Member Since: 2/2/2005
Band Website: geocities.com/CollegePark/Classroom/8351/
Band Members:
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THE CARTRIDGE FAMILY - tcf/dvd
Follow Lansing’s clown princes of punk rock through their first 3 years of mayhem, mischief and trendsetting. From Abe Lincoln worship to 20+ band-member freakouts, this DVD stakes tCF’s claim as midwestern forebears of a burgeoning genre. $10
ACTIVE
duty
Ozzie Smith’n’Wesson (Varsity frontman, spandex),
Reverend Craig (Varsity guitar, vox, fire breathing),
KL (Varsity keys, vox, subsidizer of insanity),
Starship (junior Varsity drums, Tony Atlas workout routine),
Dynamite TNT (Varsity drums, All purpose drums, congas, slide whistle, vibraslap, tambourine, John Wilkes Booth, freedom tickler, etc...),
Ball (second vocals when on shore leave, vocalist for 1st EP),
Saut (bass, aerobics instructor, dietary care technician, cook, squirt gun, the other end of the phone during "brohymn"),
Erotic funeral (percussion),
Korey (toy drums, homemade drumset, television, baseball bat),
Brad (second guitar, 47563847546573th string bassist, satanic clogs, Richard Nixon mask, tambourine, drunken horrible videographer),
Jacob Weston (Chef-in-training, stunt monkey, JV bassist/people’s champ)
Rusty (tech geek, dvd compiler, music video goddess, photographer genius, web design extraordinaire)
Keith Scott Budd (the guy that tackles brad),
Zack (Crazy Exotic Dance Routines, Sergeant At Arms, Madness Will Ensue, JV keyboards),
BenBen (stunt monkey supreme, the speedo, the urinal),
Skotty Blood Bank (Hypeman! vocals, accordian, horns, JV frontman, Pollywhirl not that stupid M&M),
Aymor (joe perry) (horns, moon boots, keyboards, additional insanity, JV (and much better) guitarist),
Otis (Varsity bass, Horns, last song insanity, taco neck syndrome),
Sean "the People’s Champ" (Varsity stunt-monkey supreme, Naked Vince Lombardi, Reagan Masks),
Beaverhat Pat/Spike (bringing the motherfucking ruckus),
Eric RejX (ball cannon, keyboard stand, mad scientist, pittsburgh representative),
John Bruce (JV Drums, Sarcastic Remarks, Sardonic Comments, and Esoteric Humor),
Paul (Fro-Fanatic, Chalkboard Equations, jjuggling),
Mario juevos (wicked metal solos),
Hubert H. Humphreyman (Sousaphone/upping the punx),
Little Travis (The Lansing Bat, Promotions, Whatever he can pick up),
Jared (vocals, Living Buffet, Abe Lincoln),
Hack (stunt monkey, lighter of smoke bombs, nixon mask, videographer, roadie, chair pisser),
Daniel (Percussion, Hair Clippers),
Dante (Inferno, Wheelz of Steelz, Jock-role-player in afterschoolspecial rock opera),
HorHJ/smokebreak (the Oily Cowboy, Stunt Monkey Supreme in Training, Melodica),
the Bo (dancing, crowd-hype),
tCF Mike (Full Time Crowd Action),
Sam (stunt-monkey, panda dancing, anal-sax, JV bass/stunt-monkey-supreme, crowd-hype, tCF half shirt),
Heath (occasional metal solos),
INACTIVE
duty
REST IN PIECES - Ulysses (Keeper of the keyboards, chick magnet)
Rambeau (bassist on leave),
SABATICAL TO LATVIA - Inese (nurse, stunt-monkey),
Eddie (accordion, additional insanity),
Lyndsay Smalls (accordian, streamers, stunt monkey)
murphy (former harmonica player, currently hates us all)
Elle (accordian, streamers, stunt monkey),
Robbie (Toys? Horns? Videographer),
Joey (bass on play see you in hell, percussion),
Brent (digital guitar? Bass?),
Jerry (looking California, feeling Minnesota)
Influences: Casper Adams, The Fullerenes, Old music, New music, the Buffet Liberation Coalition (BuLC), Dahr Bemlow, N.W.A., Abe Lincoln, street-gangs, Breakin' II: the electric boogaloo, inside jokes and stuff that makes us laugh.
Sounds Like: An out of tune instrument of destruction blowing a note for justice on the kazoo of freedom that was liberated from the gumball machine of corruption...or just a band that really needs to practice more.
Record Label: Bermuda Mohawk
Type of Label: Major