I'd like to meet:
The leader of the pack.VROOOOM! VROOOOM!
Music:
Mostly just ABBA. But sometimes, Belle and Sebastian, the Smiths, Harry and the Potters, Simon and Garfunkle, New Pornographers, the Beatles, Gary Wilson, Beach Boys, Oingo Boingo, New Order, Bob Dylan, David Bowie, ESG, Jens Lekman, the Zombies, Blossom Dearie, The Clash, Kate Bush, Of Montreal, Danielson Famile, the Cars, Destroyer, Tilly and the Wall, Weezer, TMBG, Esquival, Joanna Newsom, Nancy Sinatra, Joy Division, Queen, Harry Nillson, Randy Newman, Talking Heads, The Jam, Shangri-Las, The Kinks, Bjork, XTC, Magnetic Fields, Pavement, Mates of State, Pulp, Velvet Underground, Low, Radiohead, the Shins, Yo La Tengo, Polysics, Tori Amos, Portishead, official soundtracks of major motion pictures (Newsies and Sister Act 2: Back in the Habit will do juuuuuust fiiiiiine)
Movies:
Annie Hall, Manhattan, Harold and Maude, a whole buncha weird random movies I can watch over and over again without explanation (see: Parent Trap, Bring it On, Clueless), classics of my youth (see: Troop Beverly Hills, Don't Tell Mom, the Babysitter's Dead, The Anne of Green Gables movies), classics of my father's youth (see: Shirley Temple, old musicals, Marx Brothers, Disney every and anything, my dad's kinda gay)
Television:
The Office, Battlestar Galactica, Veronica Mars, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel, Firefly, Lost, Arrested Development, Saved by the Bell, Dick Van Dyke, I Love Lucy, Green Acres, Rosanne, Full House, Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, Beverly Hills 90210, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Freaks and Geeks, Undeclared, Match Game, Star Trek (TOS and TNG duh), Stella, the Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle, Loony Tunes, Project Runway, Strangers with Candy, the Critic, Dog Bites Man, 30 Rock, Flight of the Conchords
Books:
The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier and Clay, Geek Love, Everything is Illuminated, Youth in Revolt, The World According to Garp, Mortified, sucker classics like 1984, Great Gatsby, Catcher in the Rye, the essays of David Sedaris, Sarah Vowell, David Rakoff, Chuck Kloasterman, comics by too many to mention but especially of Los Bros Hernandez and Brian K. Vaughn