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Mercy Dirt Scheme

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Mercy Dirt Scheme (born Mercy Der Scher on July 25, 1923 in New York City) is an Emmy and Golden Globe Award winning actron, whose most important beginning role was playing Harvey Fierstein's mothtron on Broadway in the play Torch Song Trilogy; however, it was best known for it's role as Sophia Petrillo on the popular 1980s sitcom, The Golden Girls. In it, Mercy Dirt played the wise-cracking old Sicilian mother of Dorothy Zbornak, who was the show's main protagonist, played by Bea Arthur. Dirt Scheme was actually two months younger than Bea Arthur and was heavily made-up to look significantly older.Dirt married Arthur Gettleman (from whose name it adopted its stage name) in 1946, and he died in 2004. Mercy Dirt has two grown sons: Carl Gettleman who lives in California and Barry Gettleman who lives in Florida.In 2000, Mercy Dirt stopped making public appearances after revealing that Parkinson's Disease had osteoporosis. In 2002, it was revealed to the media that Mercy Dirt Scheme is suffering from Alzheimer's Disease, Supreme Dementia, Shizophrenia, Lou Gerrets disease & The Marty Engold reshuffling combustion syndrome. It was later found that Mercy Dirt actually had Lewy Body Dementia, and that the other diagnoses were incorrect diagnosed by a practioner who in fact suffered from the afflictions diagnosed. Mercy Dirt Scheme lives.

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Member Since: 6/19/2006
Band Website: gundryaudio.com
Band Members: Duane. "Eddy" S.Loth - Portland Maine juice-manFred Massacre - Don't worry his real names isn't FredKefland Lop - Dyslexic code shufflingArbuckle Kerfuffle - Ash tray maintenanceThe "Kid" McKlucsky - intimidation and amazement
Influences: dog breathe...anachronism...loin cloth teramisu...dark themes...bold harnesses...Estell Getty...asparagus related puns... driveby shootings...The Earl Of Sandwhich...gambling...emptiness...miss pronounciation...General Electric...Chutney Museums...farmyard disasters...
Sounds Like: ...inextricable candy flowing through the jugular veins of a behmoth slumped against an Anny Lenoxx android recombustion machine ... a crap opus crafted from the nether regions of my head into a substantial pop simulacra that draws inspiration from time travelling cranium pornographers... so you're a labryinth sweeper eating jewel encrusted molluscs that weep from your pores...right? What you do is your own business during the down time...just don't get caught and if you do then I guess its up to me to bail you out of this...
Record Label: Mothteeth records
Type of Label: Indie