Review in Maxim (um Rock n Roll) |
Hey folk. I'm reporting from sunny Halifax Nova Scotia, where the beer comes in 64 ounce novelty bottles and the sea, she is briny. I strode past a newsstand and found the latest issue of this hot new...
Posted by Wantmonster on Sat, 12 Jul 2008 04:29:00 PST |
Directions to release party |
It's time for another one of my hilarious fun filled blogs! The common house:Once you cross the orange bridge leaving town and you're on the highway, keep following said highway. Turn onto Heddle, whi...
Posted by Wantmonster on Thu, 24 Apr 2008 03:20:00 PST |
Spending money- the Wantmonster way! |
Lately we’ve been getting asked how you, the average Joes and Janes of our ever changing world, can get your hands on Wantmonster brand novelty goods. We’ve asked renowned sales guru Ron P...
Posted by Wantmonster on Mon, 07 Apr 2008 01:37:00 PST |
The elevation’s about six feet. |
Thanks a bunch to all the fine folks who made our shows this weekend in Winfield, Kamloops, and K’nousakous, Saskatchewan (worth the 22 hour drive!) such a beaming success. Our 7 inch record is ...
Posted by Wantmonster on Mon, 24 Mar 2008 04:00:00 PST |
Wantmonster Makes All The Critics’ Top Ten Lists (At Least The Stupid Novelty Ones) |
That's right, I am confused to announce that I (under a previously acquired pseudonym that I currently abhor) have barely squeezed in at number 10 on the prestigious Top Ten Musical Moustaches of 2007...
Posted by Wantmonster on Thu, 03 Jan 2008 04:00:00 PST |
When The Monster Comes A-Wanting |
How's it going? How's you're aunt doing? You're eating plenty of fiber right? Say, how was your trip? You didn't get mono did you? And when are you going to quit screwing around, find a nice partner, ...
Posted by Wantmonster on Thu, 13 Dec 2007 02:17:00 PST |
And thus concludes the legend of medallions three... |
Here's the surprisingly tepid conclusion of our alcohol fueled battering rampage through BC and Alberta...Creston: Frigid air and lack of playing surface rendered this show a no-go. Oops.Nelson: Ethan...
Posted by Wantmonster on Thu, 27 Sep 2007 01:26:00 PST |
And thus began the legend of medallions three... |
We're now halfway through our tour, having come back to Nelson last night from Lethbridge. We're getting along swimmingly with our mates in Jones Bones (except for that fucking asshole Chad). The show...
Posted by Wantmonster on Wed, 19 Sep 2007 02:43:00 PST |
T Shirt Blog Number Sevenity Eleventeen In The Key of Tiger Style |
So I was instructed to create some new shirts before our upcoming tour with Jibbity Bizzle Mchizzle shizzy. Thats Jones Bones to all you squares. As I couldnt come up with anything decent I asked a fr...
Posted by Wantmonster on Wed, 29 Aug 2007 08:06:00 PST |
Tour next month, plus the new album! (by SGM is pretty good!) |
My brain is melted and blog be hard to type thing. Stupid penchant for disposing of brain cells like they're confetti*. My apologies to the staff at Max & Irma's kitchen. We shall be "announcing"** ou...
Posted by Wantmonster on Sat, 18 Aug 2007 03:20:00 PST |
