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About Me

I yell for Jones Bones, and sometimes write with a pen. Mostly typing though. Any bands that want a review, get in touch, and I'll see what I can do. I write for The Skinny Magazine and Absolute Underground. Both make great deuce dropping reading material.

I had some of my insides chopped out midway through 08, and the comeback trail has led me to focus on my writing along with doing my best not to take life for granted. It's tough though, there's so many distractions out there. I have finished my first novel, which will never see the light of day, but the 2nd is coming along nicely and it's going to be wild to say the least.

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My Blog

cuatro veinte diez

For my hundredth blog I decided to drop some Jones Bones lyrics.The homeless are dying and screaming,The crackheads are stabbing and bleedingThe police won't help them out now,They just want to kill t...
Posted by on Wed, 20 May 2009 04:31:00 GMT

Agent Orange

The Skinny Magazine used my Agent Orange show review on their cover. Yes, it may be a thin cover, but then again, I'm a thin writer. It was coupled with some hot pics from the lovely and talented Turf...
Posted by on Fri, 13 Mar 2009 23:09:00 GMT

Excerpt from my upcoming novel!

So I found myself between deadlines for The Skinny Magazine and Absolute Underground and have been once again focusing on my novel. I think I am less than ten thousand words away from completing i...
Posted by on Thu, 19 Feb 2009 17:17:00 GMT

Golers, Life Against Death, Last Plague & Chosen SHOW REVIEW.

Here is my show review that was featured in the latest issue of The Skinny Magazine. This version is funnier. Golers, Life Against Death, Last Plague, ChosenThe Cobalt, Fri Jan. 16thBy: Denis MaileIt ...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Feb 2009 21:37:00 GMT

A.N.S.

I saw this band from Texas last week @ The Sweatshop and they were hot shit. Their singer would bust out the craziest jumping splits I've seen since David Lee Roth used to try to split his spandex jum...
Posted by on Thu, 29 Jan 2009 17:01:00 GMT

The Jolts unreview.

Haha, I submitted this to the Skinny Magazine and basically...what was I thinking? Of course their not going to run this. I suppose it was worth a try. I even got a quote and shit. Ahh well fuck it, I...
Posted by on Sun, 18 Jan 2009 23:36:00 GMT

Top Ten

I always bust out a top ten albums of the year, every year, and this year shall be no different from the last year that yearly yeared us all. Top Ten Albums of 081.The Bronx - III 2.Man Man - Rabbit...
Posted by on Sun, 11 Jan 2009 12:16:00 GMT

Mr. Awesome

MR. AWESOME  Ghost Songs Independent denis maile This is a CD of 13 tracks featuring one man and his guitar, simple as that. He is drunk by song three and that surprised me. Not the fact that he...
Posted by on Fri, 09 Jan 2009 04:09:00 GMT

Mansion Records interview.

Mansion Records  The house that punk builtBy: Denis MaileMansion Records is a relatively new label based out of the mansion in Langley. And here I was thinking there wasnt any mansions in Langley, b...
Posted by on Mon, 29 Dec 2008 21:19:00 GMT

Raised By Apes

The latest issue of The Skinny Magazine (on the streets tomorrow!) will feature my gig review for Raised By Apes, Cambridge, Slush and The Remedials! So for now you can read my Raised By Apes CD revie...
Posted by on Tue, 16 Dec 2008 23:07:00 GMT