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Vegas a.k.a. Phatty McButterPants

The crazy adventures of vegas!!!

About Me

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.. My Fave things: john mayer,cooking, traveling,Fishing,riding motorcycle,atvs, the country,shooting guns,being spontaneous,video games, playing sports(soccer,tennis,mountain biking,fishing),exercising, making creative shit,art,thrift store junk,oodles of noodles,white castle,vienna sausages(what a sensation on my palate)(you could lure me into any unmarked big white van with them suckers),yager and beer or any alcoholic beverage would suite me well,(oohh, what about a van down by the river with beer and viennas, Id be in heaven) ,smallville,being different,being the leader, lust,animals,books n library, learning, helping others,sci-fi stuff, music, doing something stupid to make people laugh and most of all being myself(Im a funny dorky tomboy rockerchic).I love men that can:cook,ride motorcycles,be dorky and stupidly funny(example:dane cook),be honest and careing,love me for me,outdoorsy,spontaneous....,My Hate list: drama,fighting,drugs,boys,liars,players,dateing(DONT EVEN ASK,im not interested...ever),not being productive, doing anything safely, mean people,drunk people(i dont count,this is my hate list),when i get drunk(No...not really,I got beer here at the office w me,dont mind if i do),my fear of love and getting hurt,loving and getting hurt,Id prefer not to mess with gettin them relationshits(they are stinky and messy,from what ive heard)"It always seems that love is like a party that everyone was invited to but you,,,but when you do find that love your like'wheres my coat igotta get outa this here ive been at this party for 2 years NOW!!!Alright i think someone shit in or around the coats"-dane cookThis profile was pimped out at PimpWebpage.com PimpWebpage.com
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My Interests


Me and Dustins goofy movie trailor for "the Woods"

I'd like to meet:

its me exactly and my cartoon versions of me are hot!!!!!!! wow anime!!!ok...my favorite new band...and yes its local...look it up...swear you r not "cool" unless you like them like i do...

Music:

John mayer,Tom petty,30 seconds to mars,evansblue,submersed,the used,Gary allan,phil collins,the police,christian rock,jazz,80's rock, angry rock,country...anything that makes me feel all tingly inside.

Heroes:

John Mayer, Dane Cook,Bobby sue luther and Robert Hall, Michael Vincent and Tal B, ....because of them i have had the strength and courage to rise above and accomplish every one of my dreams...cheers.

My Blog

dont be fake

dont be fakedont say things that make you breakyour the only one that has to dealin the end you can only help yourself healtaking advantage isnt the road you should have choseyour loneliness is what ...
Posted by Vegas a.k.a. Phatty McButterPants on Tue, 10 Jun 2008 12:54:00 PST

Since "that"...

Since this,.... "this" , "that", "it", "us" , are the best terms to describe whatever had happened. I was caught off guard while being on duty. A little too deep into "it" I realised I couldnt swim. "...
Posted by Vegas a.k.a. Phatty McButterPants on Wed, 28 May 2008 07:08:00 PST

The true you.Good luck to who?

 I realize now that I cant have you I found myself and was told " I never had you". I met my other half, unfortunatly, she had met you first. So, i guess i have to find myself...
Posted by Vegas a.k.a. Phatty McButterPants on Wed, 28 May 2008 04:53:00 PST

players poem....karma

changed for the better Current mood: angry Both beautiful, opposite,competitive, in different ways Both lost in the game of love He changed me for the better Tainted me for the worse wants and what...
Posted by Vegas a.k.a. Phatty McButterPants on Mon, 05 May 2008 10:32:00 PST

P.S. I fucking hate YOU

Aight i dont know who reads these things but evidently you do...so im gonna keep writting em cause im a lyrical gansta...ya heard of that?I think I probably just need to get my ass a "big Girl " job i...
Posted by Vegas a.k.a. Phatty McButterPants on Wed, 09 Apr 2008 12:06:00 PST

my heart cant lie

F.Y.I. Looking back on writting this poem last night i kinda sorta not really regret it.My throat is soo sore from gargleing southern comfort until 4 a.m. and huffing pollen.(no thats not a new drug k...
Posted by Vegas a.k.a. Phatty McButterPants on Wed, 09 Apr 2008 09:21:00 PST

my daily crazy

Well i dont know why Im filling this out and i dont know why you people read my blogs but since u do heres some entertainment... 1.Who was your last text from? bill collectors, they are starting to te...
Posted by Vegas a.k.a. Phatty McButterPants on Fri, 21 Mar 2008 11:03:00 PST

My sincere Bitchologies....a look into my minds eye

Heres a peep into who I am and what runs through my nutty head: I live everyday like im not going to see tommorow. Im just the nut to buy a motorcycle today,pack some hot underwears,monkey butt powder...
Posted by Vegas a.k.a. Phatty McButterPants on Thu, 20 Mar 2008 04:25:00 PST

John Mayer should Ebay his 8 spot for cherity!!!

well I actually think that John Mayer should sell his 8 spot on his myspace on Ebay for cherity for the troops. And just because u guys bother him so bad.Wouldnt that be NICE?    Now wouldnt...
Posted by Vegas a.k.a. Phatty McButterPants on Thu, 20 Mar 2008 10:31:00 PST

TO :JMMA i kinda sorta not really apoligise

Alright im on the shitlist of America, here’s my "kinda-Sorta-Not Really" apology... Ok I feel like one of those celebrities that have to apoligise later for something dumb they have done,like f...
Posted by Vegas a.k.a. Phatty McButterPants on Thu, 20 Mar 2008 09:28:00 PST