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Damon Johnson

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About Me

Creative, Opinionated, Fun Loving, Humorous, not afraid to be silly or stoopid. Professionally, I am a Freelance Graphic Designer (need a logo or a tee shirt designed, I'm your man). Politically, I'm a Jon Stewart Democrat, I believe in the priciples of the Party but can't help but think that Barney Fife has been the parties chief campaign Strategizer. I am music Anglophile and I love Power Pop, 60's and 70's Rock, Alternative music (anything with cool guitars). I love to travel, went to London last July and want to go back to Europe next year. I've seen London I've seen France...underpants?

My Interests

Art, Music, Playing Guitar, Drawing, Illustration, Travel, Stand Up Comedy, Improv, Hiking, Acting, Cooking, Solving Crime & House Training Vegetables. I also park cars!!!

I'd like to meet:

I am looking for friends that are like minded creative free thinking souls, with a great sense of humor first and foremost. Passion and Compassion and Caring. Not afraid of standing on principle and willing to work for the greater good. Wow deep?!!! I would love to meet a funny, creative and quirky woman into travel and laughs. Must be beautiful on the inside. Brains, Honesty and Wit a must. Love kids! Family! Friends!

Music:

Bands not in any order:
The Beatles, Big Star, The Replacements, Cheap Trick, MC5, The Rolling Stones, The Hives, Badfinger, Sloan, Grant Lee Buffalo, The Soundtrack Of Our Lives, Weezer, Small Faces, Nirvana, Fountains of Wayne, ELO, The Pixies, Supergrass, The Detroit Cobras, The Move, The Shazam, Oasis, The Beach Boys, Teenage Fan Club, The Byrds, The Who, 10cc, The Monkees, XTC, Garbage, The Posies, Cato Salsa Experience, Guided By Voices, T-Rex, Robyn Hitchcock, REM, Dramarama, Spirit, The Ramones, Foo Fighter, Steppenwolf, The Flaming Lips, The Kinks, Monster Magnet, The Cars, The Raspberries, Alice Cooper, The Guess Who, Jellyfish, Chocolate Watch Band, Three Dog Night, Love, The Cars, Slade, Midnight Oil, U2, The Plimsouls, Radiohead, The Pretty Things, Led Zeppelin, The Smithereens, The Bee Gees, House of Freaks, The Rutles, Q45, Green Day, Devo, Blur, Dwight Twilley, Motorhead, Moog Cookbook, The Eagles of Death Metal, Doves, The Hollies, The Stooges, The La's, The Left Banke, Fastball, The Hollies, Procol Harum, Queen, The Zombies, Ambulance Ltd, Devo, Powderfinger, Slade, The Stone Roses, Flamin Groovies...
Favorite Singer/Songwriters:
John Lennon, Harry Nilsson, Paul Westerberg, Brian Wilson, Alex Chilton, Johnny Cash, Grant Lee Philips, Bob Dylan, Aimee Mann, Elvis Costello, Neil Young, Ray Davies, Pete Townshend, Tom Petty, Elliott Smith, Beck, Nick Drake, Steve Earle, Arlo Guthrie.
Favorite Guitarist:
Jimi Hendrix, Peter Green, Micheal Monarch, Keith Richards, Marc Bolan, Pete Townshend, Fred "Sonic" Smith, Wayne Kramer.

Movies:

Favorite Movie: Chinatown
My other favorites (not in any order):
The Godfather, Animal House, Jaws, Star Wars, 40 Year Old Virgin, The Big Lebowski, The Great Escape, Crash, Saving Private Ryan, Something About Mary, Shadow of a Doubt, Old School, Shuan of the Dead, Citizen Kane, The Graduate, The Incredibles, Die Hard, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Dazed and Confused, Boogie Nights, Raising Arizona, Young Frankenstein, Little Big Man, Bridge Over The River Kwai, From Hell, Batman, Alien, Momento, Pulp Fiction, The Manchurian Candidate, American Graffiti, Psycho, The Right Stuff, Catch 22, Close Encounters, Hoosiers, Gross Point Blank, Almost Famous, Blazing Saddles, Army of Darkness, Rear Window, Anchorman, Jacobs Ladder, Cool Hand Luke, Miami Blues, Fargo, Candy, Rear Window, Robocop, Full Monty, Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan, Vertigo, What's Up Doc, Thunderbolt and Lightfoot, Sideways, The Searchers, Raiders of the Lost Ark, North By Northwest, Better Off Dead, Deliverance, Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, Thunderbolt & Lightfoot.
Favorite Actors: Robert Duvall, Alec Guinness, Jack Nicholson, Johnny Depp, Cary Grant, Jimmy Cagney, Marlon Brando, Dustin Hoffman, Orson Wells, Jimmy Stewart, Peter Sellers, Robert DeNiro, Jeff Bridges, Samuel L. Jackson, Sean Penn, Gene Hackman, Christopher Walken, Jack Lemmon, Morgan Freeman, Ed Harris, Joseph Cotten, Paul Giamatti, Frances McDormand, Christian Bale.

Television:

The Office, Arrested Development, Rescue Me, Lost, Mythbusters, The Amazing Race, The Simpsons, The Daily Show, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, My Name is Earl, The Monkees, Countdown with Keith Olbermann, Black Books, Monty Python, Mr. Show with Bob and David, Band of Brother, Freaks And Geeks, Seinfeld, Red Dwarf, Harvey Birdman, X Files, Star Trek, Dirty Jobs, Tonight Show With Johnny Carson, Reno 911, Home Movies, No Reservations, Peep Show, Rockford Files, Late Night with Conan O'Brien, The Rutles, WKRP in Cincinnati, MXC, Peep Show, Moral Orel, Squidbillies, The Late Late Show With Craig Ferguson, The Joy of Painting with Bob Ross,

Books:

Yes, i read them!!!

Heroes:

John Lennon, Vincent Van Gogh, JFK, Harry Nilsson, Ernie Kovacs, Jon Stewart, FDR, Johnny Carson, Winston Churchill, Chuck Jones, Al Franken, Brian Wilson, Bob & Ray, Michael J Fox, Chuck Yeager, Mel Blanc, Bob Newhart, Johnny Cash, John Cleese, Alfred Hitchcock, Nikola Tesla, James Cagney, Dick Van Dyke, The Marx Brothers, Harry Truman, Bob Dylan, Muhammad Ali, Paul McCartney, Mike Judge, John Astin, Steve Jobs, Adam West, Neil Armstrong, Will Ferrell, Steve Martin, Muhammad Ali, Phil Hartman, John Belushi, Ray Davies, Bugs Bunny, Lenny Bruce, Dwight D. Eisenhower, William Shatner, Billy Connolly, Jonas Salk, Les Paul, Andy Kaufman, Laurel and Hardy, Clint Eastwood, Keith Olbermann, Charlie Chaplin, Mario Andretti, John Ritter, Peter Sellers, Orson Wells, Harold Lloyd, Micky Dolenz, Keith Moon, Mars Bonfire, Avery Schreiber, Steve Carell, Batman, Marty Feldman, George Carlin, Mick Jagger, Fritz Lange, Jonathan Winters, Underdog, Jack Black, Harry Houdini, Ricky Gervais, Rocky & Bullwinkle, Homer Simpson, Chuck Berry, General George S. Patton, Jr. Patton Oswalt, Sean Connery, John Cusack, Burns and Allen, Jennifer Jason Leigh, Bruce Campbell, Steve McQueen, Steven Spielberg, Jason Bateman, Stan Freberg, Jamie Lee Curtis, Roky Erickson, Walt Disney, Jack Benny, Walter Cronkite, The Simpsons, Syd Barrett, Bob Hope, Peter Falk, Allen Arkin, George Martin, Gene Roddenberry, David Cross and Bob Odenkirk, James Garner, Julie Andrews, Steve Zahn, Peter Green, Benny Hill, Don Knotts, Stephen Colbert, F.R. Cutter, Rowan & Martin, Lou Pinella, Joe Namath, Dick Shawn, Richard Pryor, Billy Wilder, John Wayne, Harrison Ford, Goldy Hawn, Cameron Crowe, Bill Bixby, Alex Zanardi, David Letterman, Sid Caesar, Sammy Davis Jr, Leslie Nielsen, Dennis Leary, Marilyn Monroe, Flip Wilson, Carol Burnett, Ray Charles, David Carradine, Ernest Borgnine, Jack Webb, Lewis Black, Hoyt Axton, Redd Foxx, Slim Pickens, Penn & Teller, Klaus Voorman, Carl Reiner, Arte Johnson, Linda Carter, Christopher Guest, Barbie Benton, Spencer Tracy, Jimmie "JJ" Walker, Gene Rayburn, Gilda Radner, Pat Paulsen, John Candy, Walter Matthau, Evel Knievel, Parker Posey, Bob Denver, Howard Cosell, Bert Convey, Peter Weller, Burt Reynold, Eddie Izzard, Alice Cooper, Billy Preston, Carrie Fisher, Chuck Barris, Janeane Garofalo, Richard Dawson, Dave Attell, Harry Shearer, Eugene Levy, Fred Willard, Alan Hale Jr., John C. Reilly, Henry Winkler, Dick Cavett, David Crosby, Hunter S Thompson, Wallace and Ladmo, George of The Jungle, Lucille Ball, Big Dadd Roth, Charles Nelson Reilly, The Smothers Brothers, Burt Reynolds, Jim Backus, Dr. Irwin Corey, Harry Morgan, Mitch Hedberg, Phil Silvers, Bonnie Hunt, Dr. Teeth, Bill Murray, Roddy McDowell, Bruce Lee, Chuck Berry, James Coburn, Donald Pleasence, Rick Moranis, Art Carney, Ned Beatty, Mr. T, Marlin Perkins, Foster Brooks, Paul Lynde, Dave Thomas, Vincent Price, Burton Cummings, JP Patches, Wally Cox, Ringo Starr, Yogi Berra, Billy Barty, Gordon Jump, George "Goober" Lindsey, Cindy Williams, Cary Grant, Mike Nesmith, Philip Seymour Hoffman, Kurt Russell, Meadowlark Lemmon, Gary Cole, Frank Gorshin, Jerry Seinfeld, Elmer Fudd, Anthony Perkins, Mick Ronson, Iggy Pop, Anne Bancroft, George Harrison, Norman Fell, Stanley Kubrick, Mel Brooks, Madeline Kahn, Alfred Molina, Tim Conway, Martin Mull, Tina Louise, Abe Vigoda, Christopher Walken, John Kay, Chris Elliott, Ben Gazzara, Bobcat Goldthwait, Peter Boyle, Conan O'Brien, Wilfred Brimley, Nina Hartley, Albert Brooks, Jack Klugman, Martha Quinn, Ricky Jay, Burgess Meredith, Drew Barrymore, William "Uncle Charlie" Demarest, Adrienne Barbeau, Michael Richards, Randy Quaid, Steve Buscemi, Stuart Margolin, Dennis Hopper, Phoebe Cates, Marilyn Chambers, Joe Flaherty, David Cronenberg, Coen Brothers, Super Dave Osborne, Lee Trevino, Jeff Goldblum, Leonard Nimoy, Michael Caine, Joey Ramone, John Keister, Kevin Kline, Buster Keaton, Struther Martin, Andrea Martin, Alan Rickman, George Gobel, Barbara Eden, Eric Idol, Jack Elam, Bill Cosby, Buddy Hackett, Jerry Stiller, Pee Wee Herman, Elvira, Nipsey Russell, Telly Savalas, Vince Vaughn, Eve Arden, Traci Lords, Terry Gilliam, Rodney Dangerfield, Lemmy, Dennis Weaver, Johnny Lightning, Joe Garagiola, Soupy Sales, Martin Balsam, Buzz Aldrin, Karen Valentine, Billy Dee Williams, Cloris Leachman, Jimmy Miller, Jackie Stewart, Joe Flynn, Cesar Romero, Billy Mummy, Dolly Parton, Captain Crunch, Roger Corman, Tom Bosley, Edward R Morrow, Howard Hughes, Gary Sinise, Red Buttons, Daffy Duck, Charo, Sandy Duncan, Jim Henson, Dave Krieg, Michael Keaton, James Doohan, Minnie Pearl, Buddy Holly, Bill Daly, Rich Little, Cortez Kennedy, Vince Lambardi, Grace Slick, Suzy Chapstick, Bob Nelson, Morgana The Kissing Bandit, Dan Ackroyd, Pat Cashman, Mojo Nixon, Mama Cass, Father Guido Sarducci, John Huston, Max "Jethro" Baer Jr., Trey Parker & Matt Stone, Aunt Peg, Lee Majors, Betty Page, Peggy Cass, Christopher Lloyd, David McCallum, Davy Jones, Sally Fields, Richard Benjamin, Zero Mostel, Richard Dreyfuss, Gary Mule Deer, Robyn Hitchcock, Gene Wilder, Rich Hall, Anthony Bourdain, Simon Pegg, Morey Amsterdam, Ray Walston, Elizabeth Montgomery, Mean Joe Green, Oscar the Grouch, Rowan Atkinson, Kate Jackson, Joan Cusack, Kenneth Mars, Buck Owens, David Koechner, Stephen Furst, Kitty Carlisle, Ginger Lynn, Don Meredith, Jeremy Piven, Stephen Root, Randall 'Tex' Cobb, Carol Kane, Tom Poston, Richard Harris, Ann Magnuson, Doc Sevrinsen, Wallace Shawn, Lancelot Link, The Banana Splits, Edward G. Robinson, Chuck Connors, Smokey the Bear, Rosie Greer, Bela Lugosi, Connie Stevens, Mo Rocca, Burt Young, Dick York, Dick Sargent, Darren McGavin, Christopher Lee, M. Emmet Walsh, Geena Davis, R. Lee Ermey, Cleavon Little, Ted Knight, Judge Reinhold, Vincent Schiavelli, Peter Cook, Dudley Moore, Mel Smith, Robert Vaughn, Sam Elliott, Jerry Van Dyke, Mike White, Justine Bateman, Brian Posehn, Martin Landau, Tom Jones, Zach Galifianakis, Doug Benson, Loretta Swit, Brandon Small, George Foreman, Chief Dan George, Tom Kenny, Stay Puff Marshmallow Man, Pat O'Day, Floyd the Barber, John Wayne, Florence Henderson, Fred Gwynne, Kevin Spacey, Bruce Dern, Roy Clark, Harry Reasoner, Peter Fonda, Buddy Ebsen, Wilt Chamberlain, Dave Foley, Candy Clark, Gary Oldham, Friz Freleng, Peter Ustinov, John Amos, Rob Tyner, Kent Brockman, Hank Azaria, Pam Greer, Nancy Guppy, John Turturro, Edward Herrmann, Robert Shaw, Robert Culp, Rose Marie, Mark Hamill, Patty Duke, Eddie Albert, Alex Karras, Bo Svenson, Peter Scolari, J.K. Simmons, David Morse, Curtis Armstrong, Will Sasso, Barry Bostwick, Dino Stamatopoulos, Robert Urich, Alice Ghostley, Doug Benson, Bernie Kopell, Barry White, Dick Butkus, Spuds McKenzie, Don Rickles, Dusty Springfield, Ernie Hemmingway, Lee Marvin, Van Johnson, Ed Bradley, Johnny Bench, Emma Thompson, Owen Wilson, Bud Cort, Dean Martin, Elizabeth Perkins, Randall Tex Cobb, Ellen Barkin,