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Doug

No more head for me - how sad.

About Me

I don't know about you, but I practice a disorganized religion. I belong to an unholy disorder. We call ourselves "Our Lady Of Perpetual Astonishment." - Kurt Vonnegut Jr.

My Interests









Quarter a point, $5 a game? Anyone? Anyone?

Oh, and I love rude T-Shirts.

And if you'd like to buy me a T-shirt, please click on the link below - pick out your gift and then mail it to me at PO Box 2750, Ventura, CA 93002
Buy Me a T-Shirt For My Birthday or Christmas or Just Cause You Think I Need a New One!!!

Check out my "Where's George?" page.

Learning to Love Texas Hold'em!!

Does the Loser remind you of anyone?

I really admire the art of Aidan Hughes. Check out the propaganda art of Brute! Click on either picture.

Movies:


I'm from Gryffindor!
Hogwart's Sorting Hat Quiz
made by The Genki Gang
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As Good As It Gets, Wild at Heart, Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead, Pay It Forward, Spiderman (1&2), Harry Potter (All 3), almost anything "James Bond" just as long as that jackass Timothy Dalton is no where to be found, The Shawshank Redemption, Phenomenon, Kill Bill Volumes 1 & 2, Bull Durham, For The Love Of The Game, Field Of Dreams, Heathers, Dogma, Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back, Pump Up The Volume, Say Anything!, Shakespeare in Love, Leaving Las Vegas, The Adventures of Baron Von Munchausen, American History X, City of Angels, The Basketball Diaries, Suicide Kings, True Romance, Better Off Dead, Big Fish, Eye of the Beholder, Angel Heart, Boxing Helena, The Horse Whisperer, Pirates of the Caribbean, Deceiver, The Four Rooms, Sleepless In Seattle, You've Got Mail, The Fisher King, White Squall, Dragonfly, Wyatt Earp, Tombstone, Message in a Bottle, The Burbs, The Green Mile, Ronin, Heat, Midnight Run, Goodwill Hunting, Less Than Zero, Blade Runner,
I'll work on filling in the pictures later.

Books:


A Goal List I'm Working Through (Board List First) - - -Some Favorite Authors & Books- - -Chuck Palahnuik Haunted Stranger Than Fiction Survivor Lullaby Fight Club Choke Invisible Monsters Diary - - -
Tom Robbins - - -
Neal Stephenson Snow Crash Cryptonomicon Zodiac - - -Jim Dodge Stone Junction Not Fade Away Fup - - -Christopher Moore The Stupidest Angel Lamb-The Gospel According To Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal Bloodsucking Fiends, A Love Story Island of the Sequined Love Nun Fluke The Lust Lizard of Melancholy Cove - - -Tom Clancy The Hunt for Red October Red Storm Rising Patriot Games The Cardinal of the Kremlin Clear and Present Danger The Sum of All Fears Without Remorse Debt of Honor Executive Orders Rainbow Six The Bear and the Dragon Red Rabbit Teeth of the Tiger - - - Sermon on the Mount (Emmot Fox), The Meaning of Service (Harry Emerson Fosdick), Illusions (Richard Bach) The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (Douglas Adams), The Myth of Sisyphus (Albert Camus), To A God Unknown (John Steinbeck), East of Eden (John Steinbeck), Crime and Punishment (Fyodor Dostoevsky), Quiet Days in Clichy (Henry Miller), The Count of Monte Cristo (Alexandre Dumas), Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll And Mr. Hyde (Robert Louis Stevenson), Fear And Loathing in Las Vegas (Hunter S. Thompson), The Neon Bible (John Kennedy Toole), A Confederacy Of Dunces (John Kennedy Toole), Lancelot (Walker Percy), The Movie Goer (Walker Percy), One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest (Ken Kesey), Midnight's Children (Salman Rushdie), The Postman Always Rings Twice (James M. Cain), Brave New World (Aldous Huxley), Slaughterhouse-Five (Kurt Vonnegut Jr.), Cat's Cradle (Kurt Vonnegut Jr.), Mother Night (Kurt Vonnegut Jr.), Farenheit 451 (Ray Bradbury), Me Talk Pretty One Day (David Sedaris)
Griffin & Sabine
An Extraordinary Correspondence

Heroes:

William Griffith Wilson
Doctor Robert Holbrook Smith

The Tick

My Blog

Kyle's Email From 7-12-06

So here's the email I (and others) got from Kyle.  It helps to explain the pictures below.  For those of you who don't know, he's on a six+ month trip through asia after teaching english in ...
Posted by Doug on Fri, 01 Sep 2006 01:46:00 PST

My Brother's New Tattoo

My younger brother, who has spent the last 3.5 years teaching english in Japan, just finished up this tattoo before he left to go wander through Asia for six months. Makes me realize how long it's be...
Posted by Doug on Fri, 01 Sep 2006 12:54:00 PST

New Holiday - March 20th

Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for your wife or girlfriend by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women find romantic.Secret...
Posted by Doug on Tue, 14 Feb 2006 01:37:00 PST

MySpace

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Posted by Doug on Sun, 05 Feb 2006 07:28:00 PST

Junkie

So I got this email the other day from my "Free" photobucket account."[email protected] to me" Dec 18 (2 days ago)Your Photobucket account ******** has exceeded 2000 Megabytes o...
Posted by Doug on Tue, 20 Dec 2005 09:16:00 PST

My Letter to Santa

Dear Satan Claus - Devourer of Children's Souls, This year, I have been a very manipulative little TV watcher. I have compulsively pillaged, and I have never helped my mommy's special friend with t...
Posted by Doug on Mon, 19 Dec 2005 08:25:00 PST

Time to get your own ubermueller button & extended network banner!!!

I know you've been waiting, patiently I'm sure. Not to worry, you too can now have your very own random ubermueller button or even an extended network ubermueller banner. Yes, I know. Your Holi...
Posted by Doug on Tue, 13 Dec 2005 11:22:00 PST

World Cribbage Championship of the World

So Darling Nikki has challenged me to the "World Cribbage Championship of the World" - with betting involved. Take your turn to VOTE for the winner."übermüéllérâ¢"VS.Darling NikkiThese are the s...
Posted by Doug on Mon, 05 Dec 2005 05:02:00 PST

Relocated Surveys

My life is rated NC-17.What is your life rated?______________________________________________________ ___I AmWhich tarot card are you?________________________________________________________ _. You scor...
Posted by Doug on Mon, 21 Nov 2005 09:28:00 PST

Harry's Nemesis Returns!!

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Posted by Doug on Thu, 17 Nov 2005 11:02:00 PST