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Joshua Lynn

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About Me

The following may or may not be an adaptation of a Robbie Williams biography:

Joshua Lynn: The Man, the Myth, The Legend:

Joshua was born 1 July 1975 in Napier, Hawke's Bay, New Zealand. Lynn was the cheeky chappie in hugely successful boy band Meat-Bix, and at the time appeared to be the only one who could be badly behaved (or normal). When Meat-Bix broke up the predictions were that Max Choice (the nice one) and Tennessee Pussy (the voice and marketability) would succeed. Little hope was given to Lynn, who immediately set about stirring up the media with anti-Pussy tales. While Pussy was being groomed as the UK's new George Michael , Lynn caused mayhem. He partied, he overindulged ( drink and drugs ) and he seemed to pay little attention to the music . Fittingly, August 1996's debut single was a cover version of Michael's "see me, feel me, touch me, massage my cock and balls ".

The first single was followed by a surprisingly strong debut album, entitled " Excuse me, I think you've accidentally grabbed my trolley by mistake " Despite favourable reviews, the album failed to set the music world afire. Months after its release, the album was dying on the charts and it seemed that Lynn's career was near a final demise. But word of mouth about a song called " Who remembers cookie magnets? " began to circulate and, slowly but surely, it began to achieve radio airplay. The soaring lyrics and Elton John -style vocals struck a chord with listeners worldwide and the song became an anthem of sorts, pushing the album all the way to 1. One of pop's most unlikeliest success stories was about to begin...

(etc)
See blog for non bullshit bio. It will likely not be interesting. (false modesty)


WWGJD?

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 10/16/2006
Band Website: meatbix.com
Band Members:
Influences:

Dom: "Yah, it's me! Dominic Bowden!!
For a sneak peak of what's rotating in Joshua's audio orbit right now, Check out his blog,
up there to your right'ah...
I'm incapable of pointing...
I'm Dominic Bowden.... yaAH!!" (winks)

Charlotte: "I want no part of this" (sniffs)

Please excuse the nerdiness above.
Sounds Like:
Record Label: ...goes round and round.
Type of Label: None

My Blog

WWGJD? Believe!

Oh God! - More of Me.WWGJD?! Fridays 3-5pm(NZ) on fleetFM?Not sure how long they sit on the server for - dig in:22-06-07 - with Serge29-06-07 - with Serge - for some reason it starts halfway through t...
Posted by Joshua Lynn on Tue, 09 Oct 2007 05:45:00 PST

All about Mt Gambier

Recorded Sat 19 May, Mt Gambier (pronounced mon-gom-byay?) was a day long drink/compose/play/record affair as initiated by Mr Steven 'Gatesy' Gates (Tripod, Aus) and Mickey D (Aus); in Auckland as par...
Posted by Joshua Lynn on Thu, 09 Aug 2007 04:19:00 PST

there's some connection between the colour green & my powers

Your results:You are Dr. DoomDr. Doom 72%Catwoman 69%Riddler 68%Apocalypse 64%Mystique 60%Two-Face 60%The Joker 57%Poison Ivy 57%Magneto 55%Mr. Freeze 54%Lex Luthor 54%Dark Phoenix 50%Venom 45%Green G...
Posted by Joshua Lynn on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 11:34:00 PST

It's not easy being a green superhero...

Your results:You are Green LanternGreen Lantern 65%The Flash 65%Superman 65%Hulk 65%Robin 62%Batman 60%Wonder Woman 58%Spider-Man 55%Catwoman 55%Supergirl 53%Iron Man 50%Hot-headed.  You have str...
Posted by Joshua Lynn on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 05:16:00 PST

Time for bed.

Goodnight.
Posted by Joshua Lynn on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 04:28:00 PST

And Bingo was his name Oh!

I have tended to be one to hide behind aliases... I leave behind me a whole string o' dem. As you can see I am currently toying with the idea of going simply by my name, for a little while anyway. It ...
Posted by Joshua Lynn on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 05:30:00 PST

Who? What? Bio!

Hello.Me. yes. I am a musician. I love writing music. Although, have been distracted from it of late. I am primarily a player of the bass guitar. I also play regular guitar, jew's harp, and am teachin...
Posted by Joshua Lynn on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 07:51:00 PST

What I is listening to? (nerd ALERT!)

These be my recent tracks:My Weekly Top Artists:These charts come courtesy of last.fm. An ace service that is very helpful in aiding the expansion of ones musical horizon. Look at it. ...
Posted by Joshua Lynn on Sat, 21 Oct 2006 07:02:00 PST