Wherever should I start? I am nine feet tall and I weigh 479 pounds. I have hands as big as your head and a head as big as your tits! I am stinky and the hair you see is not really hair but a protective layer of mold.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: PsychoRudo
Birthday: 10-31-79
Birthplace: Womb
Current Location: Out and about
Eye Color: Blue and green
Hair Color: Loreal
Height: At the height of my professional I earned a dime at a time
Right Handed or Left Handed: Leff
Your Heritage: I am the bastard child of a hermaphrodite
The Shoes You Wore Today: Hurt my footsies
Your Weakness: Skinny catholics
Your Fears: Pinto bean shortage
Your Perfect Pizza: Gumballs, monkey fur and yeast
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: DVDA
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Jam it harder!
Thoughts First Waking Up: My gloves are to small
Your Best Physical Feature: The left most portion of the toenail on my third from the right toe on my right foot
Your Bedtime: Are you feeling frisky?
Your Most Missed Memory: I can't remember
Pepsi or Coke: Smack
MacDonalds or Burger King: Whoever has the highest pubic hair content
Single or Group Dates: Large groups of mammals tend to flock together
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Herbal Urine Water
Chocolate or Vanilla: Left is Chocolate, Right is Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee. It feels more like hot wax than Cappuccino
Do you Smoke: Only after filming soft drink commercials
Do you Swear: Solomnly
Do you Sing: I Hum baby, I hum
Do you Shower Daily: Pu-leeze! Do you think I got this fragrance from soap?
Have you Been in Love: The poodle chews it
Do you want to go to College: Are the rates better there?
Do you want to get Married: I quite fancy the druggist
Do you belive in yourself: No but Jesus does
Do you get Motion Sickness: I learned long ago that a mattress was a woman worst enemy. It's bed of nails for me!
Do you think you are Attractive: I already said yes in my description. "I am nine feet tall and I weigh 479 pounds. I have hands as big as your head and a head as big as your tits! I am stinky and the hair you see is not really hair but a protective layer of mold."
Are you a Health Freak: Apples hurt coming out. It's an exit only Mary Hartman
Do you get along with your Parents: Enough so that I regulary wipe the tears from my mothers eye.
Do you like Thunderstorms: I didn't think this would be getting this personal
Do you play an Instrument: I decline to answer for fear it might incriminate me.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: I decline to answer for fear it might incriminate me.
In the past month have you Smoked: I decline to answer for fear it might incriminate me.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: I decline to answer for fear it might incriminate me.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Uh only every 10 minnutes. Though there was the time when I was hosting the critters and they had to bench me
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes, I have always had a history of seizures
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: A month total or at least one
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Sexist!
In the past month have you been on Stage: The world is my oyster
In the past month have you been Dumped: I won an award at rate my poop last week
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Sorry New Orleans!
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Your time
Ever been Drunk: Not since birth
Ever been called a Tease: Never. You can always count on Captain Rudo Chaos
Ever been Beaten up: Daddy didn't mean it. I should have just swallowed
Ever Shoplifted: I'm strong, but not that strong
How do you want to Die: Rotting from the inside out
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I want to work at Ralph's supermarket on Fairfax. You know, the one next to Oliver's Shrimphouse
What country would you most like to Visit: Whenever I had to visit the backroom at church I felt like I was in a different country. They all treated me so well!
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Patch
Favourite Hair Color: Greyish green
Short or Long Hair: Spotty
Height: I like midgets because they can use their legs
Weight: .....
Best Clothing Style: ..... I'm still waiting
Number of Drugs I have taken: To infinty and beyond!
Number of CDs I own: Let's see, there is Jasmine, and Star, and Frankie, and George oh no sorry that's Georgina (he just got his first wig!)
Number of Piercings: How can you people do that to those poor eels?
Number of Tattoos: My number of tattoos is equal to the number of sides in a circle
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Nothing. Well there was that one episode in the sandbox with the sewer rat and baby rattle!
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