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Stevie B

In the land of the blind.... the one eyed man is KING!

About Me

BEFORE YOU READ ANYTHING, READ THE BLOG, READ THE BLOG, READ THE BLOG!!!!!!!Hello and welcome to MYspace not yours but mine, got it? My name is Steven Burrell my friends call me Stevie B so you can call me Mr Burrell. I joke I joke I kid I kid. As you get to know me you'll realise that i'm a sarcastic son of a B...... I'm an actor who hails from the Big Smoke, that's London if you didn't already know. I'm obsessed with golf and if i'm not on the golf course you'll probably find me at home watching 'Curb Your Enthusiasm' as that show is the bestest and funniest show ever. Ummmmmm......... Yes i also like to play FOOTball. That's REAL FOOTball not the American kind where you use your HANDS???? Figure that one out. Yes Ummm....It's been a good year so far, i've been working quite a bit for the BBC and Channel 4 on numerous shows. I've also just shot a new British horror movie which is out next year so i can't complain. feel free to check out my showreel, actors are always whoreing themselves for work so why should i be any different? Scroll down to check me out. I have Equity membership, you can also find me on the Spotlight casting site and in the hard copy. I'm represented by NSM, phone no: 0207-720-3355...........I'm not just a pretty face either, I recently finished writing a feature film and am on the hunt for a good production company............. Well I guess we've come to the end of the introductions so on closing i'd just like to say....Piss off.......Joking, don't get offended jeez. talk about no sense of humour. Hahaha. Stevie B Showreel

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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Stevie B
Birthday: April
Birthplace: The Big Smoke Baby
Current Location: With Your Wife Gettin' Some Good Lovin'
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Black
Height: 6'2
Right Handed or Left Handed: Depends On Which Cheek I'm Smackin'
Your Heritage: Blacker Than Wesley Snipes' Nut Sack
The Shoes You Wore Today: My Mums High Heels...They Are Sooo Comfy
Thoughts First Waking Up: Oh Man, I Had Sex With An Ugly Bitch Again.
Your Best Physical Feature: Lips & Eyebrows
Your Bedtime: What??? NOW???? Oh Mummy Please, Just 5 More Minutes
Your Most Missed Memory: Puberty, It Was A Sticky But Fun Time
Pepsi or Coke: Juice Baby
MacDonalds or Burger King: Have It Your Way
Single or Group Dates: Depends... If I'm Getting Laid Then Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: None
Chocolate or Vanilla: Can't I just Take A Survey Where My Race Isn't An Issue? lol
Cappuccino or Coffee: Eeeww Nasty
Do you Smoke: Do I Look Like I Want Cancer?
Do you Swear: Fuck No
Do you Sing: Just After Sex
Do you Shower Daily: Only If I Have Visitors.
Have you Been in Love: Yup
Do you want to go to College: Been There. It's An Over Rated Experience
Do you want to get Married: Yep
Do you belive in yourself: If I Don't Then Who Else Will?
Do you get Motion Sickness: Sometimes
Do you think you are Attractive: If I Don't Then Who Else Will?
Are you a Health Freak: Kinda
Do you get along with your Parents: Mum (yes) Dad (Kiss My Black Ass)
Do you like Thunderstorms: They ight
Do you play an Instrument: Nope
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: No Sir
In the past month have you Smoked: I Said. Do I Look Like I Want Cancer?
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Yes! Those Cinnamon Stones Keep Calling My Name
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yep
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Nope
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No Sir
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Nope. I Like My Food Good And Dead
In the past month have you been on Stage: Kinda. More On screen Than On Stage
In the past month have you been Dumped: Hahahaha....PLEASE
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Nothing YOU Can Prove So Quit The Interrogation
Ever been Drunk: Nope
Ever been called a Tease: Yep
Ever been Beaten up: No. You Gotta Bob Then Weave
Ever Shoplifted: I Need My Laywer Present To Answer That
How do you want to Die: Butt Nekkid Playing Golf On A Rich Mans Property
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A Kangaroo....... What?.....It Can Happen
What country would you most like to Visit: The Mother Land
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Brown
Favourite Hair Color: Black
Short or Long Hair: As Long As It Aint Weave It's Cool
Height: Shorter That Me But Taller Than A Midget
Weight: As Long As Most Of It Is In Your Ass. It's Cool
Best Clothing Style: Sexy As She Wanna Be
Number of Drugs I have taken: None. I Don't Want No Crack Head
Number of CDs I own: Loads
Number of Piercings: As Long As You Dont Leak When You Drink
Number of Tattoos: No More Than 4
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Learn From Your Mistakes
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My Interests

Golf, Football, Basketball, Sanaa Lathan.....Mmmmmmm yum yum yummy

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who isn't a peadophile really. Oh, or a stalker. I wouldn't mind meeting Eve from the garden of eden just so i could say to her ''WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING? YOU WERE SPECIFICALLY TOLD NOT TO EAT THE FRUIT''...Ummmmmmm who else?????????? Oh yes, people with a sense of humour. I think that's it................No i'd also like to meet racists, hahahahahaha i know that may sound crazy but it's true. racist people are probably the funniest people in the whole world. All I do is sit and listen to their ignorance and they have me in stitches all day. So anyone who is a racist please send me message. BNP, NF, KKK it doesn't matter. Hahahahahaha. I think that's it now. Bye bye.

Music:

SALSA/KIZOMBA/ZOUK/TARRAXINHA REGGAETON!!!!!!

Movies:

Roots, Forest Gump, Shawshank Redemption, V for Vendetta. Anything with Denzel in it. And of course anything with Sanaa Lathan in it because she is THEE 1!

Television:

LOST, Dave chappelle show, Curb Your enthusiasm.

Books:

Stupid White Men. (Classic)

Heroes:

Matin Luther King, Nelson Mandela, Malcom x, Rosa Parks, Marcus Garvey and anyone else who made the sacrifice so i could sit her and talk nonsense without being LYNCHED. Hahaha

My Blog

AN INTRODUCTION TO SLEEP!!!!!

Well hello there Myspace, it's been a while since i've blogged anything! But for good reason, as you may or may not know I am an actor/writer.  For the last year and a half, I along with 3 other ...
Posted by Stevie B on Sat, 26 Apr 2008 11:23:00 PST