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Hornswoggled

About Me

Hornswoggled is a fanzine produced by me, Mr. Chip Shetfield of Cedar St. The first issue was "published" in January 2007, and had interviews with Gogol Bordello and DOA. A small amount of copies were distributed at gigs and given to people who I assumed wouldn't give me any constructive criticism. All the copies have presumably and rightfully disappeared. The second issue was finished in August of the 07, with interviews with Fuck the Facts and BA Johnston. Those are gone but not forgotten. Well, probably forgotten in a grander sense. Issue #3 was done up in May 2008 with interviews with Mass Grave and Tugnut, as well as, for the first time ever, some non-music related content. I got a few of those left. Issue #4 is the newbie, with interviews with Invasives, Ford Pier, Just Say No Records and other assorted drivel. If you want to get your very own copy of what has been called "The single greatest thing to happen to fanzines since the dawn of their inception" (-Hornswoggled), message me regarding trades or postage. Or, since I'm a lazy neurotic who would far rather watch Mythbusters and eat edamame than deal with the post office, simply visit the Just Say No! Records and Distro page in my top friends, where they stock Hornswoggled along with some real zines, as well as records from single word named bands with illegible logos.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

The inventor of the Gravitron.

My Blog

Invasives interview...

Whilst looking through the latest issue, I realized a glaring mistake. The Invasives interview doesn't say anywhere who it is that I'm interviewing. That honour goes to the formidable Sir Byron Slack,...
Posted by on Mon, 26 Jan 2009 19:41:00 GMT

Back and 4th

I'm finally done assembling issue 4, which will be printed tomorrow afternoon in time to send out to our massive subscription list. The material is even older than the norm, as I finished writing ever...
Posted by on Wed, 21 Jan 2009 16:13:00 GMT

Issue 3 finished

The latest issue of Hornswoggled is finally done. It's got interviews with Mass Grave (Vancouver) and the sadly defunct Tugnut, as well as the usual assortment of grammatical errors and masturbatory r...
Posted by on Fri, 09 May 2008 12:19:00 GMT

Third times a charm/ Top ten of 2007?

I have begun "progress" on issue 3, seeing as most copies of the first two are gone. Due to a lack of shows in the area, the interviews are impersonal electronic interviews that fail to truly grasp th...
Posted by on Sat, 09 Feb 2008 14:48:00 GMT

Issue 2 out

I probably forgot to mention that issue two has been out for a week or so. Get yer (see, I can say "yer" like every other zinester) copy by messaging me, e-mailing me at [email protected],...
Posted by on Tue, 04 Sep 2007 15:51:00 GMT

Startin the number 2 (insert scatological humour here)

Yes, what with the massive success of Hornswoggled #1, which has sold in excess of 2 copies and has been nominated for a Zenie Award (in the 'Best Zine Written By A Bearded Gentleman While Eating Cabb...
Posted by on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 23:12:00 GMT

Hornswoggled Numburr one

Well the first issue of Nelson's latest waste of paper, Hornswoggled, will be printed at the end of the week. A slender 18 pages featuring music reviews, pointless filler, and interviews with Joey Shi...
Posted by on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 23:36:00 GMT