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Alexis

I am here for Friends

About Me

Fabulous on an international scale.
Veronica's voice twin.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

People who make me laugh. Also Steve Guttenberg, Anthony Bourdain, Paul Moyer, Crispin Glover and friendly ghosts. MyGen Profile Generator

My Blog

The Amazing Race

Did anyone else's heart break when the old hippie beekeepers were the first ones eliminated from The Race? You could see the husband trying not to cry in the interview.  My mom said that they lo...
Posted by on Mon, 29 Sep 2008 11:58:00 GMT

Procrastination is the Mother of Blogging

I have a couple of apartment-related mysteries to solve.1) The Furniture Moving Caper: the people in 905 (directly below my place) are constantly scooting furniture around. Imagine a classroom break...
Posted by on Sun, 27 Apr 2008 17:52:00 GMT

Depressing Night

Friend calls and proposes that we go to The Roost. I agree, wait for her to call and tell me when to head over there. In the meantime, I engage in a phone conversation with my best friend in San Die...
Posted by on Sun, 02 Mar 2008 11:41:00 GMT

BCAM Party

Celebrity Sighting: Santino from Project Runway.Is he tall?yes.Best quote of the night:"The art was good, the tarts were magnificent"--Matt Peters, in reference to the seemingly unlimited supply of a...
Posted by on Wed, 13 Feb 2008 00:58:00 GMT

Alexis the Streetwalker

Scene from tonight:Leaving Barcade, 1:30 am. Cutting through laundromat parking lot (by myself). An SUV roars up to me, driver looks like that chef Rocco DiSpirito.Driver: Can I give you a ride som...
Posted by on Sat, 24 Nov 2007 03:42:00 GMT

Mystery Mail

I've been waiting desperately all day long for my father to open an oversized manila envelope he received in the mail today. The return address says "Jules Verne Adventures USA". What could it be......
Posted by on Tue, 20 Nov 2007 21:26:00 GMT

A million scary things.

I'm reading this book, Lunar Park by Bret Easton Ellis.  An excerpt from the introductory chapter:   "Regardless of how horrible the events described here might seem, there's one  thing...
Posted by on Mon, 12 Nov 2007 21:34:00 GMT

Diarrhea-Filled Butthole

Perfect "end" to a great last few days.1) Rain and wind on Friday night2) 3Clubs celebrating Melinda's birthday--- drinking with Alex--- Baby Got Back3) Rain on Saturday morning4) L-A-D-Y!!!5) Chaifa ...
Posted by on Sun, 23 Sep 2007 22:27:00 GMT

Jeopardy Look.

You know that satisfied, triumphant look you give people when you answer a question correctly? That is called a 'Jeopardy Look.' Coined in the mid 1980s, when I used to watch a lot of Jeopardy! with...
Posted by on Fri, 07 Sep 2007 14:24:00 GMT

Why I love my family.

My mom comes into my room and says, "a wedding just let out [from the church across the street] and they're the ugliest people. Come look!"I show my dad my blistered wart finger (long story) and he s...
Posted by on Sun, 15 Jul 2007 20:52:00 GMT