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image hosting site - GENERATE YOUR OWN WORLDMAP NOW! My full name is Michael Paul Patterson. Patterson is my stepfathers name. I've never cared for it and I never wanted it to be my name. I was overruled as a child by my mother and pseudo namesake. So I'm in the process of changing it. I'm taking my Grandmothers name Fernandez. I'm living in Bloomington,Minnesota. As of DEC-2 it says Mantova as my state on this account. Don't know why. I don't even know what or where Mantova is. Before moving to Minnesota,I spent the last four years in the eastern part of Pennsylvania. I'm currently training with former UFC Middleweight champion Dave Menne,at his gym in Osseo,MN. I'm having a great time and learning something new everyday it seems. Dave is a beast on the mat. I'm a fairly active person. Some years ago I took a shot at pro wrestling. I had a nice little "career" in the midwest wrestling as "Mike Sharona". Mostly in the St.Louis area for Gateway Championship Wrestling. It was fun while it lasted. I just needed more. That's why MMA has been such a great release for me. I did meet some life long friends wrestling though. My brother was my first friend on my account. He is the picture that reads Clayton. He could beat me up as kids,but I would totally destroy him now. LITTLE BITCH! Anyway,that's all for now I guess. Which B-Movie Badass Are You?
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Free the Jena 6???

I didn't want to write this blog at first. But, I couldn't help myself. So, here it goes. The "Jena 6" are six students from a high school in Louisiana called, well...Jena High School! These students ...
Posted by Michael on Mon, 24 Sep 2007 06:31:00 PST

What the fuck ever dude.

So, it's Saturday July 21st. I'm at home minding my own business flipping channels between sets of decline crunches with my 20lb medicine ball. O.K. Ya got me. it was 15 lbs. Anyway, I come acros...
Posted by Michael on Sun, 22 Jul 2007 06:35:00 PST

Did he really just say that?

So Don Imus called the Rutgers "ladies" basketball team "nappy headed hoes". I think we can all admit that was wrong. What's more wrong? To think that way, or to actually say that? Either way, he fuck...
Posted by Michael on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 04:04:00 PST

Slutty is the new sexy!!!

So, I'm watching television this morning to see what kind of weather I can be expecting in the greater Bloomington area for the rest of the week. It's actually going to warm up next week, reachin...
Posted by Michael on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 08:55:00 PST

Over/Under on Britney...28 years?

It's a real fucking shame that having kids isn't enough to slow this bitch down. It hasn't even opened her eyes. If anything, she is in worse shape than before her kids popped out....
Posted by Michael on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 08:41:00 PST

Barack v Hillary

Hillary Rodham finally made her intentions to run for President official. And, for the sake of all mankind...She must not win! The real winner is Illinois Senator Barack Obama. The man exudes an ...
Posted by Michael on Sat, 20 Jan 2007 11:41:00 PST

50 Million Elvis fans can be wrong!

So, I'm in the kitchen cooking my predinner dinner. I can see the t.v. from my kitchen, but for this commercial all I needed was to hear it. It was an "abdoer" commercial. One of those thing...
Posted by Michael on Sat, 20 Jan 2007 05:18:00 PST

Female Sportscasters

I guess I'm pretty sexist. But,only about things I'm really passionate about. One thing I don't want to hear when I'm watching sports is some woman chime in with her opinion. Which is probably he...
Posted by Michael on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 06:47:00 PST

Beyonce's new song.

First off I gotta say, this is not my type of music. I'm not in line waiting for it to come out. I only know about it because I was flipping the channels around,and saw the video. The song is nam...
Posted by Michael on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 09:56:00 PST

My review of the movie Superman Returns

Here is my take on the movie Superman Returns, starring newbie Brandon Routh  as newspaper reporter and  sassy man-about-town Clark Kent as well as the man of steel himself. Keep in mind I w...
Posted by Michael on Sun, 03 Dec 2006 02:43:00 PST