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Ashley

*Twinkle Twinkle* =)

About Me

I'm weird in a good way~ I always drop food on myself~ and they usually end up in odd places, like the back of my head. I fall constantly or bump into things. I have problems controlling the volume of my voice, My entire life are just phrases outof movies, commericals, songs, tv shows... etc. ~ I can sting like a bee~ I can also make you smile and or laught ill your face hurts~ I'm not at all what I seem to be~ so dun go by your first impression... you're prob. wrong!!!! I may appear to be familiar~ and something about me may feel like you knew me all your life, but I'm sooo different it's sick. I have no friends, cuz I'm lazy and dun know how to KIT. (Sorry guys~ you know I love you though) I love movies and music. I love to dance around the house and sing. I love standing under the shower head and just feel the water fall down my body (awwwww)~ I love the outdoors and I LOVE THE BEACH!!!! I like looking at the stars and trying to figure out whats what~ (SOO CONFUSING!!) I love sonfusing people, and when they give me the "WTF" look I just give it right back~ heee. I drink beer yet I have no beer belly (IN YOUR FACE!!) I love to eat, yet I'm picky~ I drive around like a mad person and I purposly bought myself a slow car so I can stay alive. =) I plan to join the circus one day and live out my dream as a freak

My Interests

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Television:

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My Blog

I know the secret behind finding inner peace

"The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all  the things you've started." So I looked around the house to see all the things I started and   hadn't finished....and before leaving th...
Posted by Ashley on Fri, 16 Dec 2005 01:21:00 PST

Norm and Elaine

For those of you who have ever had that sixth month relationship itch... Enjoy!  The Story of Roger and Elaine   By Dave Barry   (A GUY)  ---------------------------------...
Posted by Ashley on Fri, 02 Dec 2005 12:47:00 PST

Its in our nature to do so~

A guy friend of mine informed me recently that all guys are dogs.  He said that for most guys its all about sex, and that they tend to cheat or get sex else where cuz they just need variety ...
Posted by Ashley on Wed, 16 Nov 2005 02:12:00 PST

Guys and their PURSES

GUYS.... especially you HIGH FASHION SENSE (so says YOU) GUYS.... why do u carry purses?  and why do you scream "It's unisex!!!"  are you really proud to share a purse with your mom and sist...
Posted by Ashley on Thu, 10 Nov 2005 05:14:00 PST

MARTIN!!!!!

Say Hi to the new addition to the FAMILY!!! MARTIN!!! ...
Posted by Ashley on Mon, 07 Nov 2005 06:34:00 PST

A Martin for my Remy?

It's been sooo cold at night lately and my little remy has been working overtime trying to keep me warm.  It was soo cute, I woke up in the middle of the night cuz I felt her scratching at my bla...
Posted by Ashley on Tue, 01 Nov 2005 10:34:00 PST

My name

MN (The Endearing) Playful, Entertaining, Encouraging Flighty, Forgetful, Whiny Manuel Manuela Manny Mina Minnie Mona Monica Monnie The nasally pronounced le...
Posted by Ashley on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

endlessly~

Endlessly::::::: Late at night you call on the phone We talk about the day When you found out He was cheating You tell me that it hurts to the bone To trust someone that way To find that he was deceiv...
Posted by Ashley on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I wish I could tell the future...

Why does life just get harder and harder?  You're suppose to get wiser with age right?  But how come, the wiser you get, the harder life gets?? Ain't that a bitch!! So I concluded, not knowi...
Posted by Ashley on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Just another Manic Monday~

Wish it were Sunday!!!!
Posted by Ashley on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST