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About Me

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Hello to intelligent life forms everywhere ... and to everyone else out there, the secret is to bang the rocks together guys.
If there is anything more important than myego, I want it caught, and shot now!
I'm so amazingly cool you could keep a side of meat inside me for a month.
I am so hip I have difficulty seeing over my pelvis.
I hate seafood. I hang up phones quickly.
My taste in music, movies and books rivals the Library of Congress in its eclecticism.
My fundamental design flaws are completely hidden by my superficial design flaws.
I am incredibly spontaneous when given plenty of notice.
It is said that my birth was marked by earthquakes, tidal waves, tornadoes, firestorms, the explosion of three neighbouring stars, and, shortly afterwards, by the issuing of over six and three quarter million writs for damages from all of the major landowners in this Galactic sector. However, the only person by whom this is said is myself, and there are several possible theories to explain this.
I am clearly a woman with many qualities, even if they are mostly bad.
I demand rigidly defined areas of doubt and uncertainty.
And when I order my drink of choice at Starbucks, it confuses everyone.
You Are An ENTJ
The Executive
You are a natural leader - with confidence and strength that inspires others.
Driven to succeed, you are always looking for ways to gain, power, knowledge, and expertise.
Sometimes you aren't the most considerate person, especially to those who are a bit slow.
You are not easily intimidated - and you have a commanding, awe-inspiring presence.
In love, you hold high standards... for yourself, for your relationship, and for your significant other.
While it's easy for you to impress others, it's hard for you to find someone who impresses you.
At work, you are organized and good at delegating. You understand how to achieve goals.
You would make a great CEO, entrepreneur, or consultant.
How you see yourself: Rational, calm, and objective
When other people don't get you, they see you as: Inflexible, controlling, and overbearing What's Your Personality Type?

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

It is known that there are an infinite number of worlds, simply because there is an infinite amount of space for them to be in. However, not every one of them is inhabited. Therefore, there must be a finite number of inhabited worlds. Any finite number divided by infinity is as near to nothing as makes no odds, so the average population of all the planets in the Universe can be said to be zero. From this it follows that the population of the whole Universe is also zero, and that any people you may meet from time to time are merely the products of a deranged imagination.

My Blog

Yep. I said it.

Like most Americans, I have been giving our nation and it's politics a lot of thought lately. I have always considered myself extremely conservative yet there are some issues I'm dead center, und...
Posted by on Sun, 14 Sep 2008 19:12:00 GMT

Cmon baby light my fire..

As much as IĀ appreciate comments and am surprisingly tolerant of random declarations of praise targeted at my writing skills, I have unfortunately discovered that none of these commodities go very far...
Posted by on Mon, 05 Nov 2007 08:36:00 GMT

Say Cheese

I have had the same default picture since the first time I logged in to myspace. I chose the picture based on 1 thing: I did not want to post a picture that said " Hey check me out, I'm hot and need m...
Posted by on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 13:45:00 GMT

Habitat for Insanity

I had never heard of a killdeer before last week when, we were attacked by two in our back yard, and I'm using the term yard loosely. You see, our back yard is known by several monikers in this quie...
Posted by on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 16:08:00 GMT

Tales From the Hood (my birthday)

The evening started out fairly mellow... My room-mate Debbie and I grilled shrimp and steak, while entertaining a few random, wandering neighbors who like to come investigate (insert nosey) our happen...
Posted by on Tue, 19 Jun 2007 00:27:00 GMT

Brain Droppings

Pondering the universe and unraveling it's intricate web while scraping wallpaper is a daunting task. I however, self-proclaimed lord and master of all that is deep and profound, have managed to do it...
Posted by on Tue, 15 May 2007 17:19:00 GMT

Hubble vs. Einstein

Warning: What you are about to read is exceptionally geeky and may cause dizziness or dull sensation in the cranial area. I was recently reading about Hubble's Constant which is a law that states...
Posted by on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 07:20:00 GMT

Jews Rock!!!

Iranian president Mahmud Ahmadinejad calls President Bush and tells him, "George, I had a wonderful dream last night. I could see America, the whole beautiful country, and on each house I saw a banne...
Posted by on Sat, 11 Nov 2006 08:46:00 GMT

Official Minnesota temperature conversion chart

60 above - New Jerseyites try to turn on the heat. People in Minnesota plant gardens. 50 above - Californians shiver uncontrollably. People in Minnesota sunbathe. 40 above - Italian and English cars w...
Posted by on Sat, 21 Oct 2006 08:53:00 GMT