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Rebecca Kanner

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About Me



Moi?I love: Grand Pianos, the smell of old books, being touched by the yoga teacher in class, being a little bit in love, cats in sunlight, storms, arguments, jokes, dancing because I can’t help it, a good cry, the part of a song where the singer’s voice gets weird, dangerous women: ...The first rule of fiction is that only trouble is interesting. I consider myself to be mildly fascinating.In unrelated news, I've taken about 9,999,999,997 camera phone photos of my cat:I'm currently published in: (see a review at: http://emergingwriters.typepad.com/emerging_writers_network/ 2007/05/short_story_mon_21.html) and The Cincinnati Review . (See the review at: http://emergingwriters.typepad.com/emerging_writers_network/ 2007/06/short-story-m-3.html)

My Interests

1. Writing & Reading 2. The Women of Minneapolis 3. Politics 4. Yoga 5. Dance 6. Tennis 7. Piano 8. Hypermiling 9. Calling Senator Norm Coleman at 202-224-5641 to urge him to quit being Bush's Butt Boy. It's fun, you should try it!

I'd like to meet:

1. Mean people suck, unless of course they're very rich/good-looking/interesting.2. People as cool as the people I already know.3. Hipsters4. Other Writers:6. Intellectuals who don't know it7. Misfits

Music:

Louder. Please. I'm listening to something on repeat as you read this..................... I love the following video because 1. I am a child of the 80s and early 90s 2. Anything banned in Germany is good by me 3. When you sleep at night they don't hear your cries in your own world: ............................

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Movies:

Heat, Love Liza, Half Nelson, The Host, Infamous, The Last Seduction, Secretary, And The Band Played On. Guilty Pleasure: Stomp the Yard. GO SEE: AN UNREASONABLE MAN.Me You & Everyone We Know:

Television:

The Awful Truth http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8u1kXmU0g64; http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3MSi3uf8GA&mode=related& amp;search= ; http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-Z0aSVcKQ8&mode=related& amp;search= Frontline, Stephen Colbert, The Daily Show, Big Love, Rome, Ali G

Books:

Poetry: all Carl Phillips. The Mother's Tongue by local poet Heid Erdrich. Memoir: The Kiss by Katherine Harrison. Fiction: Alias Grace by Margaret Atwood is nice and twisted. The White by Debora Larsen, Darkest Desire by Anthony Schmitz, Notes From Underground, No One Belongs Here More Than You by Miranda July, Poisen by Katherine Harrison, Love Medicine by regional hero Louise ErdrichAn in no way comprehensive list of SHORT STORIES I love: "Secession, XX" by Kellie Wells, "We Didn't" by Stuart Dybek, almost all the stories in "The Good Life" by Erin McGraw, "Reasons to live" & "The Man in Bogotá" by Amy Hempel, all of Lorrie Moore's stories, all of A.M. Homes, most of Aimee Bender, "Zog-19" by Pickney Benedict, "Missing Women" by June Spence, "Carnation, Lily, Lily, Rose" by Kellie Link, "The Depressed Person" by David Foster Wallace (although my students LOATHED this story), most of Grace Paley's work, and a book I took a bit of flak for liking when I was in grad school "The Meaning of Lunch" by Dan Leone. AMERICAN SHORT-SHORTS (from Sudden Fiction): "Can-Can" by Arturo Vivante, "Even Greenland" by Barry Hannah, "Twirler" by Jane Martin, "Pygmalion" by John Updike, "Yours" by Mary Robison, "Sunday at the Zoo" by Stuart Dybek, "Disappearing" by Monica Wood, "The School" by Donal Barthelme. INTERNATIONAL SHORT-SHORTS (most can be found in Sudden Fiction International) "The Falling Girl" by Dino Buzzati, "Happy Endings" by Margaret Atwood, "Girl" by Jamaica Kincaid, "The Elephant" by Slawomir Mrozek, "All At One Point" by Italo Calvino, "There's a Man in the Habit of Hitting Me on the Head with an Umbrella" by Fernando Sorrentino.MICRO-FICTION (from the book Micro-Fiction): "The Poet's Husband" by Molly Giles, "The Cough" by Harry Humes, "Wrong Channel" by Roberto Fernandez, "Worry" by Ron Wallace, "Wallet" by Allen Woodman..........................Okay, so I did it--I read a book off the bestseller list, and I actually kind of liked it: The Glass Castle.

Heroes:

The Hamburglar--I can't resist red meat or a good thief. Also Charles Baxter. See my interview at: http://cenhum.artsci.wustl.edu/Belle-Lettres/marapr03.html. My brother home from 3 tours as a machine-gunner in Diwaniya, Ramadi and Fallujah, and now a body building champion: ..Amber--Tough, and Loyal:My friend Alyssa. We don't always agree on politics (which is more fun anyway) but I admire the way she goes after knowledge and speaks to power. Or, in this case, Ralph Nadar:27 year old prof, writer and friend, Holly Goddard-Jones:Crackers:

My Blog

Rebeccas Reading

Hosted By: The LoftWhen: Friday Apr 25, 2008at 7:00 PMWhere: The Loft Literary Center/Open Book1011 Washington Ave. SMinneapolis, MN 55415United StatesDescription:Me reading about me (who would have g...
Posted by Rebecca Kanner on Tue, 08 Apr 2008 12:54:00 PST

Spitzer Sex Scandal

The damn Spitzer Sex Scandal.  I’m more disturbed now that I know the prostitute is 22 (http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewpr ofile&friendID=69041220).  I had ...
Posted by Rebecca Kanner on Thu, 13 Mar 2008 07:54:00 PST

Tom Lantos

Congressman, a Holocaust Survivor, DiesU.S. Congressman Feb. 1, 1928 - Feb. 11, 2008 Lantos, 80, passed away at the Bethesda Naval Medical Center in suburban Maryland.Lantos, a Democrat who chaired t...
Posted by Rebecca Kanner on Mon, 11 Feb 2008 10:26:00 PST

Universal Health Care Makes Good Economic Sense

Obama's health care plan doesn't make sense to me. There are still going to be people who choose to be uninsured ending up in ER rooms racking up huge bills when a much cheaper preventative measure co...
Posted by Rebecca Kanner on Mon, 04 Feb 2008 02:48:00 PST

John Edwards

Wow.  I just came from the Edwards rally and I'm still feeling a bit high.  He's a wonderful speaker and everything he said gave me hope that there actually is a politician out there who rea...
Posted by Rebecca Kanner on Wed, 30 Jan 2008 07:14:00 PST

The Economy and the Candidates

New York Times January 14, 2008 Paul Krugman: Responding to Recession Paul Krugman says we can learn...
Posted by Rebecca Kanner on Tue, 15 Jan 2008 05:18:00 PST

Dear Myspace Men, PLEASE NOTICE I HAVE A PERSONALITY & ATTEMPT TO PUT TOGETHER ONE OF YOUR OWN

Don't get me wrong, I want to be attractive.  I want to be attractive VERY BADLY and when a friend posts an unflattering picture of me on their site it's a C-R-I-S-I-S of international proportion...
Posted by Rebecca Kanner on Mon, 31 Dec 2007 08:40:00 PST

Im looking out my window for burning crosses

I received an email last week, the gist of which was that having religious faith, and religious faith in Jesus in particular, is logical.  At one point in this long email a student tells a pro...
Posted by Rebecca Kanner on Mon, 17 Dec 2007 06:32:00 PST

Homophobia: A Weapon of Sexism

I read a book when I was in college (and a couple since) called "Homophobia: A Weapon of Sexism." The premise: People resent gays for breaking out of gender stereotypes, especially men who deign to ta...
Posted by Rebecca Kanner on Fri, 14 Dec 2007 09:12:00 PST

To all the special guys Ive never met who send me unique and exciting messages such as "Hey

gorgeous, what's up?" and "U have beautiful Is," HERE'S ME:Now that you've contacted me I'm salivating over your photos while ingesting Twinkie-Spam Lasagna.  You're really manly and hot, and hop...
Posted by Rebecca Kanner on Wed, 12 Dec 2007 03:09:00 PST