HI EVERYONE, IT’S ME MATT! YEAH, I’M NOT DEAD - COOL HUH? I’M NOT REALLY ON MYSPACE THAT MUCH ANYMORE - I GOT SICK OF WAITING TO DO MY SHOW SO NOW I’M JUST DOING IT AND FUCK MYSPACE! I THINK FACEBOOK FUCKIN’ SUCKS BUT . . . WHAT’RE GONNA DO?
DON’T WORRY I’LL BE BACK WHEN THE EPISODES START COMING OUT. WE ARE SERIOUSLY LOOKING FOR EDITORS, YOUNG ACTRESSES, A FEW INDIANS, AT LEAST ONE FAG, AND ANY ASSORTED GENERAL WEIRDOS. ALSO VOLUNTEERS ETC. TO ASSIST WITH SHOOTING. PLEASE LEAVE US A MESSAGE AS WE WILL STILL CHECK THIS ACCOUNT ONCE A WEEK!
We’re all about the music. And our music is shit. Explains quite a lot really.
It’s um . . . .
REALITY! at the COMPOUND!!!
Were sort of making a TV show about this band that sucks, it was about these real pretentious wankers in this band and they’re pretty much losers, but they pretend to be cool - like on the internet and stuff. It’s kind of like a comedy with like shock factor, and a message. yeah.
But yeah, don’t buy our CD or our T shirt or txt in your vote for us to play on the fucking local stage. Not just because we suck and we’re pretty much about to split up . . . but um - just add us, because . . . it’ll be funny. Trust me. It will.
ALSO, IN CASE YOU DIDN’T KNOW, MATT IS ONE OF NZ’s FOREMOST MYSPACE EXPERTS. IT’S TRUE. WELL HE HAD TO MAKE MONEY SOMEHOW, HOW DO YOU THINK HE AFFORDS TO SIT AROUND ON THE INTERNET ALL DAY BEING A SLEAZY ARROGANT FUCKWIT?
REALITY COMPOUND IS ALSO THE LEADING SUPPLIER OF SYNTHESIZED TIGER PENIS PRODUCTS IN AUSTRALASIA. PLEASE BE AWARE THAT TIGERS ARE A PROTECTED SPECIES AND NATURAL TIGER BY PRODUCTS ARE ILLEGAL TO BUY AND SELL ON THE OPEN MARKET.
RECOVERED FOOTAGE FROM "SHORT CIRCUIT TV" WEB PILOT.
Check full clips at our producers youtube
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AWWW! REALITY COMPOUNDS VERY FIRST VIDEO BACK IN ’04
We were called SOS back then. Style over substance. Remember back when Garage Rock was cool. Har Har.
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RC Group sssh!
SUPERSIZE MY REALITY: THE STORY OF THE COMPOUND
ALRIGHT!!! When avant garde performance artists and Electrotrash iconoclasts Style Over Substance finally got their very own profile on Myspace, having to bunk up with Shoegazing The Further left them less than impressed:
"We sing about a future where we all have micro chips in our brains. These soppy radges are still bleating on about some bird who upped sticks on them three years ago."
That’s when the boys discovered the myspace of Reality TV star, Drummer and celebrity SCOTTY ROCKER who said "I’m a poser? No shit." And from then were inspired to embrace the fakecore emo scene, dressing like personality deficient, brain dead 15 year old scenewhores who’d do anything . . . JUST TO MAKE FRIENDS.
All RC acts are managed and overseen by scurrilous DJ/Producer/writer Romantech who says "Who gives a fuck if it’s a joke? I need to be getting my boys some gigs. My people ain’t eatin’. Y’all gotta break me off a lil’ summin’ summin’."
KEEPING IT FAKEXCORE
Life may have made you bitter, ugly, stupid, humourless, poor etc. but thats no excuse not to make an effort to get people to like you. Don’t worry, no one wants to know the real you. Just pretend there isn’t one, you’ll be fine. Always act like you know. Don’t pretend you know, just act like it. When in doubt just say, "I know". Trust me on this.
What if someone asks you a question? Again, just say "I know" as if the answer to that question is so obvious, it has no meaning. For example:
Matt’s Mum: "When are you going to tidy your room?"
Matt: "I know, mum."
IMPORTANT!!! REMEMBER to watch and learn from Scotty!!! -
"I’m a poser? No shit."
- People don’t look in photos how they look in real life. Make sure you look better in your photos than you do in real life, not worse!
"I used to like eating lots of pies but i ended up getting fat so i went on a diet and became super cut and super good looking."
- Be cut and good looking. Don’t be fat and gross.
"i have an SUPER amazing girlfriend in the whole wide world!!"
- Have a hot gf/bf. Make sure they are not ugly or fat.
"Your[sic] not even worthy of an infomercial. You also try too hard to attract attention to yourself so your[sic] the LAST thing television needs."
- People who try to attract attention to themselves will NEVER make it to Celebrity Treasure Island.
"i promise you next time i see you its not going to be good. You have fucked me of[sic] to[sic] many times. take my picture off your site."
- Don’t put Scotty’s picture on your page. He will tell Tom on you, and get his friend George to beat you up.
RC MSN: [email protected]
Just don’t ask me dumb questions. Yes. I was that guy who got thrown in the bin in Sione’s wedding. Yes, its the highlight of my career so allow me the dignity to act as if people care.
RC Group sssh! LIKE ANYONE GIVES A FUCK ABOUT OUR GROUP ANYWAY! FAKE FRIENDS! YES, YOU! Not joining our group. I’d joing your group to make you look popular. Hmmph.
If you want to be in my top thingee without having significant local, international or historical significance on the scene you’ll ahm - have to be on our msn before im wading through hundreds of pages of our friends - so it doesn’t mean last night wasn’t special okay?
THIS PROFILE WAS EDITED BY MATT. BECAUSE MATT IS ALREADY COOL AND DOESNT NEED A FUCKING TACKY EDITOR TO BE BETTER THAN YOU BECAUSE WELL, HE ALREADY IS.
