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About Me

What can I say about myself that hasnt already been said about fried chicken? I view myself as the human highlight reel of stand up comedy. "Dont Blink your eyes, you may miss something". At times I would define myself as electric. When I feel overwhelmed w/ electricity I do the electric slide. My Wedding MC skills are uncanny. Nobody can bust a funky phoenician like myself. Ignore the Sabatore!!

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My Interests

Swings, underwater ping pong, pagers, fanny packs, gravity, highlighters.

I'd like to meet:

A real life pilgrim!

Music:

I enjoy the subtle mating calls of crickets.

Movies:

Coming To America, Old School, Office Space, Tigerland, Godfather 1.2, Goodfellas, Scarface, Casino, Ray, Walk The Line, Motley Crue Carnival Of Sins Tour DVD, Brian Regan- I Walked On The Moon, Dane Cook Live, Full Metal Jacket, Wedding Crashers, Anchorman, Blow, Snatch, Dumb and Dumber.

Television:

Sportscenter, Shorties Watchin Shorites, Seinfeld, Comedy Central Presents, Band of Brothers, Rescue Me, Criminal Minds, FOOTBALL!!

Books:

What The (bleep) Do We Know, The Dirt, Kurt Cobain Bio, The Rat Pack, Tommyland, 1st In His Class (Bill Clinton Bio), The Davinci Code, The World Is Flat.

Heroes:

My mom and dad, Corey Abramowitz, Motley Crue, DOOBY

My Blog

Scottsdale

Why is it everytime I go to Scottsdale, I remember why I hate going there. The place seriously sucks, ALOT. NOt just a little sucking, Scottsdale f-in blows! You may be wondering, wh...
Posted by Bobby Cocktail on Sun, 13 May 2007 03:17:00 PST

The Beginning

I have to say, I am living the dream right now. Im not married, I aint no baby's daddy, and I aint shaving my head and going to rehab 3 times a week. Game on.
Posted by Bobby Cocktail on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 09:10:00 PST

Voting

I know a lot of people who have a lot to say. I am one of those. The truth is that I dont pay a lot of attention to major events happening in the world. I figure somewhere down the l...
Posted by Bobby Cocktail on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 08:58:00 PST

2205: The Year of Complete Randomness

Hello All, First and foremost, if you've made it this far into my web page I thank you for being interested in what is happening in my life because it is a rather exciting time for...
Posted by Bobby Cocktail on Mon, 02 Jan 2006 04:14:00 PST