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About Me


6'1"-ish
Weigh less than 13 Stone
By day a masterful Senior Programmer Analyst
at a Cincinnati Fortune 500 company
and wear Brooks Brothers suits
By night I sleep
Visions of Cobol code dance in my head
I have a mortgage and a 48 mile roundtrip daily commute
Visit the original (my) Oz Prison Bitch Name Generator: http://home.fuse.net/bobgoblin/bitchGen.html
Oh, and I love whores!
It's true!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Charles Nelson Reilly, really!

My Blog

the autistic guy in the cube next to mine

has recently decided to stop bathing.for that reason alone, im grateful that it is friday.  and next week is only 4 days, followed by a 10-day weekend.
Posted by on Fri, 14 Mar 2008 17:22:00 GMT

I’ve been quite happy with the sleep number bed

oh, lindsay, why didn't i heed your words sooner?apparently my number is 45that's where i've been most comfortable.and i do sleep a lot betterwithout waking much during the nightif at alland i'm not t...
Posted by on Fri, 07 Mar 2008 19:40:00 GMT

loads of sleep

i actually feel much better today than i expected.  i've been quite lazy, just doing some laundry - yes, sean loads of laundry!!but i had to buy a new bed last week.  my old bed was a pillow...
Posted by on Sat, 23 Feb 2008 14:47:00 GMT

thechie tech tech tech

first, tech I love:I was a pussy when it came to upgrading my DirecTv Tivo.  Sure I could have put in an additional hard drive.  But after some research I discovered that RCA did not install...
Posted by on Wed, 09 Jan 2008 16:08:00 GMT

Jury Duty 2007

I scheduled a vacation next week.  Then I received a summons to Jury Duty.  Hopefully this will not be as bad as 1992, when I spent the entire year on Jury Duty.  That nearly killed me.
Posted by on Sat, 22 Dec 2007 12:42:00 GMT

wtf - or A Noteworthy Event

This may have been the strangest, if not, craziest thing to ever happen to me:I was getting ready to leave work and went to the restroom. On the way back to my desk to shut down my PC and pick up my c...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Oct 2007 18:59:00 GMT

much better today

my parents called.  not so much about my health, though they did ask, but they were worried about my mortgage - since all the companies are going bankrupt.mine's fine, 30-years fixed at 5.0%.I ha...
Posted by on Fri, 07 Sep 2007 18:23:00 GMT

Blech!

My summer cold has turned into full-blown pneumonia.  Oh how fun!  So, my vacation this week has turned into nothing more than me sleeping a lot and coughing up mucus.  I had so many th...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Sep 2007 21:16:00 GMT

Volcanoes are to blame for Global Warming!

It's True!! the guy, who basically sits facing me if it weren't for the big ass wall, in the next cube has the worst case of Poison Ivy I've ever seen. Yesterday, his arms looked like someone with...
Posted by on Thu, 09 Aug 2007 17:15:00 GMT

my former landlady died

found out today that the landlady of my previous apartment building died last week.  she was huge, 300+ lbs and about 5'2.  she had gone to the hospital for gastric bypass surgery then died ...
Posted by on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 20:53:00 GMT