTADTGEFLÃœSTER, The Birthday Massacre, MSI, Prince, DeVotchKa, Tanzwut, Gravediggaz, Rahbras, Jennifer Rostock, Tricky, Goldfrapp, Knocturnal, Quitzow, Lords of Acid, Moris Day and the Time!, Benny Benassi, Necro, Parliment Funkidelic, Shakespears Sister, Wir Sind Helden, Michale Graves, Rough Silk, Thin Lizzy, Outcast, Missy Elliot, Tom Jones, MC Chris, The Black Eyed Peas, Ladytron, Sammy Davis J.R., Leonard Cohen, Oomph, James Brown, The Ronnettes, ABBA, The Blood Hound Gang, Dean Martin, KMFDM, The Faint, Sam Cooke, The Misfits, Roy Orbison, The Killers, Faithless, RedMan, Billy Idol, The Monkeys, The Darkness, Bobby Darin, Old Dirty Bastard, Andrew W.K., Cyndi Lauper, Mary Magdalan, Nick Cave, Screamin' J. Hawkins, The Poeges, Lil Jon & the East side boys, MaryAnn Faithfull, Tiny Tim, YingYang Twins, Princess Superstar, Busta Rhymes, Darling Waste, Dresden Dolls, Lolly Jane Blue, Placebo, Regina Spektor, Lady Sovereign, Kanye West, Bush, Ah-Ha, Ludacris, ... To name a few.

Movies:


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Television:


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Trailer Park Boys!, Penn & Teller: Bullshit, The Simpsons, LOST, The Daily Show, The Twilight Zone, The Colbert Repor, The Office, ESPN Boxing Classic, Friday Night Fights, The Venture Brothers, The Sarah Silverman Program, 30 Rock, American Idol, Brass Eye, Dr.90210, Family Guy, Kids in The Hall, Ramsey's Kitchen Nightmares, South Park, Red Dwarf, MST3K, The Young Ones, So Graham Norton, Monty Pythons flying Circus, Mr.Rodgers Neighborhood, Mr.Show, Little Britain, Yo Gabba Gabba, Welcome Back Cotter, Freaks and Geeks, Myth Busters, The Brady Bunch.

Books:


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The only 2 books I've ever read was "The Screwtape Letters" and "The Phonebook".
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Def Jam's Fight for NY (Best Fighting Game Ever!), HitMan (The entire series is Awesome!), Destroy All Humans, The Suffering (Second one sucked ass though! WTF?), Resident Evil 4, Evil Dead Regeneration, Giants: Citizen Kabuto, Run Like Hell, KillZone.
..Shit that SUXXX!!!..
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Fuck the IRS, Fuck the Federal Reserve, Fuck white-dudes with cornrows (It's not a good look for you!), Fuck Christmas and the whole "Holiday Season", Fuck Larry the Cable Guy, Fuck Tim Burton, Fuck Andy Dick, Fuck Marilyn Manson, Fuck Rosie O'Donnell, Fuck Rob Zombie, Fuck Bill Clinton, Fuck Japanese Cartoons, Fuck War, Fuck Drugs, Fuck Mahatma Gandhi (That Racist prick), Fuck Bankers, Fuck the Carlyle group, Fuck Bottled Water, Fuck FOX News!, Fuck Sauerkraut, Fuck McDonalds (Just don't fuckin' eat there fatty!!!), Fuck People that can't handle booze, Fuck Global warming, Fuck income tax, Fuck Douche Bags, Fuck John Wayne, Fuck Sundays (Why are my favorite pubs closed on account of an imposed religion that should have died in the darkages!?), Fuck Dull/Obvious One-dimensional cookie-cutter Goths n' Punks (Example: I Shouldn't be able to tell YOU what Movies and Music you like just by lookin' at ya!!), Fuck cold weather, Fuck Recycling, Fuck 98% of all Horror Films ever made (All RUBBISH), Fuck Star Wars, Fuck NAMBLA, Fuck Chewing Gum, Fuck PETA, Fuck Abuse, Fuck Harry Potter, Fuck Vegetables, Fuck Hoes, Fuck Mother Teresa (That wicked cunt), Fuck Obnoxious Dorks, Fuck Animal Cruelty, Fuck The Spirit of the 60's, Fuck the corporation HotTopic for destroying sub/countercultures through mainstream marketing and glamorization (Wake up kids! That's the exact opposite of "Punk rock"!), Fuck Presumptuous assholes, Fuck Unnecessary & gratuitous violence, And Fuck when people say "Last call for Alcohol!" THINKIN' IT'S FUCKIN' CLEVER OR SOME SHiT!!

Heroes:


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..Muhammad Ali..

..Clips..

Monsters are your friends. If they are not, then they are enemies to be feared. .. .. ..
Lets go for a ride fuker! .. .. ..
Safe as Houses!
We’re together in dreams...
Take a chance on Francisco Dellamorte.

My Blog

Nina Hagen is out of her mind!...I love her!

I LOVE Nina Hagen! Nina Hagen on David Letterman 1985 WTF!? Nina Hagen - Seemann ( LIVE ) Awesome fucking Video! Oomph featuring Nina Hagen ...
Posted by Schweí Übersteigen on Sun, 20 Apr 2008 09:18:00 PST

This Duplex of Doom Update...

Just spend all bloody damn day moving, and packing, and un-packing. But I got MUCH more done today than I expected!  I got me a big bed and a couch and all that shit in today and about 90% of all...
Posted by Schweí Übersteigen on Sun, 20 Apr 2008 07:47:00 PST

The Duplex of Doom!

So I got the keys to new house today in Gangstaville (or upper Uniontown) and began moving a few things into the place! I been busy as hell and spending a bloody fortune lately! But it's worth it cuz...
Posted by Schweí Übersteigen on Fri, 18 Apr 2008 11:45:00 PST

Take this Poll and help name a Cat

What should Schweí name his new cat? (Once he gets one) LIEUTENANT DANGER MONEY GREEN KÜRGAN LUDWIG KROENEN RONNIE "FUCKIN" DOBBS DOOM FACE LIL' VATO DENNIS HOPPER FRANK BOOTH(View Results)Create a P...
Posted by Schweí Übersteigen on Fri, 18 Apr 2008 07:34:00 PST

A new home for me!

I just got confirmed for that fuckin sweet ass place in upper Uniontown! Turns out that matanance is gonna mow the lawn for me for free on account of me disability! So I don't have to buy a fuckin'...
Posted by Schweí Übersteigen on Wed, 16 Apr 2008 09:25:00 PST

A new home for Schweí perhaps.

 I just got back from looking at a Duplex in UniontownIt's only a bit of a walk from the convenience of downtown but not too bad! I'm thinking about buying a car again anyway though..I really wan...
Posted by Schweí Übersteigen on Tue, 15 Apr 2008 09:51:00 PST

Hard n Nuts or Crazy n Dumb...

I just began getting sick since last night! I can barely breath through me nose and I've always been very prone to horrible sinus infections my hole life if I get so much as a cold..  In attempts...
Posted by Schweí Übersteigen on Mon, 14 Apr 2008 12:00:00 PST

Strip clubs n Gay Bars.

Had a lovely time last night! I introduced my boy Pat to the most Ghetto ass strip club ever! Then it was off to the Drag Show witch is always an awesome time!I got chose to play Musical Chairs on st...
Posted by Schweí Übersteigen on Mon, 14 Apr 2008 04:29:00 PST

Remembering our boy Cody.

Video by LaBonte, Song by Pletherface ...
Posted by Schweí Übersteigen on Thu, 10 Apr 2008 03:53:00 PST

I miss her sometimes...

So I’m watching Bride of Frankenstein with the sound off and replaying "Blue Dress" by Depeshe Mode over and over again while doing push-up’s Naked at nearly 1:00 in the AM.....What of it!...
Posted by Schweí Übersteigen on Thu, 10 Apr 2008 09:46:00 PST