Struggle For Existence, Pro-Wrestling, Beef Jerky, SSK
All the important people are either here right now or will be here shortly. Keep in mind, that doesn't include you.
Metallica, Black Label Society, Ozzy, -itis, Devon Townsend/SYL, Struggle for Existence, Slipknot, Killswitch Engage...pretty much anything you can head-bang to. Oh yeah, and Jimmy Buffett, my dad says if it wasn't for him, I wouldn't be here...
Kevin Smith can do no wrong. Quentin Terentino too...
Family Guy, Ninja Warrior, Attack of the Show, John Stewert and the Colbert Report, Clerks the Series, etc...
Being An Asshole for Dummies
Myself, K.C. Kerrington, Cameron Cage, Curt Henning, Freddie Blassie, The Million Dollar Man, Chris Jericho and your grandmother, for giving birth to your mother, so I could bang her.