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e-tastique is the shit

a pile of shit has a thousand eyes

About Me

Candy Striper / Junior Leaguer / Bedpan Wiper / Convalescent Enema Essence

My Interests

cliches, lisps, fonts, dogs, faeries, magic, german, indonesian, linguistics, writing, repetition, scoping the lobe, gleaming the cube, womyn studies, vocal impressions, tap-dance, short stories, breakfast, lunch, dinner, tea

I'd like to meet:

Criss Angel Mindfreak

Music:

animal collective, danielson famile, pavement, pavement, pavement, old-ass REM, björk, mike patton, kate bush, rasputina, eminem, and weird al.

Movies:

If Michael Keaton's in it, sign me up.

Television:

The State, Northern Exposure, The Young Ones, Kids in the Hall, Reno 911, Almost Live

My Blog

"Respond Back"

I must hear the tautology "respond back" at least three times at work every day. Ugh!
Posted by e-tastique is the shit on Tue, 08 May 2007 02:18:00 PST

Don't Bring Your Baby to the Ballet

i mean, come on. that's just rude. am i right, people?
Posted by e-tastique is the shit on Sat, 25 Nov 2006 01:20:00 PST

The Best Thing I've Read.

If you haven't seen this, here is a deleted passage from the book i'm editing. Context: the couple has just finished performing the tango, and here the writer attempted to describe their finishing pos...
Posted by e-tastique is the shit on Fri, 24 Feb 2006 11:01:00 PST

Taking Chances at Twilight: An Invitation to Darkness

By Paula Swadgeheart     As the sun lowered like it always does, Manny Farthing dared to peek out from under his patchwork quilt and decided that nightfall was near enough to start his...
Posted by e-tastique is the shit on Sat, 08 Oct 2005 05:57:00 PST

Seventy-Seven Silver Dollars

By Tate Wall     "Remember those nights at Tres Ositos?" Grampa began, digging his boot into the dirt and tracing the shape of a gun into the ground, "or should I refresh your memory...
Posted by e-tastique is the shit on Sat, 08 Oct 2005 05:47:00 PST