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Sergeant Major Zombie Face

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About Me

Je suis un pamplemousse. me donne tous vos croissants
peaches --
[adjective]:
Banshee-like
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I don't add random people or bands. Talk to me first, beaches!!
My real name is not Peaches, but I'll insist it is for now.
The best way to make me not want to talk to you is through incessant discussion of your love of or frequent use of marijuana. Im all for the legalization, but I still think its a stupid drug. Actually, frequent or irresponsible use of any drug is usually a good way to make me not want to talk to you. Except drinking or smoking cigarettes, those are fine. In fact, i drink and smoke heavily and i like it, dammit. I figure, if i wake up with a hang over, i had a good time.
Also, any guy interested in going out or whatever must know that my guy friends are everything to me. I dont care how jealous you get, my friends have always been there for me, and I will never put a boyfriend's jealousy before the people that have held me up for years.
I deeply enjoy zombies, anything from the 1920s through the 1950s, good/old horror movies, Bettie Page, James Dean, Johnny Bravo, and Bea Arthur.
I have serious love for good piercings and tattoos. But only good ones. I hate tribals unless you're part of a tribe, i hate cartoon characters, i hate butterfly and dolphin tramp stanps, i hate asian lettering on anyone who isn't asian. I have 11 piercings (nose, lip, monroe, ears, ribs, septum) 1/2 inch gauges, and 7 tattoos (cymbidium orchid, gerbera daisy, social d logo, onion, james dean, bettie page, and a heart) i sure do have a lot of vegetation tattooed... hrm....
I am a total sweetheart, and am completely giving so I often end up as a doormat for people.
I like intelligent conversation about philosophy, sociology, psychology, biology, and theology, but not in the preachy sense. I am atheist, I will not convert to any religion, no matter what you think you can prove to me, though I do enjoy the discussion of it. Blasphemy and religious jokes are fucking hilarious, as are dead baby jokes.
I dont take compliments well, no matter who gives them or how frequently they are given.
I don't believe in misogyny and racism. While I am comfortable to joke slightly and light-heartedly about both, it is easy to cross that line.
I like painting, reading, writing, photography, posing, laughing, giggling, conspiring, plotting, and scheming.
Im a complete hopeless romantic, and totally live for the stupid movie moments that fall in with romance.
The smell of motor oil is a serious turn on. I can't help that.
I really like meeting new people and can talk about almost anything, so feel free to message to me if you arent too put off by this. But please, dont just say Ur Hott, Gurl. Ill probably roll my eyes and hit Delete.
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My Interests

vintagey-goodness, i'm all about the 1920's to the 1950s.
piercings and ORIGINAL tattoo's.
being domestic, you know, sewing and cooking and taking care of people.
spiders, snakes, all animals, really... giraffes are my fucking favorite.
i love social mutha fuckin distortion.
being political when i want to be
intellectually stimulating conversation about books, movies, drug-induced philosophies, and other such subjects.
pretty much anything, i'm a generally agreeable person. unless you piss me off, then i'll strangle you with rope made from the twisted souls of the damned.

I'd like to meet:

Awesome cowboys, greasers, artists, writers, photographers, weirdos, people with ADHD, people with some intelligence, passionate people, and complete lunatics. Maybe a few others as well...
Yeeeaaah.

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Music:

including, but not limited to:

punk (misfits, rancid, social distortion, distillers, crass, aus rotten, adam and the ants, screeching weasel, selby tigers)
rockabilly (buddy holly, stray cats, elvis)
psychobilly (nekromantix, meteors, horrorpops, tiger army, the cramps)
GOOD/REAL COUNTRY/ Bluegrass/ Folk (Johnny Cash, June Carter Cash, Wanda Jackson, Patsy Cline, old crow medicine show, cullan's hounds)
some metal/gothrock/hardcore or whatever the hell they call it these days (marilyn manson, atreyu, bleeding through, gene loves jezebel, bauhaus, deadsy)
indy (bright eyes, mars volta, jack's mannequin, postal service)
even some hip hop and rap (tupac, outkast)

i could really keep going and listing all of my play list in hopes i meet your approval, but then again, i don't really care to validate myself because of my god damned music.

My favorites (not in order): Alice Cooper, the Misfits, Social D, Iggy Pop, the Horrorpops, Tiger Army, Motorhead, The Cramps, the Meteors

Movies:

including, but not limited to:
Lucio Fulci'sZombie, Night of the Living Dead, Dawn of the Dead, Day of the Dead (Bub was my best friend), Land of the Dead (to have a romero movie released in my lifetime, and to see it in the theaters was the greatest honor i've thus endured), clay pigeons, monkey business, dodgeball, napoleon dynamite, seven year itch, some like it hot, the misfits, rebel without a cause, donnie darko, session 9, breakfast club, slingblade, one flew over the cuckoos nest, nightmare before christmas, fight club, all the disney movies, slc punk, may, rocky horror picture show, ed wood, 28 Days Later, the birds, psycho, breakfast at tiffanys, evil dead 1&2, texas chainsaw massacre (the old one was cooler), army of darkness, kill bill 1&2, 16 candles, office space, pirates of the carribbean, the sweetest thing, pulp fiction, resevoir dogs, from dusk til dawn, mary reilly, the crow (1,2,&3), cry baby, anchorman, brokeback mountain, corpse bride, phantom of the opera
theres so many more, i love movies of mostly any genre and topic, mostly horror, drama, and comedy. i like unexpected plot twists, unpredictable movies, ones that make me cry, one that make me question things, mindfucks, and ones that make me laugh so hard emily and i have to rewind them 30 times.

Television:

Golden Girls, Family Guy, The Simpsons, Pushing Daisies, The Tyra Show. I don't need tv though.

Books:

Kurt Vonnegut's "Breakfast of Champions", Chuck Palahniuk's "Lullaby" "Invisible Monsters", Christopher Moore's "BloodSucking Fiends" "A Dirty Job", "The Girl Who loved Tom Gordon" by Stephen King, Carol Joyce Oates's "Zombie", Augusten Burroughs's "Running With Scissors" and plenty of others...

Heroes:

Get out of our way, we're the wreckin' crew, darling!

My Blog

one less piercing, it looks like i have a 3rd nipple

RIP right rib thingy...it started hurting a million times worse that usual, couldn't touch any where near it, couldn't lay on my right side, couldn't bend over or move in anyway that made the skin mov...
Posted by Sergeant Major Zombie Face on Tue, 30 Oct 2007 07:08:00 PST

actively loving....

did you ever wake up at 7 am, just to make sure your boyfriend didn't miss work? you're so very hung over, you feel like you'll die, but did you stay awake with him so he didn't fall asleep after he t...
Posted by Sergeant Major Zombie Face on Thu, 25 Oct 2007 04:53:00 PST

brotherly/sisterly love

A beautiful text conversation between thomas and myself at 10 this morningMe: "Ground control to major Tom, your circuit's dead! There's something wrong! can you hear me major tom? can you heeeere am ...
Posted by Sergeant Major Zombie Face on Thu, 18 Oct 2007 04:18:00 PST

pittsburgh...

anticipation building. you can picture it in your head, but the images are never as good as the real thing. on that long bus ride, you've so patiently waited for this moment for the last 10 hours. not...
Posted by Sergeant Major Zombie Face on Mon, 08 Oct 2007 10:50:00 PST

goodbye mike ryan...

mike ryan, a friend from cal u, was found dead the other day on a boat. no one really knows what happened yet. the news is still a shock to everyone, and they've said they'd update me once they knew m...
Posted by Sergeant Major Zombie Face on Wed, 03 Oct 2007 07:53:00 PST

sweet, i love mystique

Your results:You are MystiqueMystique 77%Catwoman 71%Poison Ivy 71%The Joker 69%Riddler 69%Apocalypse 65%Dark Phoenix 65%Magneto 64%Venom 64%Dr. Doom 60%Mr. Freeze 54%Lex Luthor 50%Two-Face 49%Green G...
Posted by Sergeant Major Zombie Face on Mon, 01 Oct 2007 07:30:00 PST

i hate work, i hate the way men treat women, i can’t wait for thursday

god damnit... i'm getting so sick of everything lately. work is pissing me off so bad. i'm tired of carrying everyone else's weight, getting stuck with everyone else's work. to top it off, some fuckin...
Posted by Sergeant Major Zombie Face on Sat, 29 Sep 2007 11:27:00 PST

the phil mccahill recordings (EXTREME CONTENT!!!)

so i was digging through a box looking for my recipe book just now, and i found an old sketch book from my high school days. in it, i found the recording of that fateful night that phil mccahill, emil...
Posted by Sergeant Major Zombie Face on Wed, 12 Sep 2007 11:08:00 PST

reasons why i hate my job....

so i was prepared to work many boring hours today with a shitty band playing in the background, but i never expected the shit i'd have to deal with n the meantime...most of the day, i had a few awesom...
Posted by Sergeant Major Zombie Face on Sun, 09 Sep 2007 11:14:00 PST

love story? pbbbbbbbbbbbt!

it used to be that every time i watched a movie where the hero gets his heroine in the end, i used to get upset and think "fuck, why not me? where is my happily ever after?"nowadays, i think "sure, th...
Posted by Sergeant Major Zombie Face on Fri, 07 Sep 2007 07:25:00 PST