this year i would like to enter and win the National Monopoly Championships dethroning Matthew J. McNally.
nice ppl who can kuk.
i really like watching those Extreme Fitness Videos or EFV's. you know, the ones where the ppl are naked and you burn calories by beating off. it's really a tremendous breakthrough in video fitness technology. i've lost 22lbs.
one time i approached a girl that was reading "Why Men Love Bitches" and asked her "so why in the world do men love bitches?". she looked down for a moment and said "i haven't gotten to that part yet, fuck off."
i was hooked.
Alexyss K Tylor"Dick will make you slap somebody"