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Jim

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

Well, I've acted like many things. But right now I'm slightly hungry and I'm stuck in the middle of a cornfield. I miss my girl. I miss my friends. I miss my motorcycle. And I miss warm weather. But soon I'll be spending less time in a cornfield and more time in glorious Chicago.

My Interests

Movies, fantasy role playing and game mastering, motorcycles, reading, fire (taken some time off and plan on getting back into it), working out (Hey, when you start getting thin, it becomes an interest), clothes (turning into a fashion whore or something), baking, and buying three of everything.

I'd like to meet:

People who are brave enough to explore life.

Music:

Give me the unusual, metal band doing a slow song - November Rain, songs with a build up - The Call Of Ktulu, songs about the unusual - Nick Cave, make me feel something, dammit!

Movies:

Fight Club, Matrix, Big Blue, Buckaroo Banzai, Blazing Saddles, The Ring, Heavy Metal, Ghost in the Shell, Akira, Bulworth, Harrison Bergeron

Television:

Babylon 5, 24, Twilight Zone, Soap, most of the things that I can buy on DVD because I refuse to watch commercials.

Books:

Speaker for the Dead, Armor, Angry Candy, Survivor, Atlas Shrugged, Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance, Deathbird Stories, Frankenstein, Memnoch the Devil, The Crow, Final Blackout, Dune, Eon, Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, The 97th Step, Stranger in a Strange Land, Starship Troopers

My Blog

I'm coming hoooooooome

Well, this Friday (9/15) is my last day out on the road.  It has been nearly a year to the day that I've been out on the road for work.  I've missed a number of people and really look forwa...
Posted by Jim on Thu, 14 Sep 2006 10:58:00 PST

Puzzle Time

You are on a horse, galloping at a constant speed.  On your right side is a sharp drop off, and on your left side is an elephant traveling at the same speed as you.  Directly in fr...
Posted by Jim on Thu, 27 Jul 2006 08:09:00 PST

Robbing Peter to pay Paul

Robbing Peter to pay Paul.  Some of you may have heard that phrase a few million times.  I've been doing that for so long and so many ways that I'm starting to realize I could be living a mu...
Posted by Jim on Wed, 26 Jul 2006 10:42:00 PST

Selling Sugar Pills

I have to admit this is tempting, but it is pure BS, so I'll pass.  But here is an easy way to make some money.  Of course, you'll need some money to start.  Isn't that always the case....
Posted by Jim on Fri, 17 Mar 2006 04:21:00 PST

My claim to line fame.

Well, I'm never used a line on a woman.  Or at least I have never remembered  using a line on a woman, which, when you think about it, states of mind where you aren't going to remember what ...
Posted by Jim on Wed, 24 Aug 2005 02:49:00 PST

Greatest Love in History - Three Times One Minus One

Tonight The Night of nights The night of 1,001 erotic delights this night of nights will truely be rememberful [rememberful] I will stick my penis in your beautiful vagina DAMN! [Damn] DOUBLE DA...
Posted by Jim on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

A ghost in the system

I dont want to sound like Im obsessed with this idea. I just like privacy. There are a couple of things to remember about being a ghost. First, youve probably given away your privacy. Nobody ...
Posted by Jim on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

My first long distance motorcycle ride.

So I have successfully taken my first long distance motorcycle ride. And while I had to learn a few things about bad decisions, I must say that I really enjoyed it and that I plan on doing it again a...
Posted by Jim on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Getting Arrested?

Being that I am a criminal mastermind who has not been caught, I have yet to experience the system of being arrested. So I'm not sure what qualifies as being arrested. I know I was not booked, so if...
Posted by Jim on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

New Motorcycle :) (with photo of an almost exact duplicate bike)

I bought a 1993 Yamaha V-Max and I couldn't be happier right now. Stock this bike is capable of doing a 3 second 0 to 60 while staying in 1st gear. Last night on the way home I was trav...
Posted by Jim on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST