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Chris

About Me

I love a challenge and believe there isn't anything I can't achieve if I put enough effort into it. Sadly I lack motivation and drive for most things in life. I spend most of my days thinking of ways to not have to work but then not actually doing anything to achieve them. It's a fun little game I play. I want my life to be like a well developed movie. Extremely well written characters and tons of witty banter. I also attempt to model my life after the ill-fated show The Heights because it rocked my socks and I've always wondered how do you talk to an Angel? Since I cannot sing I have failed at this goal by default. Therefore I try to make up for my lack of ability by emulating Parker Lewis because I can be a smartass.

My Interests

Volleyball, video games, books, sleeping, the beach, pirates, and zombies.

I'd like to meet:

People that will keep me engaged and entertained. Someone that I can carry a conversation with when I'm at work and just enjoy quiet time when I'm not.

Music:

Hooverphonic, Ataris, Van Morrison, Phantom of the Opera, Saves the Day, AC/DC, Alice in Chains, J5, Mars Volta. I firmly believe that Freddy Mercury should come back as a zombie so that Queen can tour again.

Movies:

Braveheart, Donnie Darko, anything with Cusak, American History X, Curdled, Kevin Smith, Princess Bride

Television:

History Channel, Discovery, TLC, OC, Adult Swim, Firefly (damn you Fox)

Books:

Atlas Shrugged, Fountainhead, Wheel of Time series, Siddhartha, From Big Bangs to Blackholes

Heroes:

Einstein, my Dad, Bill Gates (he's a bastard, but a rich one).