Apocalyptic Folk, Statistics, Social Welfare Program Evaluation, Human Factors Psychology, unconscious "issues"
Pure Nerd
91 % Nerd, 34% Geek, 30% Dork
For The Record:
A Nerd is someone who is passionate about learning/being smart/academia.
A Geek is someone who is passionate about some particular area or subject, often an obscure or difficult one.
A Dork is someone who has difficulty with common social expectations/interactions.
You scored better than half in Nerd, earning you the title of: Pure Nerd.
The times, they are a-changing. It used to be that being exceptionally smart led to being unpopular, which would ultimately lead to picking up all of the traits and tendences associated with the "dork." No-longer. Being smart isn't as socially crippling as it once was, and even more so as you get older: eventually being a Pure Nerd will likely be replaced with the following label: Purely Successful.
Also, you might want to check out some of my other tests if you're interested in any of the following:
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Professional Wrestling
Love & Sexuality
America/Politics
Thanks Again! -- THE NERD? GEEK? OR DORK? TEST
My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 98% on nerdiness
You scored higher than 43% on geekosity
You scored higher than 50% on dork points
Link: The Nerd? Geek? or Dork? Test written by donathos on Ok Cupid , home of the 32-Type Dating Test
I'd like to meet:
I'd like to meet myself. I'd like to know who I truly Am, and to find my Way.
Music:
Apocalyptic folk, Psychedelic folk, gothic folk, dark folk, folk noir, acoustic gothic, martial neofolk, dark ambient, dark ritual, ambient gothic, medieval, renaissance, neoclassical, darkwave, folk, old timey, gothic
Movies:
Company of Wolves, Batman Begins, Scarface, Breakfast of Champions, and on and on and on...
Television:
Angel, Buffy, the Critic, Dr. Katz, Family Guy, Futurama, Red Dwarf, Sea Lab 2021, Simpsons (old, not the new CRAP they've been putting out for like 7 years), Sledge Hammer, Star Trek (animated), Star Trek (original), the Tick(animated), the Tick (live action), Many others
Books:
Yes, books, lots of books.
* Vonnegut ist gut.
* Milan Kundera: Bring me there-ah
* Edred Thorsson: gimme more some.
* Don Webb, uh, is clever.
* "Carnal Alchemy: A Sado-Magical Exploration of Pleasure, Pain and Self-Transformation" by Crystal Dawn and Stephen Flowers, Runa-Raven Press 1995
* "Demons of the Flesh : The Complete Guide to Left-Hand Path Sex Magic" by Nikolas Schreck, Zeena Schreck, 2002
* "Lords of the left-hand path: A history of spiritual dissent" by Stephen E Flowers, Runa-Raven Press 1997
* "Uncle Setnakt's Essential Guide to the Left Hand Path" by Don Webb, Stephen E. Flowers, 1999
Heroes:
Batman, Catwoman, Aquaman, uhhh... the Hulk?, Hell Idunno.
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adopt your own virtual pet!
Sacred Order of the Fries (French Rite)
We believe:
1) Life is a potato.
2) Ketchup is the universal cure-all.
Amen.
The Goblin Market - El Dorado
El Dorado, poem by Edgar Allan Poe, set to music by The Goblin Market.
I find this endlessly amusing.
Someone decided to put the poem into an algorithm.
That might be considered nerdy, in some circles.
Listen to the song, and the lyrics, and see how they match up to the program.
Then chuckle softly to yourself, for the Secret Knowledge you possess.
And the swarm of Young Maidens you are sure to impress.
    // El Dorado
    // Edgar Allan Poe
    // http://www.mat.upm.es/~jcm/poeshadow.html
    // ========================
    var elDorado = new Object();
    var knight = new Object();
    knight.bedight = gaily;
    if( sunshine && shadow ) {
       knight.gallant = true;
    }
    while( knight.journeyed knight._x + 1000) {
      &n
bsp knight.singing[song] = true;
      &n
bsp knight.search( elDorado );
    }
    while( ground.spot != elDorado ) {
      &n
bsp knight.grow(age++);
      &n
bsp knight.bold = true;
      &n
bsp createEmptyMovieClip(shadow_mc, 1000);
      &n
bsp knight.heart.setMask(shadow_mc);
    }
    if( length ) knight.strength = false;
    shadow = new Object();
    shadow.pilgrim = true;
    knight.meet(shadow);
    knight.query(shadow, elDorado.land[where]);
    shade = shadow;
    knight.search = knight.seek;
    shade.reply = function() {
      &n
bsp if( knight.seek == elDorado ) {
      &n
bsp     knight.ride = function() {
      &n
bsp      &am
p;nbsp  moon.mountains._y++;
      &n
bsp      &am
p;nbsp  shadow.valley._y;
      &n
bsp     }
      &n
bsp }
    }
The Goblin Market is a side project, of the psychedelic folk band, Green Pajamas. Their only album was Ghostland. Go now and purchase it, from Camera Obscura .
Sharron Kraus is also on that label. Go listen to her next.
