Surfing Armageddon

George Tabb has been behind the wheel of a car exactly once when his maniacal father Lester enlists him to take the family SUV all the way down I-95—with a trailer of pissed off horses in tow. He survives the journey only to find a hostile school environment (where Yankees and Jews are only tolerated after he convinces the entire football team he has a bionic arm) and a bizarre home environment (where the egomaniacal Lester has evicted a group home for retarded children in order to enact his well-financed dream of reconstruction the mansion Tara from Gone with the Wind.) Through it all George focuses on what’s saved teens with bad families for generations: the seemingly impossible quest to get laid. With the help of the Ramones, the Rocky Horror Picture Show and Tommy “God’s Gift to Women” Corn, Tabb gets a life. And after a harrowing first semester at the University of Florida—his roommate is a violent buffoon whose father is Grand Wizard of the KKK—even a little love.What are people saying about George Tabb? “George Tabb is the Professor of Punk" --Joey Ramone“the David Sedaris of punk” --Resonance Magazine