Owen's Law - the warehouse theory |
Owen's Law states that all fit women are locked up in a warehouse until round about mid May where upon they are released into the community.
There is speculation as to where this warehouse is? ...
Posted by Spongey on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 07:41:00 PST |
Jazz and food - recommendation |
Food and Jazz
and the old man who has
sung his way through every bar in Hornsea
Getting paid
for singing on parade
in a line up down the nick in Battersea
Out on bail
His health startin...
Posted by Spongey on Sat, 24 Mar 2007 07:25:00 PST |
Letter Bombings - Police believe they have the suspects surrounded |
Police suspect daily Letter bombing of Tranport Civil contractors to be the work of either the Real RAC or Provisional AA
Posted by Spongey on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 08:52:00 PST |
Holes in my memory - homage to Benisty |
I have holes in my memory
I can't remember much of last century
it's not that I had a bang on the head
it's just some of my brain cells are dead
I have holes in my memory
mainly due to cop...
Posted by Spongey on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 11:59:00 PST |
Random tit-displayers?? |
Hi my name's Clare, though I could be Rachel, Jo or Sue
I love Myspace because I can show my bits to you
I really want to meet interesting crazy people
because I as vaccuous as the channel tunnel
and...
Posted by Spongey on Wed, 27 Dec 2006 07:16:00 PST |
Carbon offsetting- How about dole offsetting with countries with no jobs? |
Carbon offsetting as I understand is when large emitting countries pay small emitting countries in exchange for their share of the worlds carbon emissions.
How about exchanging our long term ...
Posted by Spongey on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 02:46:00 PST |
Clone Weekly - Clapham |
Women in Clapham are clones. When walking towards women in Clapham I feel like asking:
What version are you? 2.0 or 2.1
Have you been patched?
What are your security flaws? Bulemia or Anorexia
Occassi...
Posted by Spongey on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 03:29:00 PST |
Hamas say "we will never recognise Israel" eh?? what? |
Hamas say "we will never recognise Israel" eh?? They just did didn't they. I wonder how else they could phrase this policy?
Monty Python style:
"We will never recognise that dusty patch over there wi...
Posted by Spongey on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 08:41:00 PST |
