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Mrs. Ab-Norman Punk-Rockwell (Tattooed Soccer Mom)

Just because a grrrl likes to dress fancy and stand on a streetcorner near some whores, you automati

About Me


Create your own Friend Quiz here I am an occasional lush and a full-time Tattooed Soccer Mom. I have a dog named Sadie Mae Moshpitt, and she was a rescue dog. She hates people on bicycles, and generally whoever is on the wrong side of her fence. I don't think Chevy Chase is funny at all. AT FUCKING ALL. I'll readily admit that I bleach my own hair, and I do a really, really bad job of it, and it's not an accident :-) I have a Mouth that Knows No Fear, and sometimes it is not exactly attached to my brain when I speak, which is why I like Myspace (it gives me a chance to see what I'm telling someone before I actually say it). I am a survivor of domestic abuse, and while I'm still pretty pissed off about it, it has made me a stronger, better person, and I'm working on eliminating the pissed-off part. I have a job that I love, with & for people I love, but the commute takes me 5 hours a day. I have a way better family than anyone else's...mine has been Frankensteined together and very few of us are actually related by blood...my fiancee is incredible, knows me exactly as I am and loves me. He sings to me, plays a million different instruments and serenades me, dances with me, plays slap-tickle with me, introduces me to new people and new things, and is always glad to wake up next to me, and I to him. I used to have nightmares, but thanks to help from my sister Gidget, they stopped...mostly anyway...um...what else...My son is amazing, he sings and dances and tells jokes and understands heavy things better than I ever would have at his age. I have recently gotten very into Association Football (or as arrogant Americans call it, "soccer"), especially English football, but I haven't decided who my favorite team is yet. I have occasional problems with self-esteem, but I like myself more now than I ever have before (tip: it helps a lot to surround oneself with good, nice, caring people). Anyhow, there's more, so ask.Hey, calling all chicks named Mary! Join my group:

My Interests

My family and friends, who keep me sane and give me a reason to live. Also mosh pits, butterflies, Riot Grrrl, music, beads, Long Island Ice Teas, tattoos, bike riding, living drama-free, bras that fit well, cartoons, bonfires, piercings, tiedye & metal studs, Starbucks Frappuccinos w/an extra blended shot, purple, Alex Trebek, Mary Kay liquid eyeliner, drum circles, history, Halloween costumes, deep relevant conversation, forensic psychology, Proto-pipes, accents, clip art, mayonnaise (I love mayo, I can't help it), Celtic knotwork, the UK, combat boots, underground zines...and...stuff...

I'd like to meet:

WHY DO I REQUIRE THAT YOU KNOW MY LAST NAME OR EMAIL BEFORE I ADD YOU? Because I'm sick of spammy assholes requesting me with their business profiles. But I'm not a snob, I swear! If you want to, please send me a message & we can socialize a little so that I know you're a real person. Then I'll send YOU a request!! I am 26% Asshole/Bitch.
.. I may think I am an asshole or a bitch, but the truth is I am a good person at heart. Yeah sure, I can have a mean streak in me, but most of the people I meet like me. Take the
Asshole/Bitch Test
@ FualiDotCom I love this Myspace thing. It seems like every day someone really cool from my past pops up and finds me. Seriously, more than half my friends list is made up of these people. And in many cases, it has given me the opportunity to get to know them better than I did before.
You are
What Rejected Crayon Are You? I WANNA FIND ALL RIOT GRRRLS PAST AND PRESENT!! All kinds of people from all walks of life, who are easygoing, tolerant, independent, and creative. People whose thinking is a little outside the norm--whether they look like it or not. A sense of humor is definitely a must, and a slightly twisted mind always helps. So if you want to be friends, hit me up...but if you are looking for more than that, please don't waste your time, I am already taken, thanks!!!I also am interested in re-acquainting myself with old friends from school, so if you think you know me, say hi! LEAVE ME A VOICE MESSAGE, GUYS!!!
Create a profile like mine, with this Myspace Editor !

Music:

Bad Brains. Bad Religion. Beastie Boys. Bikini Kill. Black Flag. Boltthrower. Carcass. Cat Stevens. Christian Death. Cure. D.R.I. Danzig. Descendents. D'Mode, Front 242. Grateful Dead. Hatebreed. Hendrix. Incubus. Jack Johnson. Jethro Tull. KMFDM. Minor Threat. Napalm Death. NOFX. Obituary. OLD Megadeth (pre-Countdown to Ex-stink-tion) OLD Metallica (pre-Blecch Album) Poison Idea. Ramones. Richie Havens. Rudimentary Peni. Rush. Sex Gang Children. Siouxsie. Slayer. SSDecontrol. Stone Temple Pilots. Subhumans. Sublime. System Of A Down. The Germs. The Smiths. The Virgin Prunes. Tracy Chapman. Violent Femmes. Zeppelin.

Movies:

Pootie Tang. Gaslight. Rock & Roll High School. Dogtown & Z-Boys. ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW!!! All About Eve. Fight Club was a fucking trip! Dazed & Confused. Hair. Green Street Hooligans. The 40-Year-Old Virgin. The Filth and the Fury. Apt Pupil. The Song Remains The Same. Office Space. SLC Punk. The Football Factory. The Princess Bride. BASEketball. 13 Ghosts. Almost Famous. Napoleon Dynamite. Hedwig And The Angry Inch. Petey Wheatstraw, the Devil's Son-in-Law. Fiddler On The Roof. The Royal Tenenbaums. Where The Day Takes You. Suburbia. I love all of Kevin Smith's stuff, especially Dogma & Clerks. Voces Inocentes. Monty Python & Cheech & Chong flix. Basically I really love silly movies that make me laugh a lot, but I'll watch heavy stuff sometimes too.

Television:

SIMPSONS!! JEOPARDY!! I really really miss Chappelle's Show. American Chopper, South Park, Snapped, Soul Train, Extreme Makeover Home Edition, Jackass, Celebrity Poker Showdown, Family Guy, Absolutely Fabulous, Monty Python's Flying Circus, House, CSI, etc etc etc. THE OXYGEN NETWORK CAN SUCK MY LEFT ONE. I love Cartoon Network, Court TV, and I think that MTV should just be taken off the air now. Do they even show videos, still?

Books:

Unfortunately I don't get much of a chance to read anymore. The 20-or-so hours I spend on the bus every week would provide a beautiful opportunity to catch up on books, eh? But no. If I have to try to focus on anything inside the damned vehicle for more than a few seconds, I get motion sickness (unless I have a shot of liquor before leaving the office, and that's only happened once on a St. Patrick's day. My boss was in a good mood). So reading is out. My most recent reads are: "Despite Everything: A Cometbus Omnibus" by Aaron Cometbus; "Sound of the Beast: The Complete Headbanging History of Heavy Metal" by Ian Christe. Other than that, The Book of Lists, America The Beautiful by Moon Zappa, and books on Wicca and related occult stuff.

Heroes:

My man:My parents: Pootie Tang (big-time celebrity, ass-kickin' crime fighter, & role model to the children!!). Jello Biafra. Aaron Cometbus. Tank Girl. Henry Rollins. Gumby. Woody Guthrie. Larry Flynt. Oh, and The Punisher, Wolverine, & Dave Lombardo. And last but not least, all my friends, who are seriously amazing people, and after all these years have either stuck by me or found me again after losing touch. Momma's Little Frogtastic Monkey Bug!!!! Oh, and my biggest hero right now is Judge Sauer, who sent this skinny bitch back to the pokey:

My Blog

OK it happened the other day but I'm still posting it for posterity.

I got a raise this week! The boss is giving me 50 cents more per hour, and he has promised me two more 50-cent raises before the year is over. I was planning on working some more on the Accounts Recei...
Posted by Mrs. Ab-Norman Punk-Rockwell" on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 08:27:00 PST

News flash: Doctors are not supposed to be idiots. (ya think?!?!?!?!?)

I have tonsilitis. It's been killing me for like a week, and I thought I could just gargle with salt water and keep my mouth clean, and it would resolve itself, as it had before. But this time it didn...
Posted by Mrs. Ab-Norman Punk-Rockwell" on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 03:22:00 PST

Wham, Bam, Thank you NAMM

The 2007 NAMM Show in Anaheim was a Wonderland of Rock, especially for a drooling fan like me. Check out some of the pics from that day:First of all I just wanna say that my man rocks. This is a pictu...
Posted by Mrs. Ab-Norman Punk-Rockwell" on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 07:50:00 PST

Panties In a Bunch

I have been thinking for the last few days about why women wear uncomfortable panties.Myself, I do not wear any at all. They ride up my ass, they give me panty lines, and they're just one more thing t...
Posted by Mrs. Ab-Norman Punk-Rockwell" on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 02:11:00 PST

Groundhog's Day!

Groundhog's DayWhen I woke up this mornin' I felt a pang...:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" />I was hungerin' for some apple pie.Stumble in the bathroom, hung my ho...
Posted by Mrs. Ab-Norman Punk-Rockwell" on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 09:03:00 PST

Horoscope

Sagittarius (November 22 - December 20)Today you will have to let go of your usual drill sergeant manner and simply let the day unfold as it will. Try as you might, even you will not be able to direct...
Posted by Mrs. Ab-Norman Punk-Rockwell" on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 11:48:00 PST

New Pics of an Old Party!

..:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" />  ..:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags" />Adrian on a pogo stick. I don't think it ...
Posted by Mrs. Ab-Norman Punk-Rockwell" on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 12:43:00 PST

Let Preston write the Soundtrack to Your Life!

On Xmas, Preston came to my house for dinner. There was even some eggplant left for him, I think. (People loved my eggplant this year. I don't know why. I thought it was kinda oily.)   But p...
Posted by Mrs. Ab-Norman Punk-Rockwell" on Wed, 27 Dec 2006 07:16:00 PST

I HAVE ARRIVED!!!

My boss has given me BUSINESS CARDS!!!This is the first time ever in my life that I have had business cards of my very own (that I didn't pathetically make myself with Microsoft Word).I FEEL SPECIAL!!...
Posted by Mrs. Ab-Norman Punk-Rockwell" on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 04:10:00 PST

RACIALLY CHARGED? You tell me.

In no way do I want to make this a racially-charged blog. But it will probably end up that way anyway. So here I go. So I'm on the bus this morning, right? The 761, headed over the hill from the Valle...
Posted by Mrs. Ab-Norman Punk-Rockwell" on Tue, 12 Sep 2006 10:07:00 PST