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About Me

how dost one describeth one's self upon electronic parchment? well, dork comes to mind, as does geek, dweeb, and mi favorito; NERD! yup, white 'n' nerdy, that's me! lovin' it too. i love star wars and food and those who know the difference between "dilapidated" and "dilapitated"- which isn't really a word, but boy does it get used a lot! things like that are fun, and i feel a kinship with those who also pay meticulous attention to minutiae. it's a hobby. feed me. love me. water me. watch me grow. i'm like a chia pet; no, more like a sea monkey i guess. but i'm not in the sea, which is okay, because neither are the sea monkeys themselves. weird.

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My Interests

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I'd like to meet:

yer mom.

Music:

aerosmith, days of the new, sound garden, mozart, holst and beethoven; i love classic rock like zz top, skynard and led zeppelin. queens of the stone age, the killers, the white stripes, audioslave- chris cornell rules! the vocal stylings of chet baker, harry connick jr and old blue eyes. kenny wayne sheppard, bb king and stevie ray vaughn... the list goes on and on and on... um, i'm loving muse, radio on the t.v., polyphonic spree, etc.

Movies:

let's not be stupid here. okay, star wars (DUH!), basically any classic christmas movie 'cause i'm a total junkie. the emperor's new groove- probably disney's greatest accomplishment. tim burton is amazing. boondock saints and that whole genre, lots of sci-fi/fantasy films. the princess bride, remember the titans, the muppet movies. anything with john cusack, harrison ford, robin williams, sean connery, helen hunt, natalie portman, ben stiller, bill murray, janine garofalo, etc...

Television:

i have heard of this device. tell me more of this television of which you speak.ah yes, television; the new hypnotherapy sponsored in part by your own government, and the capitalists who are crushing you beneath their heel.you could have just learned to read...

Books:

not just for decoration, and contrary to popular belief, their shape and structure are less than idyllic, aerodynamically speaking. e.g., books should not be thrown or hurled. instead, it is recommended they be examined in their natural state; the "open" position.

Heroes:

i hear it's a good show, but i've yet to catch an episode... probably 'cause i don't have a set of rabbit ears, let alone a cable box to watch TV. speaking of, i was at work, and the club upstairs was having "gay night." (?? do you have to be gay for the night to go?? why just for one night??) anyway, a whole bunch of the guys were wearing bunny ears on their heads. fuzzy white ones. i wondered if it was a cool new thing...

My Blog

"soccerball; it's the sport of the future"

no patents as yet, but i've invented something. oh yeah, i did it. me. that's right. like other great contributions of the past, i believed mine would be overlooked in it's day, and widely accepted on...
Posted by jedi master zach on Sat, 07 Jul 2007 07:37:00 PST

to chew or not to chew?

so i met jeanene garofalo the other day. see, i'm working at the silent movie theater this week, as she, henry rollins, and mark maron are doing a spoken word/comedy performance all week. (sold out- d...
Posted by jedi master zach on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 02:17:00 PST

"principles before personalities"...OR..."the exciting snipe hunt"

if you know what a snipe is, you'll understand the title. if you don't, too bad i guess. i'm frustrated, and feeling on the verge of judgement. i think i understand the idea, the philosophy of placing...
Posted by jedi master zach on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 08:33:00 PST

well fuck me, man...

just when i think i'm making headway, and figuring some shit out- i am. but not in the way i think. or expect. or want. or even like. at all... and so i say, FUCK ME! ever had the rug pulled out from ...
Posted by jedi master zach on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 10:01:00 PST

love in an elevator...or a hallway if it's all you got

yesterday was the day. yup, november 11th. i knew it was going to be a long one, but i didn't know what kind it would be. i was just gona hafta wait and see. tension. excitement. anticipatory perspira...
Posted by jedi master zach on Sun, 12 Nov 2006 12:39:00 PST

my gump style is strong

so i've been endeavoring to maintain an ever-healthier lifestyle. and that's wierd, because by definition, i'm maintaining a state of change. seems a bit like an oxymoron, but i think it can be worked...
Posted by jedi master zach on Fri, 13 Oct 2006 04:39:00 PST

on the subject of bear-cousins

i wanted to relate this adventure, as it was entertaing and informative.first, let me say that raccoons, while cute and fuzzy, represent a real and potent threat to humanity (individuals or small grou...
Posted by jedi master zach on Wed, 06 Sep 2006 07:56:00 PST

"stopping to smell the roses," or, "copping a buzz"

so i've taken to a morning ritual involving walking/jogging (pronounced YAW-ging; the j is silent) stretching, and a little yoga-ish activity. it's very centering (centre-ing, for tamber) and pretty c...
Posted by jedi master zach on Sat, 02 Sep 2006 01:27:00 PST

"blogging for the sake of blogging", or Pontificating at will"

i haven't blogged in a whilee, and thought it might be fun to get pedantic.i was wrong...
Posted by jedi master zach on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 01:28:00 PST

LA street cleaning- or- my cat, the amazing reindeer

so, as per my thursday night ritual, i arrive home and park my truck at the nearby mortuary instead of in the street. in its infinite 'wisdom', the government has decided that keeping the streets free...
Posted by jedi master zach on Fri, 23 Dec 2005 12:37:00 PST