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Anyone who has time for a drink, and a rant. The guy who puts the bits of wood into my packets of tobacco. The person who blocks the intersection on front of me. The last person on Earth. My true self. Your bad self.

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Hail to The Chief

There have been few occasions that Ive set an alarm for 5am to see a televised event. The 1991 FA cup final sticks in my memory, my home team Nottingham Forest losing to Spurs thanks to a Des Walker ...
Posted by on Thu, 11 Dec 2008 01:19:00 GMT

MUSINGS ON THE CUSP OF THE AGE OF JESUS

Its the eve of my 33rd Birthday, and I cant get too worked up about it. Im still trying to get my head around the last month or so. History was made, and I witnessed it live, via satellite. Barack ...
Posted by on Tue, 18 Nov 2008 00:52:00 GMT

Chain Blogging - Smoking Redux

Following up on my earlier blog entry (On Winter, below) about the rights of smokers to ashtray access,  two recent trans Tasman trips have revealed a simple truth;  as in so many areas, in ...
Posted by on Tue, 21 Oct 2008 13:16:00 GMT

Mixed Blessings

Alright, I hesitated to post this, on the offchance that I may ever work in television again, ever. But. I hate the Millen Baird Show. There. That sounds harsh. Perhaps I should be a little more sp...
Posted by on Fri, 19 Sep 2008 11:23:00 GMT

A Modest Proposal On Keeping Everyone Happy

With all the kerfuffle over the recent police raids, and the threatened use of anti-terrorism laws, it seems to me that a whole lot of different groups may just be a little peeved; either at how such ...
Posted by on Mon, 29 Oct 2007 18:16:00 GMT

Urban Subversion Part Two

URBAN SUBVERSION. A GUIDE TO CONTEMPORY STAND UP COMEDYPART TWO  SELLING OUT WITH STYLEIn the first part of this series, I outlined just a few of the edgier comics working on the scene today. Howeve...
Posted by on Sun, 14 Oct 2007 23:28:00 GMT

Urban Subversion Part One

The following is part one of a series of articles originally written for www.getfrank.co.nz, and reproduced with permission. Video content may offend, viewer discretion is advised.     URBA...
Posted by on Sat, 22 Sep 2007 18:34:00 GMT

Face F2K

Facelift. It's been a running gag for years, but I have to admit now, in full disclosure, I had never watched it. Until tonight Just now. It just ended. And I saw it. I feel like I've been raped. Th...
Posted by on Mon, 03 Sep 2007 03:39:00 GMT

The Joys Of Dressing Down and Staying Home

Each week, members of the NZ Comedy Guild will be posting blogs at www.getfrank.co.nz Go there and read them all, and my own contributions will be reprinted here. Like the following:   The Joys O...
Posted by on Mon, 27 Aug 2007 19:08:00 GMT

The Return Of The C-Word

(Originally written for www.getfrank.co.nz) I hope by the time this is printed that I'm around to read it. After years of priding ourselves on our support of free speech, it seems that ..:namespace pr...
Posted by on Tue, 07 Aug 2007 18:52:00 GMT